Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

Shorty

doublehawk00 wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

I forgot to ask.

Where can I find this E.L.O porn compilation?

I think it was a Busty Adventures trailer. You'd have to ask Whippy. I wouldn't be surprised if that tab was still open on his computer, honestly.

hey you with the pretty face
welcome to the human race

Did you borrow your dad's ELO greatest hits cassette?

Shorty

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

That is one of the few business practices of theirs that I do not have a problem with. There's no reason to expect them to sell shit that Sam Walton or whoever would have ethical objections to.

Vivixenne

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

whoa wait

no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

okay I mean abortions are one thing

but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

the cheat

yeah but the morning after pill isn't an abortion, its just a double shot of birth control pill. if they're gonna be uptight about something they should do their homework first.

Shorty

Vivixenne wrote: »

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

whoa wait

no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

okay I mean abortions are one thing

but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

Catholics, for one, believe that any contraception is wrong, because sex is supposed to be purely procreative and not recreational.

Vivixenne

ah ok thanks Shorty

that makes more sense

E: well, relatively speaking, anyway

Janson

Vivixenne wrote: »

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

whoa wait

no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

okay I mean abortions are one thing

but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

Actually no some people believe this is just propaganda

Even the pill is bad for many people, because apparently it doesn't prevent *fertilisation*, just implanting in the womb wall.

the cheat

also i have heard some jive about contraception making kids more sexually active. funk ass jive!

Vivixenne

Janson wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

whoa wait

no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

okay I mean abortions are one thing

but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

Actually no some people believe this is just propaganda

Even the pill is bad for many people, because apparently it doesn't prevent *fertilisation*, just implanting in the womb wall.

well that's what I meant

if the egg doesn't catch on to anything

it can't be fertilized

ergo why I said preventing fertilization

Marathon

the cheat wrote: »

yeah but the morning after pill isn't an abortion, its just a double shot of birth control pill. if they're gonna be uptight about something they should do their homework first.

Not considered abortion, yet.

Janson

Shorty wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

whoa wait

no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

okay I mean abortions are one thing

but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

Catholics, for one, believe that any contraception is wrong, because sex is supposed to be purely procreative and not recreational.

Yet recreational sex at your infertile time of the month is a-okay and encouraged, and thermometers that measure when you are fertile are also fine.

Heck, for some reason being sterilised is also acceptable, at least according to my very Catholic non-contraception-using-condoms-and-pills-are-evil mother.

the cheat

it prevents an egg from being released at all, there's a small chance it will prevent implantation into the wall, but that's the same as the fucking birth control pill. and if there's an egg already, then you're eggo is preggo, and that ain't no etch-a-sketch.

doublehawk00

Shorty wrote: »

doublehawk00 wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

Monkeyfeet wrote: »

I forgot to ask.

Where can I find this E.L.O porn compilation?

I think it was a Busty Adventures trailer. You'd have to ask Whippy. I wouldn't be surprised if that tab was still open on his computer, honestly.

hey you with the pretty face
welcome to the human race

Did you borrow your dad's ELO greatest hits cassette?

my dad wasn't cool enough to listen to ELO

the cheat

well janson, i'd expect nothing less than the most spectacular hypocrisy from the catholics.

Shorty

Janson wrote: »

Shorty wrote: »

Vivixenne wrote: »

the cheat wrote: »

walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

whoa wait

no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

okay I mean abortions are one thing

but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

Catholics, for one, believe that any contraception is wrong, because sex is supposed to be purely procreative and not recreational.

Yet recreational sex at your infertile time of the month is a-okay and encouraged, and thermometers that measure when you are fertile are also fine.

Heck, for some reason being sterilised is also acceptable, at least according to my very Catholic non-contraception-using-condoms-and-pills-are-evil mother.

Inconsistent ethics from the religious right? Inconceivable!

Vivixenne

ahahaha the cheat you are brilliant

the cheat

listen, all i know is having sex with kids is not a recreational sport.

Vivixenne

I doubt it's procreative either

the cheat

those priests don't care much for the girls, so no...

CrackedLens

coffee wearing off

ass dragging

sleep oncoming

nooooooooooooooooooooo

Hunter

GET THIS MAN 300CC'S OF CAFFEINE STAT!

Metzger Meister

WE NEED TO GET HIM TO RAMPART, STAT!

CrackedLens

meh

bad news kept me awake

Nads

Everything okay, CL?

CrackedLens

the leroi moore thing from the other thread

Keith

Anjin-San wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

Keith wrote: »

potatoe wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

neville wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

so wait

youre moving neville?

are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

yep
me, Keith, Anjin
and 4 Digipen chumps

gonna be a craaaaazy house.

2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee

i smell sitcom

enough people that i can hide there unnoticed

did i not propose to you?

not yet, my love

Oh, well, it's coming

how the hell am i a loudmouth

i thought you were going to point out that you're not from tennessee

Ruckus

Would it be irony that the group of people so opposed to birth control is the group that everyone else wants to stop reproducing?

Mysst

That's pretty much the way things work, Ruckus.

Pkmoutl

Oh, man.

Now I know what it's like reading some of my old stories for the first time.

If Whippy ever drops acid and sets his room on fire with an aerosol can, we're on even ground, Shorty.

Callius

I think it would be really funny to get Whippy spaced and just watch (from a safe distance, preferably behind protective plating).

Shorty

When he got drunk, he was basically himself, but turned up to 11.

The Geek

I am enjoyng some tasty freeze-dried bananas and strawberries.

Theidar

Man why would you freeze dry a banana when frying them is so much tastier.

The Geek

Because it was in a convinent lunch-ready packet.

Druhim

because fried bananas don't travel nearly as well

Jedoc

Too hot for frying. Put 'em on sticks, dip in chocolate, freeze. Mmm.

Theidar

Jedoc, that is an acceptable alternative.

Someone failed to mention the chocolate.

FAQ

I had a pretty bitchin banana strawberry and orange smoothie just there folks

Theidar

That sounds quite tasty, I unfortunately have had no banana based deserts in some time.
My wife did make a superb peach pie on Saturday, so that almost makes up for it.

The Geek

Pkmoutl wrote: »

Oh, man.

Now I know what it's like reading some of my old stories for the first time.

If Whippy ever drops acid and sets his room on fire with an aerosol can, we're on a motherfuckers ass, Shorty.