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Burn After Reading

B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
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So I just saw this movie and holy shit was it fantastic.
This is the thread where you geek out about how great this movie is because goddamn this movie had me rolling.
And if you're not into comedies go see this movie because it has these two sexy motherfuckers

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And if you're not into Brad Pitt or George Clooney (let alone Pitt and Clooney being fucking hilarious) then what the hell is wrong with you?

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Hoquiam, WARegistered User regular
    I saw this last night (employee screening) and I agree, it was hilarious.

  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Guys, quick out of 10, what was it? I wanna see it so bad but everyone is convinced it sucks.

    I hate my family for their poor taste in movies they have never seen.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    gonna see this soon

    maybe tomorrow!

  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    Guys, quick out of 10, what was it? I wanna see it so bad but everyone is convinced it sucks.

    I hate my family for their poor taste in movies they have never seen.

    An easy 9.
    The comedic timing in this movie is borderline perfect.

    This Sig is for Munkus <3
  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS
    George Clooney is my hero for offering to personally refund the tickets of anyone who told him they saw Batman and Robin

  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    I've been looking forward to seeing this for a while. Hope to sometime this week.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Oh goddammit is this out

    fuuuuuuck

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    B.C. wrote: »
    Guys, quick out of 10, what was it? I wanna see it so bad but everyone is convinced it sucks.

    I hate my family for their poor taste in movies they have never seen.

    An easy 9.
    The comedic timing in this movie is borderline perfect.

    Rotten tomatoes seems to agree. I'll see it tomorrow.

  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA
    i will go and see it tomorrow! for free!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    oh oh oh oh. I wanna see disssssss so hard

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  • Eat it You Nasty Pig.Eat it You Nasty Pig. tell homeland security 'we are the bomb'Registered User regular
    clooney and pitt should just do like, five or six more comedies together

    hope? change? busproject.org
    my unofficial autobio will be accompanied with tips on how to smile
    cause I've found that when they don't see you frown, they never know that you're a threat
    and they don't sweat you when you came around
  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    wait shit it is out already?

    oh mannnn

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wait shit it is out already?

    oh mannnn

    Let's see it together

    I'll let you fondle me

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  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Hoquiam, WARegistered User regular
    I agree that it's a 9. I was laughing at a ton of stuff during the show. J. K. Simmons was hilarious as the CIA head dude.

  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    wait shit it is out already?

    oh mannnn

    Let's see it together

    I'll let you fondle me
    a two for one! sweet!

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    B.C. wrote: »
    Guys, quick out of 10, what was it? I wanna see it so bad but everyone is convinced it sucks.

    I hate my family for their poor taste in movies they have never seen.

    An easy 9.
    The comedic timing in this movie is borderline perfect.

    Rotten tomatoes seems to agree. I'll see it tomorrow.

    Rotten Tomatoes is pretty unreliable in my experience. They give pretty crappy ratings sometimes to movies that really don't deserve them.

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    Goatmon wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Guys, quick out of 10, what was it? I wanna see it so bad but everyone is convinced it sucks.

    I hate my family for their poor taste in movies they have never seen.

    An easy 9.
    The comedic timing in this movie is borderline perfect.

    Rotten tomatoes seems to agree. I'll see it tomorrow.

    Rotten Tomatoes is pretty unreliable in my experience. They give pretty crappy ratings sometimes to movies that really don't deserve them.

    i usually go by what the user ratings say and not the critics

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    Feriluce wrote: »
    I agree that it's a 9. I was laughing at a ton of stuff during the show. J. K. Simmons was hilarious as the CIA head dude.

    Simmons was perfect.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus The machine is broken. The universe is broken.Registered User regular
    J.K. Simmons is always great. He's the best J. Jonah Jameson ever.

  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Hoquiam, WARegistered User regular
    The two most surprising scenes in the movie for me were:
    (Seriously, don't click if you haven't seen it)
    Spoiler:
    and
    Spoiler:

  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i havent seen tropic thunder yet, so maybe tomorrow ill go create my own buy-one-get-one-free at the theater tomorrow and check this out while im at it

    coen brothers is one (two?) of those directors who i dont need to know anything about the movie (just like i dont with this one, on purpose) and ill go see it anyway

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  • langfor6langfor6 Registered User
    Houk wrote: »
    i havent seen tropic thunder yet, so maybe tomorrow ill go create my own buy-one-get-one-free at the theater tomorrow and check this out while im at it

    coen brothers is one (two?) of those directors who i dont need to know anything about the movie (just like i dont with this one, on purpose) and ill go see it anyway

    Your own buy-one-get-one free...I thought I was the only one who did that.

