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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "DUE Gets This [CHAT] Til Then, All Hail Satan.!", b

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Post: DUE Gets This [CHAT] Til Then, All Hail Satan.!
Posted by: Bama


Original Content:
Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
Bama wrote: »
So what we're discovering here is that the two people most heavily criticizing long hair are incapable of growing long hair.
It's easy to see when people are doing wrong despite my own lack of ability to replicate it. It's like how I don't need to fuck a horse before I can judge horse-fuckers.
True, but it does make it look like you're lashing out because every horse you've met has shot you down.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    seriously though most guys with long hair look terrible and seemingly have no idea

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  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    seriously though most guys with long hair look terrible and seemingly have no idea

    i'll have a little honesty moment here- a few years back, i had pretty long hair. not below-my-shoulders long, but pretty long. i cut it at the insistence of pretty much every person in my life, and with the lens of time can now look at photos from then and see that, yes, i looked terrible. of course i looked terrible. if i had it now, i would still look terrible, like some sort of shock-haired sea cow. despite all that, i still kind of wish i had it.

    it is the allure of the flowing locks
    Spoiler:

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    I had hair down to probably my chest and outside of a rock and roll context it did not look good. especially when I tied it back into a very very tight ponytail.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    on the one-hand, I totally agree, but on the other hand, I do think my mullet (only down to about halfway to my shoulders) be hella stylin

    cognitive dissonance?

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I have never felt so free as when I cut my hair really short. Washing it takes like 30 seconds, it's cooler and lighter in the summer, it takes a minute to style in the morning...

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    my hair is 16 inches long and awful but i am far too stubborn to cut it

    plus it looks awful short anyways

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    you just look awful

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User
    I don't get rockers who grow their hair out to ridiculous lengths.

    I just get this image of some dude trying to be hard as fuck while head banging to songs about skeletons raping demons and angels on fire and shit like that.

    But then I get a second image.

    That same guy, who was wearing pleather pants and a sleeveless iron maiden t-shirt, sitting infront of a mirror in a pink robe. I see him gaze into nothing while he removes his claw rings, spiked bracelet, and skull earrings, carefully putting them back in his coffin shaped jewelry box, before heaving a sigh and picking up his hair brush to slowly countdown from 100.

    It's like a weird mixture of dethklok and that scene in grease where the girls are having a sleep over and they're writing letters on pink paper, talkin about boys and just generally carrying on as girls tend to do.

  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    there's something indefinably nice about having long hair though. My hair is starting to get long again and I'm thinking "man it is nice having long hair"

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    It's possible for a guy to do long hair and do it well.

    99% of guys fail at it.

    And if you think you're the one guy who's got it, you aren't.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    I had hair down to probably my chest and outside of a rock and roll context it did not look good. especially when I tied it back into a very very tight ponytail.

    hahahahaha you had a ponytail?

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  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    there's something indefinably nice about having long hair though. My hair is starting to get long again and I'm thinking "man it is nice having long hair"
    It's nice to have the people in line behind you at McDonald's think your geriatric boyfriend is taking his daughter to get a grilled chicken and some fries.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Keith wrote: »
    I had hair down to probably my chest and outside of a rock and roll context it did not look good. especially when I tied it back into a very very tight ponytail.

    hahahahaha you had a ponytail?

    still though at least I wasn't a ginger with the cold, dead eyes of a killer

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    Keith wrote: »
    I had hair down to probably my chest and outside of a rock and roll context it did not look good. especially when I tied it back into a very very tight ponytail.

    hahahahaha you had a ponytail?

    still though at least I wasn't a ginger with the cold, dead eyes of a killer

    i bet you must've looked so sweet doing karate with that thing on your head

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    karate is for fags

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    jealous that defender could kick your ass

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    at faggotry maybe

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    i don't know. having a pony tail gives you a 3 point starting lead

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    I don't have a ponytail though keith

    keep up

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Girls, girls, you're both pretty.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    someone's never seen me

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    you just look awful

    my single flaw

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Keith wrote: »
    someone's never seen me

    seriously keith has a face like a butcher's dustbin

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    i'm like a cross between ronald mcdonald and courtney love's nether regions

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    See? The two of you can come to an agreement.

