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DRAMMA MIA! (blame futility)

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  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theater
    I'll go ahead and trust the good people at Mirriam-Webster thank you

    And I'll trust my Master's Degree in Playwrighting

    and fuck Webster... do you know about Noah Webster? The reason spelling is America is so fucked is because the dude just decided "Hey, I'm gonna change the spelling of everything here in America because FUCK THE BRITISH"

    There is but one dictionary and it comes from Oxford

    beep boop beep

    Sensors indicate dangerous amounts of smug, captain.

  • SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    alternate response: I'll trust my master's degree in Phoenixwrighting.

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I hate theatre with a passion.

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  • beavotronbeavotron Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    so my best friend is a theater major, and she's pretty awesome/hilarious

    but there's this one girl who's always mackin' on my ex who talks in a really quiet voice all the time as some sort of power trip (i guess because if you talk quietly, people have to really pay attention to hear you, kat has explained to me) and does this 6 degrees of separation thing between herself and robert deniro who she will quietly explain to anyone listening that she would refer to as "mr deniro" if she ever met him out of respect

    ....well yeah, he's older than you and he's successful, of course you're going to call him mr deniro.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theater
    I'll go ahead and trust the good people at Mirriam-Webster thank you

    And I'll trust my Master's Degree in Playwrighting

    and fuck Webster... do you know about Noah Webster? The reason spelling is America is so fucked is because the dude just decided "Hey, I'm gonna change the spelling of everything here in America because FUCK THE BRITISH"

    There is but one dictionary and it comes from Oxford

    All right, let's ask Oxford
    http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/theatre?view=uk
    If only there was a context where you were right other than your own head

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard

    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/theater
    I'll go ahead and trust the good people at Mirriam-Webster thank you

    And I'll trust my Master's Degree in Playwrighting

    and fuck Webster... do you know about Noah Webster? The reason spelling is America is so fucked is because the dude just decided "Hey, I'm gonna change the spelling of everything here in America because FUCK THE BRITISH"

    There is but one dictionary and it comes from Oxford

    All right, let's ask Oxford
    http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/theatre?view=uk
    If only there was a context where you were right other than your own head

    He'll trust his master's degree in Playwrighting

    Once you have a masters you're never wrong.

  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The company my dad works for sponsors a theater production company where I live, so we get to go to a play every December. I've seen tons. The Hobbit, something about Star Wars, Anne of Green Gables, Pinnochio (with puppets! It was awesome), Peter Pan, Treasure Island, Oliver Twist, and some other stuff.

    I've also been to a few musicals, Phantom of the Opera and Jesus Christ Superstar stand out for me. I was also dragged to Cats in my younger years, when my mom was trying to culture me. So I didn't enjoy it much. I would like to go see it again though, what with maturity and an actual enjoyment of music.

    EDIT: Forgot to mention I enjoyed reading Macbeth, Julius Caesar, and Hamlet in English class in my last few years of high school. I would like to see productions of those.

    http://strngrinastrngland.tumblr.com/ - My Tumblr / http://twitter.com/#!/dirtylonghair - My Twitter / GT: GreasyKidsStuff
  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

    No you don't understand.


    You will walk out, an appletini will appear in your hand, and you will find some fag hag and sing "The Wizard and I" with her before making out because it's non-threataning as soon as you see it.

    As gay as you think you are already, Stephen Schwartz, and for that matter Flaherty+Ahrens can push you far beyond that.

  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

    No you don't understand.


    You will walk out, an appletini will appear in your hand, and you will find some fag hag and sing "The Wizard and I" with her before making out because it's non-threataning as soon as you see it.

    As gay as you think you are already, Stephen Schwartz, and for that matter Flaherty+Ahrens can push you far beyond that.

    Yeah you've obviously never met Dan.

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    -I am The Alpha and The Omega-
  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My knowledge of him consists of super-awesome stories of awesomesauce.

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    WHEN I'M WITH THE WIZARD
    MY WHOLE LIFE WILL CHANGE
    'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WITH THE WIZARD
    NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE STRANGE

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

    No you don't understand.


    You will walk out, an appletini will appear in your hand, and you will find some fag hag and sing "The Wizard and I" with her before making out because it's non-threataning as soon as you see it.

    As gay as you think you are already, Stephen Schwartz, and for that matter Flaherty+Ahrens can push you far beyond that.

