i enjoy the broncos v raiders games because its so much fun to watch the raiders turn into uppity children when they lose, and the way they try to play dirty and fail when they're getting stomped is hilarious
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i enjoy the broncos v raiders games because its so much fun to watch the raiders turn into uppity children when they lose, and the way they try to play dirty and fail when they're getting stomped is hilarious
i like it when mike shanahan plays dirty and no one calls him on it because whooooops the raiders are the perceived bad guys in the NFL.
i enjoy the broncos v raiders games because its so much fun to watch the raiders turn into uppity children when they lose, and the way they try to play dirty and fail when they're getting stomped is hilarious
i like it when mike shanahan plays dirty and no one calls him on it because whooooops the raiders are the perceived bad guys in the NFL.
it's perceived that way because its true.
for everything that's wrong with them, my city loves the broncos when they play the raiders.
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edited September 2008
If anyone is the bad guys in the NFL it's the patriots.
I keep having dreams where I go back to school, but I never got to see my scedule so I just kind of meander from class to class hoping I get it right.
It is horrifying.
the last time i was in school was April of 06, yet I will still on occasion wake up in the middle of the night panicking that I haven't been going to any of my courses this semester
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THAT'S RIGHT TOM BRADY! YOU CRY! YOU CRY FOR YOUR FAILURE! WEEP THERE IN FRONT OF MILLIONS! WEEEEEEEEEP!
I keep having dreams where I go back to school, but I never got to see my scedule so I just kind of meander from class to class hoping I get it right.
It is horrifying.
the last time i was in school was April of 06, yet I will still on occasion wake up in the middle of the night panicking that I haven't been going to any of my courses this semester
Yeah the last time I was in any kind of school was 01 and it seems Im always going back but never wanting too.
That and I keep having dreams where I kind of piss the day away and then realise I have to contact my work or else I will get a no call, no show and be fired.
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I had a dream where I was riding a unicycle all day. Just cruisin' around on a unicycle like it was the most natural thing. I woke up confused.
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once i had a dream where i felt like I was awake, just with my eyes closed. i opened my eyes, and there was this red-eyed gargoyle sitting on my chest pinning me down, staring at my face. i couldn't breathe, i couldn't move, i felt so powerless. as i was getting the curtains from being suffocated to death, i woke up from the dream.
the strange thing is my roommate had this exact same dream the night before i did, and when i started explaining it to him, he finished the story for me.
fucked up.
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i got a damn cramp in my calf this morning, it still hurts.
charlie horse
it's usually from a lack of calcium, i get them in the middle of the night or when i'm swimming (so fucking dangerous)
best thing to do is stand on it immediately. like, full weight of your body
i know this seems like the last thing you want to do when you are writing and screaming in absolute agony, but trust me, it works
it will very quickly just start to feel numb and tingly and the residual pain doesn't last as long if at all.
that was beavo's medical protip of the day, ladies and gents!
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i got a damn cramp in my calf this morning, it still hurts.
charlie horse
it's usually from a lack of calcium, i get them in the middle of the night or when i'm swimming (so fucking dangerous)
best thing to do is stand on it immediately. like, full weight of your body
i know this seems like the last thing you want to do when you are writing and screaming in absolute agony, but trust me, it works
it will very quickly just start to feel numb and tingly and the residual pain doesn't last as long if at all.
that was beavo's medical protip of the day, ladies and gents!
thanks dr. beavo. my last doctor just told me to amputate.
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i got one lieing in bed awake one morning, just after i'd woken up, and i just straightened my leg as hard as i could and walked around on it. showed that bitch ass leg who the fucking boss is.
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i like it when mike shanahan plays dirty and no one calls him on it because whooooops the raiders are the perceived bad guys in the NFL.
it's perceived that way because its true.
for everything that's wrong with them, my city loves the broncos when they play the raiders.
STEAM!
WHO RELY ON THE SKILL OF A GOOD KICKER TO WIN THEIR SUPERBOWLS!
STARTING AT ABOUT
STEAM!
A RULE THAT IS SO FUCKING BAD THAT IT WAS ACTUALLY REPEALED AFTER CHEATING THE RAIDERS OUT OF A PLAYOFF SHOT. :x
STEAM!
It is horrifying.
the last time i was in school was April of 06, yet I will still on occasion wake up in the middle of the night panicking that I haven't been going to any of my courses this semester
And that was it. My dream. I'd go to work in the co-op (stack stock, work tills) and then go home and go to sleep.
God my mind is boring.
That and I keep having dreams where I kind of piss the day away and then realise I have to contact my work or else I will get a no call, no show and be fired.
the strange thing is my roommate had this exact same dream the night before i did, and when i started explaining it to him, he finished the story for me.
fucked up.
oh wait..
i have this same dream, except im without pants
STEAM!
charlie horse
it's usually from a lack of calcium, i get them in the middle of the night or when i'm swimming (so fucking dangerous)
best thing to do is stand on it immediately. like, full weight of your body
i know this seems like the last thing you want to do when you are writing and screaming in absolute agony, but trust me, it works
it will very quickly just start to feel numb and tingly and the residual pain doesn't last as long if at all.
that was beavo's medical protip of the day, ladies and gents!
thanks dr. beavo. my last doctor just told me to amputate.
STEAM!
like so
STEAM!
just enjoying some fruit, mang.
its a woman eating a banana
if it was a guy eating a banana it would be alright, right? DONT BE SO SEXIST
you dont need a bunch of banana peels laying around
its like lawyers wet dream
STEAM!