    Now was that so hard?

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  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    I had long hair and it didn't look that great. It wasn't terrible but it wasn't great. Half the people I knew liked it and the other half didn't. I liked it because it was really soft and I didn't have to brush it or mess with it, it was always straight and perfect. No tangles, etc. Then I shaved my head and have had short hair since then. Still don't have to brush it or anything but at least I use less shampoo and I don't clog the shower drain as quickly.

    I miss it sometimes.

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    Keith has a face like an autistic dolphin losing an argument.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    I'm with Tube and Mojo here; Bama is wrong. And I am pretty sure that most people do judge horse fuckers, so does pretty much everyone get shot down by a horse? It doesn't make sense.

    Heck, even few girls look really decent with long hair, and men's hair is more likely to be ratty and split-ended than a woman's hair.

    I have just-below-shoulder-length-hair and I wouldn't go longer. My brothers both had long hair up until recently. One cut his very short and has since received a lot more attention and he looks fantastic. The other has trimmed a couple of inches off his, and even that has drastically improved the quality and shape.

    Don't do long hair if you're a guy, and if you do, maintain that shit. Trim it at least every six months.

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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Janson wrote: »
    Don't do long hair if you're a guy, and if you do, maintain that shit. Trim it at least every six months.

    Truth. Sure, it gets shorter, but it look so much thicker and healthier.

    ...I'm way overdue for trimming mine. Woo, split hair ends.

  • The CatThe Cat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    there's something indefinably nice about having long hair though. My hair is starting to get long again and I'm thinking "man it is nice having long hair"

    Not if its past a certain thickness. Then you just have to constantly suppress the urge to set it on fire.

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  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Janson wrote: »
    And I am pretty sure that most people do judge horse fuckers, so does pretty much everyone get shot down by a horse?
    That would be the only logical conclusion, yes.

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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    I seem to get different opinions on mine. When I let it grow (and it's never been longer than the base of my neck) I seem to get more comments and compliments on it, but I also get other people telling me to cut it. When I get it cut.. everyone shuts up.
    That, and with the beard, I look like Jesus.

    Personally, I think I prefer having it longer rather than shorter, but not really long.

  • simsidesimside Registered User
    Echo wrote: »
    Janson wrote: »
    Don't do long hair if you're a guy, and if you do, maintain that shit. Trim it at least every six months.

    Truth. Sure, it gets shorter, but it look so much thicker and healthier.

    ...I'm way overdue for trimming mine. Woo, split hair ends.

    I'll also agree with the trimming, for what it's worth. It's not necessarily long hair that makes a guy look bad, but long hair that is neglected. There are still plenty of guys who can't pull off long hair, but keeping it nice helps more than I would have guessed. Also, not pulling it back in a ponytail helps too. It may get in your face all the time, but having it down appeals more to the girls that like their guys less masculine. Ponytail guys are easier to stereotype as geeks. At least the guys I know look way better with their shoulder length-ish hair down than in a ponytail.

  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    the longer my hair gets the closer my appearance gets to tim allen circa the first few seasons of home improvement

  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    I would kill myself before I thought a ponytail was a good idea.

  • BelruelBelruel Registered User regular
    i love long hair on dudes, but it has to be nice long hair.

    you would be surprised how many guys do not even know conditioner exists.

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  • TeeManTeeMan Registered User regular
    I've had long hair for a few years now, just past nipple-length seems to be about right. I know a guy who has it near his knees and it just looks like a bastard to maintain (especially at festivals).

    And massive truth about getting cuts twice or so a year + conditioning. Lopping off an inch or so every cut gets rid of the split ends and makes it way easier to brush.

    Long hair is nice if you maintain it.

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