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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "No [chat]ting!", by Drez
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Forum: Debate and DiscourseMaybe not the most awesome thing, but it made me laugh at a customer while reading it.
Post: No [chat]ting!
Posted by: Drez
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That sounds like a location in the middle of a quest in an old fantasy book. "Follow the abandoned path across the plains of death, through the mountains that turn you blind, and over the river of disemboweled souls. It's a shortcut. Much faster than that new four-lane highway they just opened up."
POTATO WHISKEY MADE IN THE MOUNTAINS THAT TURNS YOU BLIND.
Hmm.
> Take potato Potato: Taken. > Up [B]Mountain Pass[/B] You have entered the Mountain Pass. You can see a still to the North. Behind you, to the South, is the base of the mountain. > West Do you want to jump off the cliff? > No Okay. > North [B]Outside Potato Whiskey Still[/B] You have arrived at an abandoned still. Inside you can see a Frobozz-O-Matic Potato Whiskey Maker Machine 2000 inside the still. Your elvish sword glows faintly blue. > In (Opening the still door.) [B]Inside Potato Whiskey Still[/B] You have entered the potato whiskey still. On one table is a the Frobozz-O-Matic Potato Whiskey Maker Machine 2000. You notice an orc sitting in one corner eating crumpets and sipping tea. Your elvish sword glows bright blue. > i You are carrying: - a torch - a magical elvish sword which is glowing bright blue - a potato - a Betty Crocker recipe book - a treatise - a leaflet - a clove of garlic - a spellbook - a parser nymph - a voodoo-cursed, shrunken, petrified Zen Vulgarity - a magical dwarven uzi - a towel > Make potato whiskey (With potato.) You approach the Frobozz-O-Matic Potato Whiskey Maker Machine 2000 and put the potato in the machine. Immediately, the machine comes to life and in less than a minute, a paper cup containing potato whiskey materializes in front of the machine on the table. > Take whiskey You take the whiskey. Suddenly, the orc leaps up and smashes you in both eyes with an uneaten crumpet. You are blind.
Yep, you're right. Potato whiskey causes blindness.
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a) Interactive Fiction, which this emulated, is not an "RPG."
b) I cannot claim to have started this or anything, but I've been posting this kind of thing very sporadically since before you even had an account here.
c) You're a talentless fuckface.
I'm also confused as to how he thinks you have/had nothing to say. You actually commented a lot on that topic.
Tempted to doubleawesome this thread. Because it is doubleawesome. Perhaps even doubleplusawesome, but then the Party should decide that, of course.
You see a Kruetz.
> I hit the kruetz over the head |
It is the internet.
> Fuck |
I know right.
> |
Not as popular as "this post sucks!" has become with people like you, who contribute nothing, have no purpose and are beloved by no one.
This is like pissing on someone you've beaten unconscious. Totally unnecessary. But then so totally necessary at the same time.
If faith is just a silent tribute, mine is just a desperate act.
To much Poteen.
We'd decimate the forums if that ever happened.
I'm only talking about in the awesome posts forum.
Why would we ever ban it here? It's so very often true!
Although I do prefer the "Boo, get off the stage" approach.
I was saying this when it was underground.