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  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah I hope yo do get them then have the nerve to demand a replacement cause of dead pixels.

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  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.

    Dumb Hero wrote: »
    "Okay, you take 2d4 damage from the ogre's dick impaling your 2inch anus"
    Hey, Satan.
  • Goose!Goose! Yeah I wrote that Its called I Wanna Rock Your Body (till the break of dawn)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.

    I'm just hoping its a massive liquidation, cutting your losses, trying to get rid of the stock situation. As hopeless as that probably is.

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Marathon wrote: »
    As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.

    It's their way of having a wootoff.


    Except these will be called "whoopsoff"s

  • AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Goose! wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.

    I'm just hoping its a massive liquidation, cutting your losses, trying to get rid of the stock situation. As hopeless as that probably is.

    I do hope you get one cause, you know, wins for the little guy like this only come once a bajillion years.

    On the other hand, I got raised by my dad to question scenarios like this with, "is this too good to be true?". If all answers point to yes, then it probably is.

    One time, while walking down the street going to work this crazy homeless guy walked by me. He stopped me with a raised hand and held out a 20 dollar note in the other. I was puzzled. Do I take it? What do I have to do? So I asked him what he wanted and he nodded at the bill again. So I shook my head and kept on walking. I remember looking back over my shoulder and he had this look of, "oh well, there goes your chance". To this day, I'm confused. Was some bum offering me 20 bucks se? Y/n?

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You know what he wanted.

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ambassador wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.

    I'm just hoping its a massive liquidation, cutting your losses, trying to get rid of the stock situation. As hopeless as that probably is.

    I do hope you get one cause, you know, wins for the little guy like this only come once a bajillion years.

    On the other hand, I got raised by my dad to question scenarios like this with, "is this too good to be true?". If all answers point to yes, then it probably is.

    One time, while walking down the street going to work this crazy homeless guy walked by me. He stopped me with a raised hand and held out a 20 dollar note in the other. I was puzzled. Do I take it? What do I have to do? So I asked him what he wanted and he nodded at the bill again. So I shook my head and kept on walking. I remember looking back over my shoulder and he had this look of, "oh well, there goes your chance". To this day, I'm confused. Was some bum offering me 20 bucks se? Y/n?

    You must be very pretty, because he wasn't nodding at the bill, he was nodding at his crotch.

    NeoToma wrote: »
    Is it a frog? A little dinosaur? Also he has the good sense to stay on all four legs. Look at those other two, standing on their hind legs, putting on airs. Do you think you're people? Pfft. Bulbasaur is the working man's Pokemon. Bulbasaur is blue jeans and big dreams. Bulbasaur is Bruce Springsten. Bulbasaur is America.
  • AmbassadorAmbassador Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Ambassador wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Marathon wrote: »
    As much as im hoping for a miracle, it would take a monumental lapse in judgment for a company to just say "eh what the hell" to a potential loss of tens of thousands of dollars.

    I'm just hoping its a massive liquidation, cutting your losses, trying to get rid of the stock situation. As hopeless as that probably is.

    I do hope you get one cause, you know, wins for the little guy like this only come once a bajillion years.

    On the other hand, I got raised by my dad to question scenarios like this with, "is this too good to be true?". If all answers point to yes, then it probably is.

    One time, while walking down the street going to work this crazy homeless guy walked by me. He stopped me with a raised hand and held out a 20 dollar note in the other. I was puzzled. Do I take it? What do I have to do? So I asked him what he wanted and he nodded at the bill again. So I shook my head and kept on walking. I remember looking back over my shoulder and he had this look of, "oh well, there goes your chance". To this day, I'm confused. Was some bum offering me 20 bucks se? Y/n?

    You must be very pretty, because he wasn't nodding at the bill, he was nodding at his crotch.

    I am creeped the fuck out even more.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Greetings from Amazon.com,

    We're sorry, but the following order from myOfficeSource has been
    canceled.

    We apologize for any inconvenience.

    :(

  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Guys playing StarFox 64 is what I imagine a blowjob to be like
    I love this game so much it hurts

    Um, that's not what a blowjob's supposed to be like.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    An hour of orgasmic fun? Yes, that's what a blowjob should be like.

    4484-7718-8470
  • RuckusRuckus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Campion wrote: »
    An hour of orgasmic fun? Yes, that's what a blowjob should be like.

    No I meant a blowjob shouldn't hurt. Sounds like too much teeth.

    Raneados wrote: »
    so what SPECIFICALLY is the problem with my hole?
  • Goose!Goose! Yeah I wrote that Its called I Wanna Rock Your Body (till the break of dawn)Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Got the same email as Sulk, then this supplemental email:
    Thank you for purchasing the "Sharp Aquos LC46D43U 46-Inch 720p LCD HDTV" from the Amazon Marketplace. We regret to inform you that our computer system has suffered a major malfunction. Some of the products that we sell and offer matched the wrong items on Amazon.com. Unfortunately we do not carry the "Sharp Aquos LC46D43U 46-Inch 720p LCD HDTV" and do not have it to ship out. We always strive to provide our customers with the best service possible. We have temporarily closed our store to correct this issue and would like to assure you that your credit card has not been charged for this purchase and the order has been cancelled. Your personal information has not been compromised in any way. We appreciate your understanding of this matter, and only hope that this experience has not hindered your view of Amazon.com and shopping online. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Have a pleasant day.

    S incerely,

    Order Processing Center

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man

    i wish i had a cool name like Order Processing Center

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you know if you guys had a good lawyer that was a real dickhead

    and you lived in california

    you could sue

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Amazon.com contains products known to cause cancer in the state of California.

  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Captain K wrote: »
    Amazon.com contains products known to cause cancer in the state of California.

    I've always been a bit confused why the lead warnings say that only California knows it causes cancer. Anyone know why it says that, and not just "Lead causes cancer"

  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_65

    If you want to sell your shit in California you have to put that info on the label, basically.

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