Did you know McCain was a POW? [Obama Thread]

Snowbeat

if you don't believe that Jesus will come back soon

then you are a sexist

Dublo7

Khavall wrote: »

Wait she's not crazy at all. She's seen images "somewhere" of dinosaur fossils with human footprints in them.


That is proof.

I'm convinced

Fuck critical thinking.

Ranx

no no no no no no

Meissnerd

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

Dublo7

hahaha, this woman could be running your country

fucking hell, this is amazing

Raneados

bitch a lot

CrossBuster

So to put religious fanaticism in liberal terms, it seems that if George W. Bush is a social democrat, Sarah Palin is a fucking Stalinist.

Meissnerd

you guys are welcome to come up here

Snowbeat

set up a secret society dedicated to bringing him down using the power of apathy

Ranx

yeah if mccain wins I'm glad I'm in Canada

Zephyr

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

cry

Snowbeat

but yeah if the country actually continues going down the shitter I might consider moving up to America's Hat

CrossBuster

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

Go on with my life.

the wook

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

Raneados

people all worried about obama being assassinated


now?

now they fear Mccain biting it

SithDrummer

the wook wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

the wook

is it the same magnitude of federal offense to casually discuss the assassination of the VP as it is the president?

Khavall

SithDrummer wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

"The President is waving, he's ok! But wait, it looks like Vice President Palin has been shot! The Assassin missed!"




Then softly from the distance:
"...NO I DIDN'T!"

Snowbeat

Raneados wrote: »

people all worried about obama being assassinated


now?

now they fear Mccain biting it

god that would be the worst fucking thing

even McCain, the dumb asshole that he is, is just another Bush

Palin was stolen from some left-wing nightmare doomsday scenario

Lord Dave

SithDrummer wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

SithDrummer

Not Even Called Dave What The Fuck wrote: »

SithDrummer wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

i regretted that word as soon as i hit submit

Khavall

Not Even Called Dave What The Fuck wrote: »

SithDrummer wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

Who was James Garfield's VP?


Can't remember?


hmmmmm

FortyTwo

McCain - Palin 08!

FortyTwo

Khavall wrote: »

Not Even Called Dave What The Fuck wrote: »

SithDrummer wrote: »

the wook wrote: »

Meissnerd wrote: »

so what are you guys gonna do if mccain wins

pray to god he survives all 4 years

the first recorded event in U.S. history where someone assassinates the VP but not the Pres

as opposed to all those times the VP was secretly assassinated?

Who was James Garfield's VP?


Can't remember?


hmmmmm

Chester A. Arthur

Snowbeat

jesus is all

"holy shit I found a raptor"

"this is so fucking cool"

Skull Man

if mccain wins I'll be disappointed and wish thins were different

and next time I'll work harder to get someone else elected

Callius

Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

FortyTwo

Callius wrote: »

Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

That is that heathen logic sorcery if you ask me.

CrossBuster

the wook wrote: »

is it the same magnitude of federal offense to casually discuss the assassination of the VP as it is the president?

It's the same crime to threaten to assassinate the president, or successors to the presidency.

I don't think it's a crime to casually discuss the hypothetical assassination of anyone, however.

Snowbeat

FortyTwo wrote: »

Callius wrote: »

Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

That is that heathen logic sorcery if you ask me.

Callius didn't you know that pointing out errors in Palin's logic is sexist?

because it is

you pig

Marathon

Callius wrote: »

Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

Well scripture also has Jesus telling his followers that he'll be coming back during their lifetime.

so....

Ranx

what I want to know is

how many would count her being a creationist as a strike against her versus how many would count it as something good

FortyTwo

Ranx wrote: »

what I want to know is

how many would count her being a creationist as a strike against her versus how many would count it as something good

Considering a recent survey I saw had the USA second to last on a list of countries for "percentage of the population that believes in evolution." I would say that there are more backwards science fearing hicks in the world than not.

Marathon

Ranx wrote: »

what I want to know is

how many would count her being a creationist as a strike against her versus how many would count it as something good

Oh, you should know this answer before you even asked the question.

Trell

keith olbermann's got new glasses tonight.

I like thick dark frames, it's the only way to go with glasses as far as I'm concerned.

Snowbeat

Trell wrote: »

keith olbermann's got new glasses tonight.

I like thick dark frames, it's the only way to go with glasses as far as I'm concerned.

hi5

Ranx

just the thought of a person like sarah palin being the second in command of the most powerful country in the world frightens me

Umaro

Mmm, I could go for a thick, dark frame right about now.

Houk

Snowbeat wrote: »

FortyTwo wrote: »

Callius wrote: »

Has anyone pointed out to her that the Scripture states that no one will know when Jesus comes?

So, if she "knows" he's coming in her lifetime... he isn't. QED motherfucker.

That is that heathen logic sorcery if you ask me.

Callius didn't you know that pointing out errors in Palin's logic is sexist?

because it is

you pig

just put some lipstick on him, then nobody will know the horrible truth

GRMike

It isn't even that she is a "creationist" (a term that really has no grounds unless she is a Scientist claiming that there is Scientific proof of an Intelligent Designer), but the fact that she would be so willing to force her beliefs on others and even teach it in public schools.