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A discussion on joints, crack, etc.

saint2esaint2e Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Singularity Engine++
This is the "What body parts can I crack?" thread. ITT you discuss what you can crack, or if you cannot crack any joints, or your neck/back you can chastise those of us who can for various reasons (ie- it sounds gross, it'll give you arthritis, etc.)

Me personally, I can crack my:

- knuckles
- wrist
- neck
- back
- ankle
- some toes
- shoulder

What stuff can you guys crack, SE++?

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Don't crack your neck.

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my butt has a crack

    *snicker*

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I crack skulls.

    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can crack my toes without touching them.

    And my neck.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    each of my knuckles on each of my fingers
    thumb (down on the back of the palm)
    neck
    back
    toes
    foot
    ankle
    knee
    shoulder
    elbow

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i crack my knuckles, and thats it. people who crack their necks freak me out, like i always think they're gonna go too far and its like nooooooo

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  • MagicPrimeMagicPrime "We're ready to believe you..." FireSideWizardRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I had a cinder block fall on my hand when I was a kid, smashed all the knuckles real good. Now when I make a fist with that hand all the knuckles crack.

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can crack my knee anytime I want. It cracks everytime I take a step. This is probably a result of my breaking it and not doing physical therapy like I was supposed to.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I crack my back every night before bed

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Knuckles, ankles and my decrepit old man shoulders which are torn up due to football and car accidents.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo People, they love blood. They love action. Not this talky, depressing, philosophical bullshit. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I can do my fingers, sometimes just by flexing them. And my neck does it sometimes of its own accord.

    My ex-girlfriend used to constantly crack her knees, they were really loud too. Never met anybody before who could do that.

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    fingers, toes, neck, sternum, and my shoulder pops

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I smoke joints, but not crack. (this is what I thought the thread was about)

    I crack my fingers, toes, neck, wrists, shoulder, hips, knees, back, jaw

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  • RitchmeisterRitchmeister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Drug thread psyche out.

    Edit: damn dislexic.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    thumb (down on the back of the palm)

    Hi5, me too.

    Don't do it too much, it really does hurt like a motherfucker after a while.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    my right index finger quietly cracks every time I rigidly bend it

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You kids crack yo dick?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Fingers, neck, toes, ankles, knees, wrists.

    Almost all of my joints pop. I can sit here and pop my knuckles all day. I'm sure that's a good sign for when I get older.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    as a matter of fact, I'm smoking a joint out of a pre-made cigarette tube as we speak

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My elbow pops really loudly. It freaks people out.

    That and my knuckles and toes are pretty much it though. Sometimes I can get my ankle going.

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my lip gloss is poppin

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I forgot my jaw. It cracks constantly.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    also, I can occasionally pop an elbow or two

    What I really hate is when I get into my car (04 cavalier), and I have my left leg outside the car and sit down, my left hip pops when im not expecting it

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    When I'm really fucking tired (as I am now in fact) my jaw starts randomly cracking every so often when I open it.

    That shit really hurts.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    my lip gloss is poppin

    shit, I was just going to do that

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Neck toes fingers and occasionally shoulder
    The first time my shoulder cracked was in wrestling practice, and it hurt so bad that I couldn't think for about five minutes

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    tallus wrote: »
    When I'm really fucking tired (as I am now in fact) my jaw starts randomly cracking every so often when I open it.

    That shit really hurts.

    Does it ever get stuck? Sometimes I'll try to open my mouth and it will get sort of stuck. I'll have to shut it just to be able to reopen it again.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    TWO of my roommates' jaws pop every time they chew.

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If you keep cracking your neck it disturbs the body's endocrine system and you become a woman

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    If you keep cracking your neck it disturbs the body's endocrine system and your become a woman

    tell that to Teefs, it'll save her some money

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    i crack my knuckles, and thats it. people who crack their necks freak me out, like i always think they're gonna go too far and its like nooooooo

    Heheh, yeah, this.

    I can crack my knuckles without needing to use my other hand or pressure from any other object. Tres macho.

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nah, it's not like a popping or anything, it literally feels like someone has prised my jaw bone slightly out of it's joint and inserted a red hot needle into the gap. Accompanied by a sort of gristly snapping sensation.

    So much fun.

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  • JansonJanson Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Never been able to crack my knuckles.

    It grosses me out!

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    tallus wrote: »
    When I'm really fucking tired (as I am now in fact) my jaw starts randomly cracking every so often when I open it.

    That shit really hurts.

    Does it ever get stuck? Sometimes I'll try to open my mouth and it will get sort of stuck. I'll have to shut it just to be able to reopen it again.

    yeah that sounds like a jaw problem, have you had that checked out by a doctor?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    My grandmother freaks out when I just go through the motions of cracking my joints
    Which a lot of it is just a nervous tic
    But it won't even make a noise and she'll go apeshit

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I don't go to the doctor unless I have insurance. Which I don't right now.

    I also have a sports hernia that pops out and hurts like a bitch every now and then.

    I'll get it taken care of eventually.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    tallus wrote: »
    When I'm really fucking tired (as I am now in fact) my jaw starts randomly cracking every so often when I open it.

    That shit really hurts.

    Does it ever get stuck? Sometimes I'll try to open my mouth and it will get sort of stuck. I'll have to shut it just to be able to reopen it again.

    yeah that sounds like a jaw problem, have you had that checked out by a doctor?

    Sounds like TMJ to me. Chew gum a lot?

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  • WeaverWeaver From here, I can see seven seasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Whatever tendon/ligament whatever is at the base of my dick actually does pop when I'm really hard and it gets pushed down a bit. Doesn't hurt at all.

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  • DeicistDeicist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Janson wrote: »
    Never been able to crack my knuckles.

    It grosses me out!

    Girls can't crack their knuckles. It's up there with scratching your knackers and then sniffing your fingers as an all time top manly pursuit.

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    what's really cool is popping people's backs for them.

    it's easy, stand behind them, have them cross their arms and grab their shoulders. bear hug them from behind, preferably putting your shoulder area into their upper back, and lift them up.

    works almost every time

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