Making food and not inviting your room-mate to share in it is rudeness of the highest order. If he has meat in the freezer take it out and allow it to spoil before re-freezing it. Rudeness solved.
Making food and not inviting your room-mate to share in it is rudeness of the highest order. If he has meat in the freezer take it out and allow it to spoil before re-freezing it. Rudeness solved.
right up until he makes you a delicious steak dinner to make up for it.
and after you finish you suddenly realize the error of your ways.
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FandyienBut Otto, what about us? Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
Look every person at the table right in the eyes and then spit on their food and salute them in clockwise order
Making food and not inviting your room-mate to share in it is rudeness of the highest order. If he has meat in the freezer take it out and allow it to spoil before re-freezing it. Rudeness solved.
right up until he makes you a delicious steak dinner to make up for it.
and after you finish you suddenly realize the error of your ways.
Wait for a lull in the conversation and look over at your roomate and his girlfriend and ask "So are you guys going to tell them tonight?" Afterwards ask flustered and try to awkwardly take it back. All the while apologizing to the parents.
I like this one the best.
Alternatively just wander out of the room smile and go, so have you told them the big news yet?
Making food and not inviting your room-mate to share in it is rudeness of the highest order. If he has meat in the freezer take it out and allow it to spoil before re-freezing it. Rudeness solved.
I don't need to do this in order for his meat to get spoiled. He left some ground beef in the fridge for two weeks after its sell-by date. He forgot about it. When he found it again, he boiled it.
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Grab it, walk out to where they can see and hear you and start having a conversation with yourself. You don't need to be vulgar or anything, but you can throw in some corny jokes and fake laughs. Maybe pretend to be on an important business call, 'peterson account, old man johnson, report on his desk by tomorrow, yadda yadda yadda'.
Then in your pocket, have your cell phone ready to dial your apartment phone. Let your conversation turn a little heated, start pretending to be stressed, and pause where they can definitely see and hear you. Just as you're really getting into it, call the phone you're currently talking.
While it's still ringing, look at them like you've just been found out and run back to your room, slam the door, and crank up the spice girls sound track you know you have.
Making food and not inviting your room-mate to share in it is rudeness of the highest order. If he has meat in the freezer take it out and allow it to spoil before re-freezing it. Rudeness solved.
I don't need to do this in order for his meat to get spoiled. He left some ground beef in the fridge for two weeks after its sell-by date. He forgot about it. When he found it again, he boiled it.
Aw hell. I wouldn't eat anything that dude cooked.
Wait for a lull in the conversation and look over at your roomate and his girlfriend and ask "So are you guys going to tell them tonight?" Afterwards ask flustered and try to awkwardly take it back. All the while apologizing to the parents.
I like this one the best.
Alternatively just wander out of the room smile and go, so have you told them the big news yet?
These are both excellent.
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Grab it, walk out to where they can see and hear you and start having a conversation with yourself. You don't need to be vulgar or anything, but you can throw in some corny jokes and fake laughs. Maybe pretend to be on an important business call, 'peterson account, old man johnson, report on his desk by tomorrow, yadda yadda yadda'.
Then in your pocket, have your cell phone ready to dial your apartment phone. Let your conversation turn a little heated, start pretending to be stressed, and pause where they can definitely see and hear you. Just as you're really getting into it, call the phone you're currently talking.
While it's still ringing, look at them like you've just been found out and run back to your room, slam the door, and crank up the spice girls sound track you know you have.
YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED BOB
FOURTY. MILLION. FUCKING EUROS, BOB! CLEAN OUT YOUR LOCKER AT THE CLUB.
Grab it, walk out to where they can see and hear you and start having a conversation with yourself. You don't need to be vulgar or anything, but you can throw in some corny jokes and fake laughs. Maybe pretend to be on an important business call, 'peterson account, old man johnson, report on his desk by tomorrow, yadda yadda yadda'.
Then in your pocket, have your cell phone ready to dial your apartment phone. Let your conversation turn a little heated, start pretending to be stressed, and pause where they can definitely see and hear you. Just as you're really getting into it, call the phone you're currently talking.
While it's still ringing, look at them like you've just been found out and run back to your room, slam the door, and crank up the spice girls sound track you know you have.
I'd use this idea, but replace the running back to your room with running to the bathroom, turning on the shower and sobbing loudly to yourself, Tobias Funke style.
Wait for a lull in the conversation and look over at your roomate and his girlfriend and ask "So are you guys going to tell them tonight?" Afterwards ask flustered and try to awkwardly take it back. All the while apologizing to the parents.
I like this one the best.
Alternatively just wander out of the room smile and go, so have you told them the big news yet?
These are both excellent.
Do it. Go! Report back so that we may thrill at your hijinks.
How about you stay in your room and play video games, quietly, always hoping the meal goes well for your roommate who you are friends with and don't want to ruin his life over something.
Or, if he deserves it, just walk around in a bath robe puffing on an invisible pipe in your hand, and say nothing but 'what ho!' whenever they look at you.
I would use the phone idea, but keep interrupting dinner by yelling to your room-mate that there is a girl calling for him
worst case scenario : your room-mate gets mad at YOU and loses his temper in front of the parents
Sup ashley?
Oh, bob? No, you know who's parents are over for dinner.
Huh? Oooh ha haha you naughty girl you!
Alright I'll tell him you called.
"HEY! WHATSHERFACE FROM LAST NIGHT CALLED. DO YOU STILL HAVE HER BATHING SUIT BOTTOM?"
