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Livin' With Whippy: A Survivor's Tale

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I forgot to ask.

    Where can I find this E.L.O porn compilation?

    I think it was a Busty Adventures trailer. You'd have to ask Whippy. I wouldn't be surprised if that tab was still open on his computer, honestly.

    hey you with the pretty face
    welcome to the human race

    Did you borrow your dad's ELO greatest hits cassette?

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    That is one of the few business practices of theirs that I do not have a problem with. There's no reason to expect them to sell shit that Sam Walton or whoever would have ethical objections to.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    whoa wait

    no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

    okay I mean abortions are one thing

    but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah but the morning after pill isn't an abortion, its just a double shot of birth control pill. if they're gonna be uptight about something they should do their homework first.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    whoa wait

    no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

    okay I mean abortions are one thing

    but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

    Catholics, for one, believe that any contraception is wrong, because sex is supposed to be purely procreative and not recreational.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    ah ok thanks Shorty

    that makes more sense

    E: well, relatively speaking, anyway

  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    whoa wait

    no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

    okay I mean abortions are one thing

    but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED
    Actually no some people believe this is just propaganda

    Even the pill is bad for many people, because apparently it doesn't prevent *fertilisation*, just implanting in the womb wall.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    also i have heard some jive about contraception making kids more sexually active. funk ass jive!

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    whoa wait

    no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

    okay I mean abortions are one thing

    but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED
    Actually no some people believe this is just propaganda

    Even the pill is bad for many people, because apparently it doesn't prevent *fertilisation*, just implanting in the womb wall.
    well that's what I meant

    if the egg doesn't catch on to anything

    it can't be fertilized

    ergo why I said preventing fertilization

  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the cheat wrote: »
    yeah but the morning after pill isn't an abortion, its just a double shot of birth control pill. if they're gonna be uptight about something they should do their homework first.

    Not considered abortion, yet.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    whoa wait

    no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

    okay I mean abortions are one thing

    but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

    Catholics, for one, believe that any contraception is wrong, because sex is supposed to be purely procreative and not recreational.
    Yet recreational sex at your infertile time of the month is a-okay and encouraged, and thermometers that measure when you are fertile are also fine.

    Heck, for some reason being sterilised is also acceptable, at least according to my very Catholic non-contraception-using-condoms-and-pills-are-evil mother.

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    it prevents an egg from being released at all, there's a small chance it will prevent implantation into the wall, but that's the same as the fucking birth control pill. and if there's an egg already, then you're eggo is preggo, and that ain't no etch-a-sketch.

  • doublehawk00doublehawk00 Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Monkeyfeet wrote: »
    I forgot to ask.

    Where can I find this E.L.O porn compilation?

    I think it was a Busty Adventures trailer. You'd have to ask Whippy. I wouldn't be surprised if that tab was still open on his computer, honestly.

    hey you with the pretty face
    welcome to the human race

    Did you borrow your dad's ELO greatest hits cassette?

    my dad wasn't cool enough to listen to ELO

  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    well janson, i'd expect nothing less than the most spectacular hypocrisy from the catholics.

  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    the cheat wrote: »
    walmart likes to thrust their religious agenda on their customers. things like not selling the morning after pill and not selling various cds...

    whoa wait

    no morning after pills for religious kooks either?

    okay I mean abortions are one thing

    but morning afters prevent fertilization in the first place

    WHAT IS GOING ON HERE I AM CONFUSED

    Catholics, for one, believe that any contraception is wrong, because sex is supposed to be purely procreative and not recreational.
    Yet recreational sex at your infertile time of the month is a-okay and encouraged, and thermometers that measure when you are fertile are also fine.

    Heck, for some reason being sterilised is also acceptable, at least according to my very Catholic non-contraception-using-condoms-and-pills-are-evil mother.

    Inconsistent ethics from the religious right? Inconceivable!

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    listen, all i know is having sex with kids is not a recreational sport.

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    those priests don't care much for the girls, so no...

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    coffee wearing off

    ass dragging

    sleep oncoming

    nooooooooooooooooooooo

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    GET THIS MAN 300CC'S OF CAFFEINE STAT!

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    WE NEED TO GET HIM TO RAMPART, STAT!

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    meh

    bad news kept me awake

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  • NadsNads Bob Ducca Asleep in a cul-de-sac.Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Everything okay, CL?

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    the leroi moore thing from the other thread

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    potatoe wrote: »
    neville wrote: »
    so wait

    youre moving neville?

    are you packing keith and bringing him along with you?

    yep
    me, Keith, Anjin
    and 4 Digipen chumps

    gonna be a craaaaazy house.

    2 gays, one a grumpy ginger, the other a fabulous desert chef, shack up with a loudmouth from tennessee

    i smell sitcom

    enough people that i can hide there unnoticed

    did i not propose to you?

    not yet, my love

    Oh, well, it's coming

    how the hell am i a loudmouth

    i thought you were going to point out that you're not from tennessee

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  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Would it be irony that the group of people so opposed to birth control is the group that everyone else wants to stop reproducing?

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That's pretty much the way things work, Ruckus.

  • PkmoutlPkmoutl Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Oh, man.

    Now I know what it's like reading some of my old stories for the first time.

    If Whippy ever drops acid and sets his room on fire with an aerosol can, we're on even ground, Shorty.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think it would be really funny to get Whippy spaced and just watch (from a safe distance, preferably behind protective plating).

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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    When he got drunk, he was basically himself, but turned up to 11.

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    and I broke parole just to get to you
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I am enjoyng some tasty freeze-dried bananas and strawberries.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Man why would you freeze dry a banana when frying them is so much tastier.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Because it was in a convinent lunch-ready packet.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    because fried bananas don't travel nearly as well

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Too hot for frying. Put 'em on sticks, dip in chocolate, freeze. Mmm.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jedoc, that is an acceptable alternative.

    Someone failed to mention the chocolate.

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I had a pretty bitchin banana strawberry and orange smoothie just there folks

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    That sounds quite tasty, I unfortunately have had no banana based deserts in some time.
    My wife did make a superb peach pie on Saturday, so that almost makes up for it.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Pkmoutl wrote: »
    Oh, man.

    Now I know what it's like reading some of my old stories for the first time.

    If Whippy ever drops acid and sets his room on fire with an aerosol can, we're on a motherfuckers ass, Shorty.

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