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Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Some folk can't comprehend all caps. Not me though. I get you.
    SOUL MATES

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Malkor wrote: »
    Some folk can't comprehend all caps. Not me though. I get you.
    SOUL MATES

    gay

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  • PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

    Peas on
  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What position was Whippy having sex with his girlfriend?

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Peas wrote: »
    Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

    your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Peas wrote: »
    Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

    your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

    thats just your heart quitting on you fatty

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Peas wrote: »
    Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

    your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

    thats just your heart quitting on you fatty

    i am eating bacon and eggs...

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This is a wonderful peek into the life of someone I know.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Peas wrote: »
    Frieeeeeends foreveeeeeeeeer

    your avatar is so adorable it hurts me physically.

    thats just your heart quitting on you fatty

    i am eating bacon and eggs...

    i had a bacon egg and hashbrown sandwich for lunch

    hi5

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    trentsteel wrote: »
    What position was Whippy having sex with his girlfriend?

    Alabama Crab Dangle

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Hunter wrote: »
    trentsteel wrote: »
    What position was Whippy having sex with his girlfriend?

    Alabama Crab Dangle

    Is that the one that involves scuttling?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i dont even know what that is

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    It's more of a theory, but it's possible.

    Hunter on
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    explain

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  • Desert_Eagle25Desert_Eagle25 Registered User
    edited August 2008
    explain

    Watch a Ron jeremy movie.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Ask him where he got that belt

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    can't wait to room with whippy at PAX

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    explain

    Watch the Ladies Man when The Rock was his girlfriend.

    Marathon on
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty, that first post is a delight. I dunno why but I could not stop giggling at
    He has a cat. This cat? Huge asshole.

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  • MonkeyfeetMonkeyfeet Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    This was well written. I demand more

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I might have more later today.

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    we gonna be alright
  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    You better!

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    it's like some wonderful dream

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Living with Wippy seems to be one constant adventure after another.

    I smell sitcom.

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  • Draco_AuricDraco_Auric Registered User
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »

    He takes unfair advantage of my paranoia. He'll walk into the living room and say, "Playing Metal Gear, huh? Havin' fun playing that Metal Gear? How's that Metal Gear going for you? Is that Metal Gear awesome?" What the fuck did he do to my Metal Gear? Has his cock been on it?


    Once, I got home from work, and he was having sex with his girlfriend with their bedroom door open. "Animals!" I shout. Mid-coital laughter ensues.


    I have a rather extensive collection of nutcrackers. The christmas ones. He tells this to nearly everyone. "He has a rather extensive collection of nutcrackers," he says, and usually starts laughing uncontrollably.

    So what you're saying is that you are a paranoid, nutcracker collector, who heckles people while they are busy fucking?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.

    Marathon on
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    this is amazing shit

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  • BrogeyBrogey Team Instinct Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited August 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.
    Hahahahah!

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i hope i am at least half as amusing a roommate as whippy

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

    That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

    Shorty on
    chillaxton.jpg
    we gonna be alright
  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    Anyone who lives with others and fucks with their door wide open deserves to be heckled. He should have taken the hose to them like the animals they are.
    Just get one of those squirt bottles.

    "Bad whippy! Not on the furniture!"

    Houk on
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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

    That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

    Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

    That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

    Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.

    I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.

    Shorty on
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    we gonna be alright
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ChicoBlue/Shorty webcomic.

    A surrealist experiment in hilarity.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    So Shorty, I think a memoir is in order.

    That's not a bad idea, but there isn't enough material in my life to fill more than a few pages. My fiction is as autobiographical as I'm going to get for a long time.

    Then a webcomic that actually doesn't suck. I beleive in you.

    I have considered this. It's a matter of finding an artist.

    Mully and Synthetic Orange come to mind.

    Marathon on
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    All excellent suggestions Shorty. Think about it.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Now I seriously want to see Chico's take on HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    B.C. wrote: »
    Now I seriously want to see Chico's take on HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.

    It's what Whippy yells during sex. The entire time.

    Marathon on
    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Satan! Look here!
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Thank you for making me giggle incessantly in the library, Marathon.
    I am drawing some looks.

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