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Roommate + GFs Parents + My Apartment = Right Now

Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
edited August 2008 in Singularity Engine++
SE++, my roommate cooked dinner for his girlfriend and her parents. They're over in my apartment right now. He made them some disgusting looking chicken-in-spaghetti-sauce stuff and served it over spaghetti. It looks like high school cafeteria spaghetti sauce.

He didn't even give me a heads up. I want to watch Countdown with Keith Olbermann or something. Damn it.

I keep thinking of things that I can do to just make it awkward... SE++, what kind of silly situations can you think of to make this situation awesomely awkward?

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Haha, he doesn't have any salt or pepper. Or Parmesan cheese.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Just take your pants off and proceed as normal.

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  • WileyWiley Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Naked time.

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  • WileyWiley Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Stare at the mother continuously and rub your crotch while doing it.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yell out '[Room-mate's name], it's mutual masturbation time.'

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited August 2008
    They're already here. They're at the table eating right now.

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    Guys, I think maybe I should not make myself look bad... maybe it's time for them to find out how much of a douchebag their daughter's boyfriend is?

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  • WileyWiley Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wait till they're eating then come up to him all sweaty and ask if you can borrow his astro-glide.

    Ah. If you don't wanna look bad just point out all of his flaws to the parents. Tell them your conscience won't allow you to remain quiet.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Don't You Wonder Sometimes? About Sound And Vision?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Touch his girlfriend's hair while drooling.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Ask if he got that rash taken care of.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Don't You Wonder Sometimes? About Sound And Vision?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Roommate, I gotta take a leak, and my dick isn't gonna shake itself"

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  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited August 2008
    go ask where the bowl you puked into last night is and then stare at the spaghetti bowl

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    walk out without a shirt on and make normal conversation just alternately rub one of your nipples and your belly the whole time

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Vorus wrote: »
    go ask where the bowl you puked into last night is and then stare at the spaghetti bowl

    Haha, this is probably the best so far.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Have someone call your phone and then pretend to be telling your girlfriend that she is going to get that abortion or you're going to do it for her.

    Really loud.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Look. I have an elaborate plan but it hinges on recruiting three Bosnian gymnasts.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Don't You Wonder Sometimes? About Sound And Vision?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Get up on top of the table and soak your nutsack in vinegar. Just squat there for a while and then be like "Oh, I didn't see you guys!" and go back to your room. Leave the vinegar on the table.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    walk out with your pet in your arms and say "where's the peanut butter, i'm horny"

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "So you're Katie's parent's, huh?"

    "Haley's. Our daughter's name is Haley."

    "Huh. I thought Monday was Katie's day."

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Wait for a lull in the conversation and look over at your roomate and his girlfriend and ask "So are you guys going to tell them tonight?" Afterwards ask flustered and try to awkwardly take it back. All the while apologizing to the parents.

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    "So you're Katie's parent's, huh?"

    "Haley's. Our daughter's name is Haley."

    "Huh. I thought Monday was Katie's day."

    NICE!!!

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    man go get a beer somewhere

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    "So you're Katie's parent's, huh?"

    "Haley's. Our daughter's name is Haley."

    "Huh. I thought Monday was Katie's day."

    thisthisthisthis

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  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fishman wrote: »
    "So you're Katie's parent's, huh?"

    "Haley's. Our daughter's name is Haley."

    "Huh. I thought Monday was Katie's day."

    this right here is the correct answer

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Fishman wrote: »
    "So you're Katie's parent's, huh?"

    "Haley's. Our daughter's name is Haley."

    "Huh. I thought Monday was Katie's day."

    NICE!!!

    Do you have your passport ready? Good.

    After doing this, leave the country, because your roommate will be out for your blood.

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited August 2008
    bsjezz wrote: »
    man go get a beer somewhere

    Probably the best idea, but I really hadn't planned on going out tonight. I wanted to spend the evening in my apartment relaxing. Fucking roommate.

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  • WileyWiley Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Let them hear you ask him when his girlfriend is gonna be there.

    Edit: didn't see the advice above, which is much better.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Yell from your room 'Hey [Roommate], do you think three sticks of butter will be enough for the orgy? Or do you want me to buy more?' then walk out and act shocked that the girlfriend and her parents are still there.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Just eat your dinner all calm, and then just out of nowhere say Labia.


    Or Hymen.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You guys have all these intricate plans

    Just say something crass and maybe take the last piece of bread

    If they look hungry bite it, look disgusted, and throw it away

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ask if they are her grandparents

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited August 2008
    They have already seen me in the apartment. I was finishing my dinner (since he didn't invite me to eat with them) and watching TV. Then they started eating. So I just came into my room.

    Fucker didn't even invite me to eat with them.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    You guys have all these intricate plans

    Just say something crass and maybe take the last piece of bread

    If they look hungry bite it, look disgusted, and throw it away

    That is the rudest thing.

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  • Buddy LeeBuddy Lee Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Qorzm wrote: »
    ask if they are her grandparents

    Yessss!!!

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Nerf or nothin'

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  • WileyWiley Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Casually let it slip that you were surprised at how old she was, he usually likes them younger.

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  • A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tell them all a longwinded story about an internet forum that turned on itself in an orgy of hate and dick jokes. Use as many names as possible.

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  • vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Buddy Lee wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    ask if they are her grandparents

    Yessss!!!

    Then when they say 'no, we're her parents' say 'oh, my roommate said her mother was really hot and he'd - uhh - nevermind.'

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i wouldn't invite my roommate to a dinner with my girlfriend and parents either

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    "Dude, she looks JUST like your sister. Seriously, it's fucking uncanny."

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Say grace maybe in an awkward way

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