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
Walk out, covered in feces, with your hands tied together.
"THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, HE'S BEEN KEEPING ME HERE, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN NAME PLEASE GOD KILL ME"
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edited August 2008
you can be really simple about this
walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
Wait for a lull in the conversation and look over at your roomate and his girlfriend and ask "So are you guys going to tell them tonight?" Afterwards ask flustered and try to awkwardly take it back. All the while apologizing to the parents.
I like this one the best.
Alternatively just wander out of the room smile and go, so have you told them the big news yet?
These are both excellent.
Do it. Go! Report back so that we may thrill at your hijinks.
I'm seriously considering it. He fucking deserves it. And it would be hilarious. They would go CRAZY and they wouldn't believe him when he kept saying "Nonono, seriously, there's nothing to tell!"
And I could be there saying stuff like "Okay, okay, not yet, I see how it is. Just waiting for the right time, sorry I said anything."
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walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
her parents will wrack their brains
Perfect.
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walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
her parents will wrack their brains
actually instead of a chuckle look at the parents and do the face then scamped back to your room and slam the door.
walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
her parents will wrack their brains
actually instead of a chuckle look at the parents and do the face then scamped back to your room and slam the door.
ahhaha, you guys make the best suggestions
I want to know what he's going to pick
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walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
her parents will wrack their brains
actually instead of a chuckle look at the parents and do the face then scamped back to your room and slam the door.
actually you should just shake your head in a solemn manner
like you pity them so much
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Metzger MeisterIt Gets Worsebefore it gets any better.Registered Userregular
edited August 2008
THE OOOOOOLD GLORY HOLE!
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Would you at least give your roommate a heads up about it?
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right up until he makes you a delicious steak dinner to make up for it.
and after you finish you suddenly realize the error of your ways.
Do you have, or can you get, the following?
*Balloons
*Urine
*A rabid mongoose
*Hot sauce
Just use plenty of steak sauce.
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yea probably
Sometimes your joke premises are too elaborate.
I like this one the best.
Alternatively just wander out of the room smile and go, so have you told them the big news yet?
Satans..... hints.....
I don't need to do this in order for his meat to get spoiled. He left some ground beef in the fridge for two weeks after its sell-by date. He forgot about it. When he found it again, he boiled it.
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Do you have a cordless phone? Good.
Grab it, walk out to where they can see and hear you and start having a conversation with yourself. You don't need to be vulgar or anything, but you can throw in some corny jokes and fake laughs. Maybe pretend to be on an important business call, 'peterson account, old man johnson, report on his desk by tomorrow, yadda yadda yadda'.
Then in your pocket, have your cell phone ready to dial your apartment phone. Let your conversation turn a little heated, start pretending to be stressed, and pause where they can definitely see and hear you. Just as you're really getting into it, call the phone you're currently talking.
While it's still ringing, look at them like you've just been found out and run back to your room, slam the door, and crank up the spice girls sound track you know you have.
Really you just need three of the four
The mongoose is like a bonus item
Aw hell. I wouldn't eat anything that dude cooked.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OzWIFX8M-Y
REALLY LOUD!
The moist maker, if you will.
These are both excellent.
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YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED BOB
FOURTY. MILLION. FUCKING EUROS, BOB! CLEAN OUT YOUR LOCKER AT THE CLUB.
worst case scenario : your room-mate gets mad at YOU and loses his temper in front of the parents
I'd use this idea, but replace the running back to your room with running to the bathroom, turning on the shower and sobbing loudly to yourself, Tobias Funke style.
Do it. Go! Report back so that we may thrill at your hijinks.
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Sup ashley?
Oh, bob? No, you know who's parents are over for dinner.
Huh? Oooh ha haha you naughty girl you!
Alright I'll tell him you called.
Or, if he deserves it, just walk around in a bath robe puffing on an invisible pipe in your hand, and say nothing but 'what ho!' whenever they look at you.
Still, I like my idea best.
"HEY! WHATSHERFACE FROM LAST NIGHT CALLED. DO YOU STILL HAVE HER BATHING SUIT BOTTOM?"
"THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE, HE'S BEEN KEEPING ME HERE, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN NAME PLEASE GOD KILL ME"
walk into the kitchen to get a drink, or wherever, and just look at them all eating and try and stifle a chuckle and shake your head and go back to your room
her parents will wrack their brains
I'm seriously considering it. He fucking deserves it. And it would be hilarious. They would go CRAZY and they wouldn't believe him when he kept saying "Nonono, seriously, there's nothing to tell!"
And I could be there saying stuff like "Okay, okay, not yet, I see how it is. Just waiting for the right time, sorry I said anything."
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/my-leagues/
The join code for the CLASSIC league: 214755-65927
The join code for the HEAD-TO-HEAD league: 5294-3346
Perfect.
http://fantasy.premierleague.com/my-leagues/
The join code for the CLASSIC league: 214755-65927
The join code for the HEAD-TO-HEAD league: 5294-3346
If you have her cell phone, do it to her too.
actually instead of a chuckle look at the parents and do the
Hey, vance called! He wants to know if you're still down to go to the glory hole on saturday?
Should I tell him you are?!
Bob?
Did you hear me? The glory hole, vance wants to know if you want to go to the glory hole again this saturday?
ahhaha, you guys make the best suggestions
I want to know what he's going to pick
like you pity them so much
also not funny