I usually either just grab the bottom of my shirt (without crossing my arms; what the fuck, girls?) and pull it over my head, or grab just below the back of my collar and yank it up.
You get better pulling angles if you cross your arms
Scientific fact
Jesus christ chat stop distracting me
Look, Irene just asked a question
It's not my fault if you can't stop picturing me undressing
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Sorry, I don't really have much practical advice, because I've only ever picked up one guy in my life, and I'm not really sure how it happened. Ideally, you just go around befriending people until you find one that you want to be more than friends with. This is my incredibly naive world-view.
As an aside to my last post I don't think I've actually bought any non-buttoned shirts in years.
I'm going to start, since apparently fire and dragons are retarded.
I will miss you, fire and dragons!
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Evening [chat]! I have the most wonderful news! I got picked up today as a teacher's assistant working with special needs children for 19.13 an hour with full medical and dental. =D
As an aside to my last post I don't think I've actually bought any non-buttoned shirts in years.
I'm going to start, since apparently fire and dragons are retarded.
I will miss you, fire and dragons!
They're only retarded if you want to ever have sex without paying for it, or make anything approaching a positive first impression on 90% of the population of the U.S.
Evening [chat]! I have the most wonderful news! I got picked up today as a teacher's assistant working with special needs children for 19.13 an hour with full medical and dental. =D
Teach them special needs children that the world cannot look down on them.
They too possess the rage's Man's Spirit necessary to take on this world.
Sorry, I don't really have much practical advice, because I've only ever picked up one guy in my life, and I'm not really sure how it happened. Ideally, you just go around befriending people until you find one that you want to be more than friends with. This is my incredibly naive world-view.
I'm honestly focusing on the befriending people part.
I...Have no idea how to befriend people, or what in the nutballs to say when I try approaching them.
So in re: getting naked. How do you guys take off your shirts? Do you shrug your shoulders up and pull on the back of the collar and pull the shirt over the top of your head? Cuz apparently that's how most guys do it. I tend to cross my arms and pull up on the sides of the bottom hem, which is apparently how most girls do it.
We talking about getting naked quickly or slowly?
I mean like when you undress to get in the shower or something. Pedestrian stripping, not sexy stripping.
Ah, then I unbutton the shirt and then remove each sleeve.
You wear button-down shirts all the time?
Uh, pretty much. I've only got like, 2 polos. Most of the time they're open with a tee underneath though.
I know no one, and therefore could not go to a group activity with other people.
You don't have to know anyone to go to a group activity with other people.
Take a martial arts class. Join a recreational sports league. Register for a class at the local community college.
Can you even register for any such things if you're under 18?
EDIT: Also, even when I'm around other people I clam up and can't say anything or introduce myself or do anything. This is, as you can imagine, a PROBLEM.
Evening [chat]! I have the most wonderful news! I got picked up today as a teacher's assistant working with special needs children for 19.13 an hour with full medical and dental. =D
I also pee sitting down so I guess it all works out.
I sit down when I pee.
Why's everybody lookin at me?
I sit down when I pee.
There's nothin' that crazy about me.
I'm just takin a whiz, mind your own biz.
Why's everybody always starin' at me?
Hey bro!
I gotta go
Let me thru,
I gotta go number 2.
No can do i'm taking a pee
sittin on the loo
havin' a good long wee!
Are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down! And you're not makin brown?
I'm not makin brown! Are you makin iced tea?
Just lemonade But are you sittin down? O.o
I'm sittin down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man
Then you can pee in a urinal can.
If you really wanna know why i'm sittin strong. ..
I really just can't stand touchin' my dong
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It's not my fault if you can't stop picturing me undressing
Sorry, I don't really have much practical advice, because I've only ever picked up one guy in my life, and I'm not really sure how it happened. Ideally, you just go around befriending people until you find one that you want to be more than friends with. This is my incredibly naive world-view.
I'm going to start, since apparently fire and dragons are retarded.
Man do you need to be temp-banned again?
Teach them special needs children that the world cannot look down on them.
They too possess the rage's Man's Spirit necessary to take on this world.
Hmhmhmhmhm
Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Girls love a guy with a cross.
I've posted too many images today.
I'm honestly focusing on the befriending people part.
I...Have no idea how to befriend people, or what in the nutballs to say when I try approaching them.
Go do that activity with a group of people.
I know no one, and therefore could not go to a group activity with other people.
Uh, pretty much. I've only got like, 2 polos. Most of the time they're open with a tee underneath though.
I also pee sitting down so I guess it all works out.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Take a martial arts class. Join a recreational sports league. Register for a class at the local community college.
I am not a man
No I was just trying to do some chores
Attention span of a GNAT
Sign up for a cookery/pottery/art/tennis/whatever you are interested in learning class?
The main thing that keeps me from peeing sitting down is my lack of patience and others' lack of hygiene.
I generally only pee standing up when no one else is around. I don't like to audiocast.
I once knew a gnat who spent a solid 10 hours a day writing his novel.
Never took breaks, completely undistractable.
not all gnats are like you, Medopine.
Can you even register for any such things if you're under 18?
EDIT: Also, even when I'm around other people I clam up and can't say anything or introduce myself or do anything. This is, as you can imagine, a PROBLEM.
He didn't last very long
Oh my, this does not bode well for a law profession at all.
You're a bit fruity that's all.
Ahaha, chores.
Gnats have good attention spans. Stop defaming them.
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It's this gypsy girl, the witch who set this flame!:whistle:
Fun story: Once when I was in Paris, I decided to try out drag, and ran into this deaf guy with a bad back.
Gnats don't pay for shit
That's because they have been disenfranchised.
I sit down when I pee.
Why's everybody lookin at me?
I sit down when I pee.
There's nothin' that crazy about me.
I'm just takin a whiz, mind your own biz.
Why's everybody always starin' at me?
Hey bro!
I gotta go
Let me thru,
I gotta go number 2.
No can do i'm taking a pee
sittin on the loo
havin' a good long wee!
Are you sittin down?
I'm sittin down!
And you're not makin brown?
I'm not makin brown!
Are you makin iced tea?
Just lemonade
But are you sittin down? O.o
I'm sittin down!
Why don't you stand like a regular man
Then you can pee in a urinal can.
If you really wanna know why i'm sittin strong. ..
I really just can't stand touchin' my dong