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Pranks

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  • GoatmonGoatmon RAWR RAWR RAWRRegistered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.

    The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. D:"

    Have you considered the possibility that your life is an episode of the Twilight Zone, and that the man in the elevator was some sort of higher power giving you one last chance at redemption?

    If they wanted to convince me to come clean, they should have sent someone who could terrify me more than my Dad.

    I've yet to meet such a person.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    I once dropped a somewhat-large rock on the windshield of a dude's parked car, while standing on the roof of a hotel over twenty stories up.

    The best part is I met the guy who's car I hit later, in the elevator. He was telling me about his car getting smashed randomly by some rock, I'm nodding and going "man, that's awful. D:"

    Have you considered the possibility that your life is an episode of the Twilight Zone, and that the man in the elevator was some sort of higher power giving you one last chance at redemption?

    If they wanted to convince me to come clean, they should have sent someone who could terrify me more than my Dad.

    I've yet to meet such a person.

    Where's the redemption if you have to be convinced?

    Man, it's like you've never even seen the Twilight Zone.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.

    Okay where's YOUR car. We can reenact the entire thing and you can get a real laugh out of it AGAIN

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • GoatmonGoatmon RAWR RAWR RAWRRegistered User regular
    Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.

    My reaction at the time was probably not that far off from your description, although I mostly just decided that I was done dropping rocks and it was time to go the fuck back inside now.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Hmm...didn't think of the health board. I'd still have handed the dude some donuts.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • GoatmonGoatmon RAWR RAWR RAWRRegistered User regular
    Where's the redemption if you have to be convinced?

    Buh?

    I'm sperging here, trying to follow your logic.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Its funny to me because its random and bizarre and it conjured up a pretty hilarious mental image of Goatmon dropping the rock, seeing the smash, and then darting back from the roof all jittery and paranoid, freaking out over what he did.

    Okay where's YOUR car. We can reenact the entire thing and you can get a real laugh out of it AGAIN

    I don't find it funny because "hurr hurr destruction of other people's property at random is awesome" I find it funny because in my mind it plays out in a comical fashion. Like that part in Dumb and Dumber where Jeff Daniels shits in a nonfunctioning toilet.

    Yes, I know one is a movie and one is reality, but fuck man, you have to chuckle at this sort of shit or it just gets you down.

    If you ever drop a rock on my car I'm gonna run around screaming "HOLY MOTHER FUCK A FUCKING METEOR HIT MY CAR!"

    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My old supervisor had lost his work hat, I was cleaning the back and found it one day. I took it over to the far corner where no cameras or anyone could see me, and I pissed on it. I walk into work the next day and he was wearing it.

    I hated that guy so much.

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  • EtchEtch Registered User regular
    So I work at publix, and one day I was straightening up the frozen food section and I find a box that was damaged. I walk into the back to put it in the damages, and right next to the dairy cooler is a giant shit on the floor.

    This was the hugest duke I have ever seen. Had it been in a toilet, it would have went over the rim. Thing is, it was in a spot where there are no cameras, so we couldn't find out who did it.

    I don't know if it was a prank or something, but seriously, it was fucked up.

  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    Skype saved the prank phone call schtick.

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Well there's a difference between 'prank' and 'vandalism' a.k.a. FINDING A STRANGER IN THE ALPS as far as I'm concerned.
    /big lebowski cable tv edit

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  • ubernekouberneko Registered User
    It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.

  • MetacortexMetacortex The Prettiest Zombie Coeur d'CoeursRegistered User regular
    This guy on our dorm floor never locked his door upon leaving, so his room got messed with on occasion.

    His computer desk was set up in front of one of his windows, and it completely blocked it out, so the only way to see through the window or open it and such would be to pull out this heavy computer desk. One day, he's gone and my buddies and I hung a sign in that window saying "For dirty butt sex call - " and his dorm number.

    Don't know if he ever received a call, but that window did overlook a busy courtyard of sorts. A few months later I heard his door slam and found the sign laying in the hall.

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  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    One of my co-workers was pretty fond of pranks.

