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My Little Brother Has No Self Control

laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
edited April 2009 in Social Entropy++
My bedroom is straight down the hall from the family computer room. I step out to go upstairs for food, my thirteen year old brother is on the computer. That's not at all unusual. I knew he masturbates- besides being a thirteen year old boy, he spends an awful lot of time in the bathroom in the middle of the afternoon- I just expected him to have the common sense to close the door.

He stopped, and tried to act like he was just browsing or something. On the way back down, I hollered "You'd get a lot more privacy in your own room. Make sure you don't leave a mess." He didn't respond. He had the sound back on, so I think he was finished.

A moment later, our little sister came down and asked what he was doing. She didn't scream or anything, so I think she's safe. I don't know how she would've reacted if she'd come down ten minutes earlier.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    You should kill him.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Cut off his peepee and smack him with it.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    you should've walked up behind him, put your hand on his shoulder, and asked what he was looking at

    followed by gently squeezing his shoulder

  • KittenKitten Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Don't they make some sort of drug to suppress that?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Put tabasco sauce in his hands while he sleeps

    First thing he grabs when he wakes up will be his dick

    It's for his own good

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    just make sure your little sister sees next time
    maybe she'll scream to alert your parents

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    you should've walked up behind him, put your hand on his shoulder, and asked what he was looking at

    followed by gently squeezing his shoulder

    I didn't need to ask.
    Spoiler:

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the reason she didn't scream is because he let her touch it
    tonight, he will get to touch hers

    and they will love it

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    End him.

    Death to PA.
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    Illustration Portfolio: cajsimpson.com
  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just start telling him "Saw the internet history- Good choice."

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    End him.

    he said he already finished

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Steer him towards giraffe porn

    long, slender necks

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    haha oh man print out the internet history and put it on the fridge
    that'd be great
    take a picture so we can see, too

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    i used to watch the scrambled cable channels, and beat furiously whenever a glimpse of a nipple showed up on the screen. it was not very efficient.

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    you should get him neutered

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    kids these days won't ever know the necessity of flipping to the smutty four pages in a book to get off

  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Busting a nut to Xena.

    Or watching Wild On E! even though I've seen every episode numerous times and I'm really tired of them, but damnit there are naked people in it and the Sears catalogue just isn't doing it for me anymore.

    Illustration Portfolio: cajsimpson.com
  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    the last time I posted in one of these threads, I got an infraction.

    I think this time I'll just stay aw..

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    lostwords wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    i used to watch the scrambled cable channels, and beat furiously whenever a glimpse of a nipple showed up on the screen. it was not very efficient.

    same
    with the added bonus of the only room with the cable box was my parent's bedroom
    and it was a 14-inch TV on top of a dresser

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mully wrote: »
    just make sure your little sister sees next time
    maybe she'll scream to alert your parents

    They know he's chronic. My stepmom tried to talk to me about it once. I have no idea why.

    They alternate arbitrarily between extremely liberal progressive parenting methods and prudish 'boot camp' ideology. It makes for interesting consequences. It also makes me glad I was raised by my mom and stepdad instead.

  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mully wrote: »
    haha oh man print out the internet history and put it on the fridge
    that'd be great
    take a picture so we can see, too

    www.4chan.org
    x9000

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My little brother can go through a bottle of conditioner in a couple days.

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mrpaku wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    I wish I had access to porn when I was 13.

    No waiting for the naughty infommericals, or watching entire shitty movies on Bravo, just because it may have a tit in it.

    kids these days won't ever know the necessity of flipping to the smutty four pages in a book to get off

    i remember rereading the same paragraph in a book over and over again for a good 10 minutes simply because it was describing sex

    i hope i never have to do that again

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Busting a nut to Xena.

    Or watching Wild On E! even though I've seen every episode numerous times and I'm really tired of them, but damnit there are naked people in it and the Sears catalogue just isn't doing it for me anymore.

    I remember beating it to Wild On E!
    Dark days man dark days
    Fortunately I found the internet shortly thereafter

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mully wrote: »
    haha oh man print out the internet history and put it on the fridge
    that'd be great
    take a picture so we can see, too

    I can only get on their computer as a guest, though, and I'm not sure how my stepmom has the security settings. I'll found out later.

  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Just start mentioning sites he checks to him, like in the middle of sentences

    "Did you hear? It's supposed to get really hot hot hentai tomorrow, so you might want to packing black dick a coat."

  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Macro9 wrote: »
    My little brother can go through a bottle of conditioner in a couple days.

    that would burn!

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  • Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Busting a nut to Xena.

    Or watching Wild On E! even though I've seen every episode numerous times and I'm really tired of them, but damnit there are naked people in it and the Sears catalogue just isn't doing it for me anymore.

    I remember beating it to Wild On E!
    Dark days man dark days
    Fortunately I found the internet shortly thereafter

    I remember the days just after I found the internet

    every picture was super cool, no matter how obviously fake

    I was so young, so willing to believe that Salma Hayek, Tina Fey, and young Bo Derek all did a photoshoot together

  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood Living In Fear. Year Of The Tiger.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I started with Asian smut because I was a mouthbreathing nerd who wanted to go to Japan (or Nippon, your choice)

    I have grown out of that phase.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Kids today are so fucking spoiled

    I had Men's Health magazines and the occasional Bowflex commercial

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Just start mentioning sites he checks to him, like in the middle of sentences

    "Did you hear? It's supposed to get really hot hot hentai tomorrow, so you might want to packing black dick a coat."

    i read this like one might receive info from the weatherman

    "In the five day forecast, we see a big interracial front coming in for the next couple of days, but don't put that coat away yet, because Thursday sees a strong return to lesbian milf porn with a minor sprinkling of cartoon rape, you sick asshole."

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I too started on Asian smut. I honestly do not know why. I was just a 13 year old who was attracted to asian chicks and big tits. I looked at nothing else.

    Is anyone else weirded out when they think of their of child hood?

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Man I remember the day I found Literotica
    That was a happy day

  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Man I remember the day I found Literotica
    That was a happy day

    h5, same here. literotica was a favourite.

    and red shoe diaries. -_-.

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I might just start leaving thoughtful, ambiguous gifts on his bed.

    Tissue tomorrow, Vaseline on Thursday, then build up to odd things he won't know what to do with or think of.

  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never heard of red shoe diaries
    Is that a good thing

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Busting a nut to Xena.

    Or watching Wild On E! even though I've seen every episode numerous times and I'm really tired of them, but damnit there are naked people in it and the Sears catalogue just isn't doing it for me anymore.

    I love your posts Chico.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mully wrote: »
    Me Too! wrote: »
    Man I remember the day I found Literotica
    That was a happy day

    h5, same here. literotica was a favourite.

    and red shoe diaries. -_-.

    David Duchovny was kinda creepy in that.

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