Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

Poorochondriac

Malkor wrote: »

Some folk can't comprehend all caps. Not me though. I get you.

SOUL MATES

CrackedLens

Poorochondriac wrote: »

Malkor wrote: »

Some folk can't comprehend all caps. Not me though. I get you.

SOUL MATES

gay

Peas

Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

trentsteel

What position was Whippy having sex with his girlfriend?

Metzger Meister

Peas wrote: »

Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

CrackedLens

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Peas wrote: »

Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

thats just your heart quitting on you fatty

Metzger Meister

CrackedLens wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Peas wrote: »

Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

thats just your heart quitting on you fatty

i am eating bacon and eggs...

As7

This is a wonderful peek into the life of someone I know.

CrackedLens

Metzger Meister wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

Metzger Meister wrote: »

Peas wrote: »

Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

thats just your heart quitting on you fatty

i am eating bacon and eggs...

i had a bacon egg and hashbrown sandwich for lunch

hi5

Hunter

trentsteel wrote: »

What position was Whippy having sex with his girlfriend?

Alabama Crab Dangle

trentsteel

Hunter wrote: »

trentsteel wrote: »

What position was Whippy having sex with his girlfriend?

Alabama Crab Dangle

Is that the one that involves scuttling?

CrackedLens

i dont even know what that is

Hunter

It's more of a theory, but it's possible.

CrackedLens

explain

Desert_Eagle25

CrackedLens wrote: »

explain

Watch a Ron jeremy movie.

Me Too!

Ask him where he got that belt

Orikaeshigitae

can't wait to room with whippy at PAX

Marathon

Desert_Eagle25 wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

explain

Watch the Ladies Man when The Rock was his girlfriend.

B.C.

Shorty, that first post is a delight. I dunno why but I could not stop giggling at

He has a cat. This cat? Huge asshole.

Monkeyfeet

This was well written. I demand more

Shorty

I might have more later today.

Bogey

You better!

Kuribo's Shoe

it's like some wonderful dream

Muse Among Men

Living with Wippy seems to be one constant adventure after another.

I smell sitcom.

Draco_Auric

Shorty wrote: »

He takes unfair advantage of my paranoia. He'll walk into the living room and say, "Playing Metal Gear, huh? Havin' fun playing that Metal Gear? How's that Metal Gear going for you? Is that Metal Gear awesome?" What the fuck did he do to my Metal Gear? Has his cock been on it?


Once, I got home from work, and he was having sex with his girlfriend with their bedroom door open. "Animals!" I shout. Mid-coital laughter ensues.


I have a rather extensive collection of nutcrackers. The christmas ones. He tells this to nearly everyone. "He has a rather extensive collection of nutcrackers," he says, and usually starts laughing uncontrollably.

So what you're saying is that you are a paranoid, nutcracker collector, who heckles people while they are busy fucking?

Muse Among Men

So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

Marathon

Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.

World as Myth

this is amazing shit

Bogey

Marathon wrote: »

Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.

Hahahahah!

Kovak

i hope i am at least half as amusing a roommate as whippy

Shorty

Muse Among Men wrote: »

So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

Houk

Marathon wrote: »

Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.

Just get one of those squirt bottles.

"Bad whippy! Not on the furniture!"

Muse Among Men

Shorty wrote: »

Muse Among Men wrote: »

So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.

Shorty

Muse Among Men wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

Muse Among Men wrote: »

So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.

I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.

B.C.

ChicoBlue/Shorty webcomic.

A surrealist experiment in hilarity.

Marathon

Shorty wrote: »

Muse Among Men wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

Muse Among Men wrote: »

So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.

I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.

Mully and Synthetic Orange come to mind.

Muse Among Men

All excellent suggestions Shorty. Think about it.

B.C.

Now I seriously want to see Chico's take on HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.

Marathon

B.C. wrote: »

Now I seriously want to see Chico's take on HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.

It's what Whippy yells during sex. The entire time.

B.C.

Thank you for making me giggle incessantly in the library, Marathon.
I am drawing some looks.