    I think the funniest ones were those where he'd fuck around with peoples computers and such.
    Stuff like like taping over the microphone in a phone, switching the keyboards of opposite workstations. Really mundane stuff.

    The real fun was for the rest of us trying to keep a straight face while the victims were cursing at their equipment. Their tempers rising, fully realising they were being pranked, but having no-one to lash out at, because there's six guys looking completely innocent.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    uberneko wrote: »
    It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.

    welcome to the entire point of pranks

  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    uberneko wrote: »
    It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.

    welcome to the entire point of pranks

    A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.

    Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.

    I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
    on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)

    So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    Man, the Dutch are some mean spirited mother fuckers.

    Fuck off and die.
  • I was just modded at ranssite when I don't even remember registering

    I believe this is a prank of sorts

  • GoatmonGoatmon RAWR RAWR RAWRRegistered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    uberneko wrote: »
    It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.

    welcome to the entire point of pranks

    A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.

    Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.

    I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
    on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)

    So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.

    Damn. D:

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    bwanie wrote: »
    uberneko wrote: »
    It seems like if some people in this thread got pranked they would be extremely pissed.

    welcome to the entire point of pranks

    A good prank should be funny to the prankee too, once he realises he's been had.

    Most 'pranks' you read about are just plain vandalism.

    I remember a story about a bunch of guys who played this hilarious prank on their friend:
    on the day of his wedding, they removed the floorboard covering the crawling space (which is behind the front door in most houses in holland)

    So when he carried his new wife over the doorstep, he fell down and ended up a paraplegic.

    well that's your something new

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    I once took a shit in a dudes fuel tank


    then I raped a nun and blew up a kitten orphanage

    I'm such a scamp

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  • TheRealBadgerTheRealBadger Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once took a shit in a dudes fuel tank


    then I raped a nun and blew up a kitten orphanage

    I'm such a scamp

    Was it funny for the nun after she realised she'd been had?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    her face was mighty red

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I stole Christmas a few years back

    It was pretty rad

    The children's faces were delightful

  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I once took a shit in a dudes fuel tank


    then I raped a nun and blew up a kitten orphanage

    I'm such a scamp

    Was it funny for the nun after she realised she'd been had?

    so the nun grabs the truckdriver's dick, pulls it closer to her face and says 'hello god, this is mother Angela, can you hear me?'



    edit: i totally mixed up two versions of the same joke

  • TalTal Registered User
    I went down to Ocean City with some friends after graduating high school. One of the guys got this hilarious idea to drop a deuce in my hotel room's bathtub. So I come up after a day on the beach ready to take a shower and go out for dinner, but instead I find this huge turd laying in the middle of the tub.

    I was not pleased.

  • bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
  • BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    One time everyone in the house went out partying one night except for me because of exams, so I did all of the washing up. Boy you should have seen their faces when they got back.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    BigDes wrote: »
    One time everyone in the house went out partying one night except for me because of exams, so I did all of the washing up. Boy you should have seen their faces when they got back.
    Bully!

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    So once I had sex with this girl right? Totally told her I was sterile.

    9 months later it was April first. Man was her face red. Might have been the labor though.

    Hells yeah ultimate prank.

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    High five, Riptor!

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I had a coworker that would use a floor cone as a makeshift microphone everyday like clockwork. Before he came in one day, I put the end he'd use as a mouth piece on my bare ass and took a picture of it with my cellphone. First he does after clocking in, is announce that he just clocked in with the floor cone fully implanted on his mouth. I told him I had some porn on my phone I wanted to show him, he comes running over. He cocks his head to the side, wondering what he's looking at. His eyes go wide when he realizes that he just put his mouth where my ass was minutes before. After ten minutes of dry heaving and calling me a dirty son of a bitch we get back to work.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    man, my mom went into labor on april first

    which means my birthday parties suck because I wake up and all my underwear is in the freezer or something

    and then while I'm walking back down the hallway with it, I see one of my friends carrying another armful of it back to the freezer

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Thats a pretty retarded prank, cold underwear is pretty sweet on an April morning.

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    not below zero degrees cold, anyway

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    California Aprils are 70 on a cold day, so yeah.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    We shiver like grand mals when it hits 50.

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