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PHALLA:Strangers with Candy - Game Over / Retards win. LETS ALL EAT CAKE. DURRRRRRRRR

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited August 2008 in Singularity Engine++
STRANGERS WITH CANDY: THE PHALLA


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Hi. I'm Jerri Blank.
32 years ago I dropped out of highschool and ran away from home.
Oh, I made a lot of friends, did a lot of time.
I was a boozer, a user, and a loser.
I STOLE THE TV; did some more time.

But now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed, the hassles are just the same.

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Game Information:
Spoiler:

No prior expertise in Phalla is required.
No knowledge of Strangers with Candy is required, although hulu & Comedy Central's websites have lots of clips; watching them might help you understand some of the characters.


Please do not sign up if you cannot participate from August 14 until the 21st (approximately, may go a little shorter or longer.)

Class is now in session.


RULES/GAMEPLAY:
1. You must vote for someone to be sent to Detention every day (this basically means removed from gameplay), unless you are not allowed to vote. But most likely, you must vote. So, you know. Vote. !vote Neville or !retract Neville

2. You must all elect a Student Council. The Student Council's purpose is to help ensure things go smoothly. Of course, your school faculty does not trust all (read: any) of you, so they may try to infiltrate this. The Student Council results will be announced during the first narration (after Day 1)

The Student Council will receive special abilities to help you, so choose your representatives wisely.
You may !elect one person. The person with the highest votes becomes President, 2nd Vice-President, 3rd is Secretary, and 4th most is some Jerk. In the event of a tie, I will do what I want and probably run over you with my car. Mr Jellineck will be in charge of this part.

3. Some of you may have special rules, which may seem "weird" or "restrictive" or "my daddy said I don't have to let anyone touch me there." Well that's too bad. You're at Flatpoint High and things work a little differently here. Feel free to ask any questions in a PM, if they concern your role.

4. This is a FACTION GAME. This means there are multiple win conditions and multiple groups trying to win. This isn't a huge game, so some factions are smallish. Do NOT sit around and do nothing; play the game or bow out if you're a pussy or lazy ass Indian. Don't make me remove you. You must post at LEAST 2 posts a day. Content is inconsequential, but you must do this and you MUST vote unless you have been told otherwise by me.

5. Ask for !clarification for any points. I reserve the right to not answer them.


Voting/special abilities are due by 8 pm PST / 11 pm EST every day.

Addendum to the Rules:
Bogey wrote:
- Making more than the customary (1) goodbye post in the game thread after you are killed is against the Rules of the game.

- Dead players are not allowed to talk about the game or any of the mechanics in any of the threads in the forum.

- Non-players are not allowed to post in any of the game threads.

Failure to comply will result in a tempban by me.




Player list:
1. [strike]Cold Salmon and Hatred[/strike] (normal student) - Sent to detention by the Student Body
2. Monkeyfeet
3. Obbi
4. Bogey
[strike]5. Snowbeat -[/strike] normal student - Reported to the school board by Sara Blank
6. Marshmallow
7. One Thousand Dicks
8. tehcoolryan
9. [strike]Shankusu (Shankill) - [/strike]Cassie Pines (FACULTY)
10. Redeemer
11. [strike]Fiz[/strike] (normal student) - sent to detention by the Student Body
12. Grath
13. naporeon
14. Dee Kae
15. doublehawk00
16. Infidel
17. Canada_jezus
18. [strike]Shankusu (Kusugattai) - [/strike] normal student - Sent to detention by the Student Body
19. Daric
20. That Dave Fella (remote signup via cellular text notification methodology)
21. Slacker71
22. cj iwakura
23. Raneados
24. TheLawinator
25. bongi
26. kuhlmeye
27. Theidar
28. lostwords
29. Soup
30. Ramen Noodle
31. Critical
32. mrpaku
33. [strike]Munkus Beaver[/strike] (Converted Retard) - ground into meat by Stew
34. [strike]KingMole[/strike] - Given terrible advice by Geoffrey Jellineck
35. Qorzm
36. JohnHam
37. [strike]Lol![/strike] - normal student - Sent to detention by the Student Body
38. scarlet st.
39. Straightzi
40. Anjin-San
41. Sara Lynn
42. Riggs Blitzkrieg
43. Belruel
44. Repox
45. Centipede Damascus
46. Koshian
47. Endomatic
48. Shorn Scrotum Man
49. Green
50. zimfan
51. Ultarune
52. CrackedLens
53. Druhim


Reserves:
1. Akimbolegs
2. LightRider
3. SomeStickGuy
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

This game (and thread) have been approved by the Sonic Avenger, bogey.


NEW TO PHALLA?
Here are some BASIC gameplay rules (these are the wiki concepts)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mafia_(game)#Basic_gameplay[/QUOTE]


Student Council:

President - Koshian
Vice-President - doublehawk00
Secretary - tehcoolryan
Some Jerk #4 - mrpaku



Narration Links:
Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Day 4
Day 5
Day 6
Day 7
Day 8 - Final

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !Cold Salmon and Hatred

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    should the two of us sign our posts when we vote/retract?

    also !vote Cold Salmon and Hatred

  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm going to elect the hell out of someone. Also i'm going to bed.

