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Top Three Lists!

babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Singularity Engine++
People can't understand concepts that aren't in at least a top three format.

The top three reasons for this are:

3. information that's not in pre-chewed or pre-digested list-form is too hard on the decaying brain of the internet generation-er and baby boomer alike.

2. Information in lists like a top three or top five or top ten is pre-chewed into easy soundbites.

and the number one reason:

1. Everyone's an idiot!

But they are fun to make. Give it a shot. Stay away from the Five and Ten lists. That's for the advanced class.

Here I'll get you going

Jack Black's best roles

3. as Jack Black in Tenacious D

2. as Jeff Portnoy in Tropic Thunder

1. as Barry in High Fidelity

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Who is the baddest motherfucker

    3. shaft

    2. Shaft

    1. Shaft

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    not only do i not understand the first part of your writings but you forgot to mention jack black's role in saving silverman which was way better then barry in HF

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  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My top three top three lists

    1- favourite comic book creators
    2- favourite band
    3- favourite movies

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My top three words in this thread.

    1. Thread
    2. In
    3. Top

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    God I hate Cracked

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    My top three punk albums
    3. Descendents - Milo Goes To College
    2. The Clash - London Calling
    1. The Ramones - Ramones

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    My top three punk albums
    3. Descendents - Milo Goes To College
    2. The Clash - London Calling
    1. The Ramones - Ramones

    I'll have to agree with this completely. Though punk is not my favourite genre these are essential albums.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    not only do i not understand the first part of your writings but you forgot to mention jack black's role in saving silverman which was way better then barry in HF

    I appreciate your opinions but without them being backed up by a top three list I'm afraid I just can't allow them any weight.

    Jack Black's other best three roles

    3. in The Holiday, because my girlfriend didn't hate him

    2. in Orange County, because he has the line "Do you want me to drop my pants and start the revolution?"

    and

    1. in Saving Silverman, because he spins around and falls and eats spaghetti and that movie has the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    my top three sitting stances

    3. head resting on hand under chin with fingers extended on side of face like an "L"
    2. cross legged so that it forms like a triangle the manly way to sit
    1. legs extended fully on coffee table with left arm on arm rest and right arm resting on right leg

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  • jack black was better in school of rock than he was in the movies you named that aren't high fidelity and tropic thunder

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Literally all of my clever replies were taken within the first 10 posts.

    This is why I don't post much.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    1)blue
    2)green
    3)ice-kissed dawn

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  • also be kind rewind I guess

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    school of rock was only good for the first 30 minutes

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  • edited August 2008
    top 3 best people

    1) bongi

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    What I'm saying is that I don't have very many clever ideas.

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  • VeretasVeretas Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    top 3 best people

    1) bongi

    3) Joke option: Larlar

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Top Three Favorite Top Three Lists Listed So Far:
    3) Top Three Top Three Lists
    2) Top Three People
    1) Top Three Words in This Thread

    It's a meta-off

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    top 3 best people

    1) bongi

    this list is missing 66% of it's value

    so i suppose it won't be going on my top 3 most value for money lists

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    school of rock was only good for the first 30 minutes

    no the end was great aswell.


    Top 3 John cusack movies


    1) Grosse Pointe Blank.

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    favorite three fishes

    3. crunchy
    2. tasty
    1. yummy

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Top three posters in this thread.

    1. The_Scarab
    2. Bongi
    3. Veretas

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    school of rock was only good for the first 30 minutes

    no the end was great aswell.


    Top 3 John cusack movies


    1) Grosse Pointe Blank.

    2) High Fidelity

    3) Say Anything

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    schindler's top three:

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    top three people with wrong opinions that stink

    1. mikeryu

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  • 1408 was a good john cusack movie

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    1 and 2 seem to be dyslexic, because HF far outranks all opposition.

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    school of rock was only good for the first 30 minutes

    no the end was great aswell.


    Top 3 John cusack movies


    1) Grosse Pointe Blank.

    2) High Fidelity

    3) Say Anything

    Yes!

    He needs to do more movies like those. I think he is a good actor.

    scarab you have mental problems
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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Top three worst posters in this thread.

    1. Seph
    2. Nuzak
    3. Dex Dynamo

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Top three numbers:

    3). 2
    2). 1
    1). 0

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  • SephSeph Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    no i am the best poster because i have algorithms

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Top disposable cups:

    3). Dixie
    2). Red plastic
    1). Cone-shaped paper

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    spono wrote: »
    Top disposable cups:

    3). Dixie
    2). Red plastic
    1). Cone-shaped paper

    At a party nothing tops the red plastic, though.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Top three worst posters in this thread.

    1. Seph
    2. Nuzak
    3. Dex Dynamo

    1) rubber
    2) glue
    3) bounces off me sticks to you

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Spono you remind me of array indexing

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Nuzak wrote: »
    MikeRyu wrote: »
    Top three worst posters in this thread.

    1. Seph
    2. Nuzak
    3. Dex Dynamo

    1) rubber
    2) glue
    3) bounces off me sticks to you

    Any more sass from you and I'm knocking you down a place.

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Seph wrote: »
    no i am the best poster because i have algorithms

    i am a better poster than you i have documented proof

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Krentz wrote: »
    Spono you remind me of array indexing

    Quick give me the laplace transform of my list

    This will be on the final

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    spono wrote: »
    Top disposable cups:

    3). Dixie
    2). Red plastic
    1). Cone-shaped paper

    At a party nothing tops the red plastic, though.

    Yeah but in everyday encounters, the cones are more fun

    You can tape them all over yourself and run into people

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Seph wrote: »
    school of rock was only good for the first 30 minutes

    no the end was great aswell.


    Top 3 John cusack movies


    1) Grosse Pointe Blank.

    2) High Fidelity

    3) Say Anything

    Yes!

    He needs to do more movies like those. I think he is a good actor.

    Better off dead is somewhere in there.

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