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    easysig2.jpg
  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    NOTICE ME HORTON
    FEATHER BY FEATHER
    THIS IS YOUR NEXT-DOOR
    NEIGHBOR CALLING

    OHH NOTICE ME HORTON
    PUT DOWN THE CLOVER
    WE COULD BE GREAT




    You know what fuck all of you.

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

    No you don't understand.


    You will walk out, an appletini will appear in your hand, and you will find some fag hag and sing "The Wizard and I" with her before making out because it's non-threataning as soon as you see it.

    As gay as you think you are already, Stephen Schwartz, and for that matter Flaherty+Ahrens can push you far beyond that.

    n23100027_33475263_6191.jpg
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    theater is the place
    theatre is the art

    god dammit it's not hard
    It's hard if you don't want to die from an overdose of Vitamin P.

    The P stands for "Pretentious as fuck".

    There's a huge difference between being pretentious and just being right because you're educated.
    Being a theater major you probably wouldn't know that difference.

    Have fun wasting your college experience with super easy classes because you and your ilk are just too stupid to apply yourselves to anything serious. And know full well that a kid pulled off the street will probably do a better job in film than you ever could (because I could probably count on one hand the amount of people who major in theatre with an actual interest in theatre)
    Somebody's bitter. I guess that Master's Degree doesn't impress anyone when you're working as a barista, huh?

    EDIT: And for the record, I'm a Theatre Technology major. My classes are about as far away from easy as it gets.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

    No you don't understand.


    You will walk out, an appletini will appear in your hand, and you will find some fag hag and sing "The Wizard and I" with her before making out because it's non-threataning as soon as you see it.

    As gay as you think you are already, Stephen Schwartz, and for that matter Flaherty+Ahrens can push you far beyond that.

    n23100027_33475263_6191.jpg
    Image_00000.jpg

    n23100027_33201538_4780.jpg

    easysig2.jpg
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That is the most horrifying picture quote tree I have ever seen.

  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    This month I'm seeing Les Mis

    Next month I'm seeing Wicked

    Wicked will make you feel so incredibly gay for liking.

    Hi, I'm Dan.


    We have obviously never met.

    No you don't understand.


    You will walk out, an appletini will appear in your hand, and you will find some fag hag and sing "The Wizard and I" with her before making out because it's non-threataning as soon as you see it.

    As gay as you think you are already, Stephen Schwartz, and for that matter Flaherty+Ahrens can push you far beyond that.

    n23100027_33475263_6191.jpg
    Image_00000.jpg

    n23100027_33201538_4780.jpg
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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    We can play this game all night cowboy

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think we may make SE++ go blind if we keep going.

  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

    It's actually a super important part of artistic history

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh shit it is on

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh holy shit I just found the pictures of me in reindeer horns and a pink, heart-covered bathrobe.

    Oh I'm ready.

  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

    It's actually a super important part of artistic history
    [citation needed]

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    oh shit it is on

    nsfw audio

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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

    It's actually a super important part of artistic history
    [citation needed]

    No

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Sars_Boy wrote: »
    oh shit it is on

    nsfw audio
    oh god

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

    It's actually a super important part of artistic history
    [citation needed]

    No

    I keep on expecting you to say "joke post"

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • futilityfutility Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

    It's actually a super important part of artistic history
    [citation needed]

    No

    I keep on expecting you to say "joke post"

    hows this for citation?
    Spoiler:

  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    futility wrote: »
    BusterK wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    Khavall wrote: »
    futility wrote: »
    yes... in America theater is the place and theatre is the art!
    see the (us theater) part, that means that people in the us who go and use the er spelling are retards. In the world of academia (which is right) the accepted use is as I have stated above.

    You realize that not only are you a pretentious douchebag, but you're also wrong and an idiot, right?

    No
    You may be right, but you're being a colossal dick about it. I realize the difference between the idea and the place, I just think spelling the two differently is superfluous.

    It's actually a super important part of artistic history
    [citation needed]

    No

    I keep on expecting you to say "joke post"

    hows this for citation?
    Spoiler:

    Horribly shitty?


    A degree is useless if all you have from it is a piece of paper and a feeling of being better than other people.

  • VorusVorus Registered User
    edited September 2008
    don't show people my degree dude

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh God
    You're from USC
    That explains everything
    I used to wear a T-shirt that said USC on it that I got for free until I got tired of people automatically assuming I'm an asshole

    Visit http://www.cruzflores.com for all your Cruz Flores needs. Also listen to the podcast I do with Penguin Incarnate http://wgsgshow.podomatic.com
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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    We're about to turn THIRTEEN.


    I think that's all I should have to say about USCs theater program.

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