    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    !elect Green
    The man was partly responsible for Animorphs phalla
    Need I say more?

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !elect Marshmallow. He's a pretty cool dude. Plus he made me my awesome pokedex entry

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    !elect Marshmallow

    marshmallow is a reasonable dude that makes good decisions

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu: Yes, sign your posts.

    PA Announcement: Shankusu is a joint account, but is being played by two separate people. I suggest you find separate ways to speak to them, unless you are assuming they have the same role.
    Even though I just told you that they do not. So, unless you are a retard -- and God help our school if they are here -- you should not do that. That is all.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !elect Lol!

    Didn't Wiggin used to get mobbed on the first day, every single Phalla? Boy deserves some powuh.

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Neville: Should I sign every post, or just the votes?

    Every post so far has been Shank.

    My IM is Slang Ballad, PM me if you want my facebook.

    High five for simulpost, Ryan.

    -Shank

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm guessing Neville is using some other way to send Shankusu they're roles since they share the same PM box

    Edit: Great minds think alike Shank

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    naporeon wrote: »
    !elect Lol!

    Didn't Wiggin used to get mobbed on the first day, every single Phalla? Boy deserves some powuh.

    The first game where that didn't happen, I was a special
    I was a terrible special, but a special nontheless

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    !elect Green
    The man was partly responsible for Animorphs phalla
    Need I say more?

    You mean the disastrous Phalla with the retardedly overpowered evil side and some absurd powers like absorbing and maintaining a different power every (other?) day?

    Green's a cool dude, but you can make better arguments to vest power in him than to call attention to that Phalla.

    -Shank

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Shank I was the other party responsible for that, remember?

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Shank I was the other party responsible for that, remember?

    Um, yes, I do. I fail to see the relevance of that, except for maybe as an argument against vesting any power in you either.

    If my memory is failing me, please correct me, but I seem to recall a bit of hubbub after that Phalla ended and all the mechanics were revealed.

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow All Places Are Alike To MeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh hey, people are voting for me, and this is good somehow?

    I guess i will read the OP then.

    EDIT: Class president? Responsibility? You guys suck.

  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Gonna !elect Shank, as I am currently trying to get him naked for an art class I'm doing

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Lol! wrote: »
    Shank I was the other party responsible for that, remember?

    Um, yes, I do. I fail to see the relevance of that, except for maybe as an argument against vesting any power in you either.

    If my memory is failing me, please correct me, but I seem to recall a bit of hubbub after that Phalla ended and all the mechanics were revealed.

    Basically my reasoning was in jest

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !elect Shank, he's a cool dude

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    Neville: Should I sign every post, or just the votes?

    Every post so far has been Shank.

    My IM is Slang Ballad, PM me if you want my facebook.

    High five for simulpost, Ryan.

    -Shank

    Your call.
    Or, uh, half your call, I suppose.

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I'm gonna reserve judgement on voting until I get my pm

    also: marshmallow is an insidious mastermind

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow All Places Are Alike To MeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hey you know what, !Vote Shank. Because he's not me.

  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    !elect Shank

  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Marsh if you're VOTING for detention, do so in red
    If you're ELECTING for Class President, do so in blue

    Fix your wording either way

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    we're going to feel pretty fucking silly if Shank turns out to be one of the bad guys

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm gonna reserve judgement on voting until I get my pm

    also: marshmallow is an insidious mastermind

    I suppose he is a good phalla player, though

    !elect marshmallow

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    there are no bad guys, Snow. Just different factions.

    -Shank

  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    we're going to feel pretty fucking silly if Shank turns out to be one of the bad guys

    nah, it's the first day, after all

    it's not like we have any clue about anything

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    wow that was a hardcore nap I just took

    !elect Lol!


    give Wiggin some unnecessary power to get the ball rolling

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow All Places Are Alike To MeRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oops, okay then !Elect Shank.

    There we go

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    an enemy is an enemy, Shank

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    You can tell which people haven't watched the series based on their electing wiggin for student council. That's the exact opposite message the show delivers

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll vote for whoever guesses my favorite color

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Just this once lets be nice and !vote wiggin for something other than death.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll vote for whoever guesses my favorite color
    green

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    I'll vote for whoever guesses my favorite color

    is it green?

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    You can tell which people haven't watched the series based on their electing wiggin for student council. That's the exact opposite message the show delivers

    I've watched the show thank you

    for all we know Wiggin could be a beautiful cheerleader

    or at least the need to be one

  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited August 2008
    I'll vote for whoever guesses my favorite color

    since they said green I am going with red, the color of your fez

  • EndomaticEndomatic Registered User
    edited August 2008
    !elect Marshmallow

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    I'll vote for whoever guesses my favorite color
    green

    holy crap

    how'd you do that

  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
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