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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    that's not you urian
    i don't believe you

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Well, mostly it is your facial expression.

    And put on a fresh shirt, geez.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    that's not you urian
    i don't believe you

    why not

    ok you beat me im actually alfred hitchcock

    Urian on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    I only have a few things to smile 'bout. I don't want to use them all up.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Pharezon wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    gazamc wrote: »
    so skinny you can see my bones
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    wah wah wah wahhhhh

    oh my god yes

    crwth on
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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    crwth wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    apparently you're fatter than tina fey

    eh
    regardless, her and i have the same glasses:
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    i thought that frilly jazz on your jacket was a part of your hair for a sec

    i edited my original post for a better picture that'snot as dorky looking but you move too fast:
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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Urian have you been working out?

    yeah dawg

    have a bad rib contusion right now though so probably taking a week off

    Urian on
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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    My torso has no definition whatsoever.

    Not pudgy, not thin.

    It's like a bar of soap with nipples.

    And it's sooo sexy.

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    beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    that's not you urian
    i don't believe you

    why not

    ok you beat me im actually alfred hitchcock

    you are pretty durr hurr
    chico: pics plz soap man

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Redeemer wrote: »
    Urian have you been working out?

    And it doesn't hurt to smile, Shibby
    Fine I'll post a picture of me smiling
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    KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    who's rocky dennis in the middle there?

    i mean in the picture that beavo posted

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    apparently you're fatter than tina fey

    eh
    regardless, her and i have the same glasses:
    tina-fey-tanktop.jpg
    n509974095_145251_985.jpg

    i thought that frilly jazz on your jacket was a part of your hair for a sec

    i edited my original post for a better picture that'snot as dorky looking but you move too fast:
    n94804398_33621785_4371.jpg
    man why would you not want to look dorky

    shit's awesome
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    see? totally awesome

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to cut my hair, but bad hair days with long curly hair are better than bad hair days with short curly hair, when really my only option is a hat

    bowtiedseal on
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I want to cut my hair but bad hair days with long curly hair are better than bad hair days with short curly hair, when really my only option is a hat

    Aren't you supposed to be on internet hiatus

    or are you invoking the "really bored" clause

    Tossrock on
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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    that's not you urian
    i don't believe you

    why not

    ok you beat me im actually alfred hitchcock

    you are pretty durr hurr

    thanks beavs same to you durrr

    now im gonna get called creepy watch this

    Urian on
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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    Maybe I should have posted this one instead
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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    god urian you're so creepy

    Tossrock on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    beavotron wrote: »
    that's not you urian
    i don't believe you

    why not

    ok you beat me im actually alfred hitchcock

    you are pretty durr hurr

    thanks beavs same to you durrr

    now im gonna get called creepy watch this

    god you're a creep

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    TOO SLOW, MEISS

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    i knew you guys wouldnt let me down :^:

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    bowtiedsealbowtiedseal Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I want to cut my hair but bad hair days with long curly hair are better than bad hair days with short curly hair, when really my only option is a hat

    Aren't you supposed to be on internet hiatus

    or are you invoking the "really bored" clause

    I did invoke the boredom clause for about an hour and this is my last post before thesis-ing!

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    PharezonPharezon Struggle is an illusion. Victory is in the Qun.Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock and Meissnerd are part of the hive.

    Pharezon on
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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossnerd

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Tossrock wrote: »
    I want to cut my hair but bad hair days with long curly hair are better than bad hair days with short curly hair, when really my only option is a hat

    Aren't you supposed to be on internet hiatus

    or are you invoking the "really bored" clause

    I did invoke the boredom clause for about an hour and this is my last post before thesis-ing!

    Good luck!
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Tossnerd

    hahaha oh god

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    scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    beavotron wrote: »
    I figured it out. Beavotron looks like a slightly fatter Tina Fey.

    fatter?
    i weigh 110 pounds and i'm 5'8"
    i am hardly fatter than anyone.

    I didn't mean it poorly. I guess I just meant your cheeks don't look as anorexic, which is a good thing. They're fitting.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I am 5'10", about 130 lbs (after a meal hurr hurr)
    I want to be bigger but my metabolism just burns through it like crazy

    And I definitely like my girls to have a little curve to them, you know

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    MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    yeah tina fey is not for me

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I am 5'10", about 130 lbs (after a meal hurr hurr)
    I want to be bigger but my metabolism just burns through it like crazy

    And I definitely like my girls to have a little curve to them, you know

    its called muscle milk m'friend

    i went from 130 to 170 in 2 years

    started the protein shakes in the last year and thats where the big gains came from

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I can never be arsed with the whole lifting weights thing.

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    -smash-smash Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I think I'm around 130 or 135 lbs, maybe? Probably 130.

    Grey Ghost... it's like we're brothers.

    Internet brothers.

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2008
    gazamc wrote: »
    I can never be arsed with the whole lifting weights thing.

    You should try it, you feel awesome afterwards.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    -smash wrote: »
    I think I'm around 130 or 135 lbs, maybe? Probably 130.

    Grey Ghost... it's like we're brothers.

    Internet brothers.

    Fatties

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    gazamc wrote: »
    I can never be arsed with the whole lifting weights thing.

    why not

    you put your hand on it and pick it up

    rinse and repeat

    its kind of like jacking off only harder

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Jacking off is so much more fun and easy, though.

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    gazamcgazamc Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    Urian wrote: »
    gazamc wrote: »
    I can never be arsed with the whole lifting weights thing.

    why not

    you put your hand on it and pick it up

    rinse and repeat

    its kind of like jacking off only harder

    I do it two or three times a week. But I never enjoy it. Never.

    Ill do 30 or 40 miles on my bike and love every leg burning second.

    But lifting weights is just horrible.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    I would like to note that Nads and I are the same weight, and that makes me feel really attractive

    ...of course I'm like a foot shorter than him

    But no one needs to know

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited August 2008
    i need to get some freeweights and just work out in my room

    but i mean i hate eating healthy too

    i am just anti good health

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    Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Horrible Visalia, CARegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Jacking off is so much more fun and easy, though.
    Someone needs to make some cock weights. Or maybe some resistance bands for jerking off.

    Auntie Shibby on
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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2008
    gazamc wrote: »
    Urian wrote: »
    gazamc wrote: »
    I can never be arsed with the whole lifting weights thing.

    why not

    you put your hand on it and pick it up

    rinse and repeat

    its kind of like jacking off only harder

    I do it two or three times a week. But I never enjoy it. Never.

    Ill do 30 or 40 miles on my bike and love every leg burning second.

    But lifting weights is just horrible.

    It depends on how bad you want it. It takes time and when you start its really hard and destroys your self esteem, but after the beginning period you start feeling so much more alive and you start looking better.

    It is not a replacement for depression or deeper issues however, you won't automatically get chicks just because you work out, but through the feeling and looking better you'll definently get some confidence along the way.

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