  • FeriluceFeriluce Adrift on the morning star. Hoquiam, WARegistered User regular
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    i havent seen tropic thunder yet, so maybe tomorrow ill go create my own buy-one-get-one-free at the theater tomorrow and check this out while im at it

    coen brothers is one (two?) of those directors who i dont need to know anything about the movie (just like i dont with this one, on purpose) and ill go see it anyway

    Your own buy-one-get-one free...I thought I was the only one who did that.

    The theater I work at doesn't really care if people do that. We only get 10% of ticket sales anyway if that. Most of the profit comes from concessions. So buy popcorn and shit.

  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA
    Feriluce wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    i havent seen tropic thunder yet, so maybe tomorrow ill go create my own buy-one-get-one-free at the theater tomorrow and check this out while im at it

    coen brothers is one (two?) of those directors who i dont need to know anything about the movie (just like i dont with this one, on purpose) and ill go see it anyway

    Your own buy-one-get-one free...I thought I was the only one who did that.

    The theater I work at doesn't really care if people do that. We only get 10% of ticket sales anyway if that. Most of the profit comes from concessions. So buy popcorn and shit.

    most employees at any place could really give no shits about anything that goes on there. my sister gives me free popcorn and soda! and posters... which reminds me i promised some to a bunch of guys. i gotta see if i can look around some more, i didn't find all the ones i needed to.

    also do not buy stuff from theaters, sneak it in. your wallet will thank you!

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Zephyr wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Guys, quick out of 10, what was it? I wanna see it so bad but everyone is convinced it sucks.

    I hate my family for their poor taste in movies they have never seen.

    An easy 9.
    The comedic timing in this movie is borderline perfect.

    Rotten tomatoes seems to agree. I'll see it tomorrow.

    Rotten Tomatoes is pretty unreliable in my experience. They give pretty crappy ratings sometimes to movies that really don't deserve them.

    i usually go by what the user ratings say and not the critics

    Actually I go by what the negative critic ratings say. If they say something that I don't care about like "Just how realistic is this transporter guy?" then I ignore it. I just use RT because it is convenient and an easy way to determine weather or not a movie completely blows or is quite alright.

    That's all.

    Is it a 0/10 or is it a 7/10. That's All I use RT for.

  • GoatmonGoatmon Registered User regular
    One critic was complaining about the final battle in The Incredible Hulk because the characters fighting were both CGI.

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    One critic was complaining about the final battle in The Incredible Hulk because the characters fighting were both CGI.

    Yes, we know to ignore douche bags like the movie 'critics' from the Kansas Times Newspaper.

  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    One critic was complaining about the final battle in The Incredible Hulk because the characters fighting were both CGI.

    Why couldn't they have REALLY mutated two humans into grotesque radioactive monstrosities and made them fight? The lack of dedication in this movie is appalling, NO STARS

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  • Lucky CynicLucky Cynic Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    One critic was complaining about the final battle in The Incredible Hulk because the characters fighting were both CGI.

    Why couldn't they have REALLY mutated two humans into grotesque radioactive monstrosities and made them fight? The lack of dedication in this movie is appalling, NO STARS

    I personally blame society.

  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    One critic was complaining about the final battle in The Incredible Hulk because the characters fighting were both CGI.

    Why couldn't they have REALLY mutated two humans into grotesque radioactive monstrosities and made them fight? The lack of dedication in this movie is appalling, NO STARS

    I personally blame society.

    Video Game society

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    Ocean's 11 = best movie ever.

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    the cheat wrote: »
    Feriluce wrote: »
    langfor6 wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    i havent seen tropic thunder yet, so maybe tomorrow ill go create my own buy-one-get-one-free at the theater tomorrow and check this out while im at it

    coen brothers is one (two?) of those directors who i dont need to know anything about the movie (just like i dont with this one, on purpose) and ill go see it anyway

    Your own buy-one-get-one free...I thought I was the only one who did that.

    The theater I work at doesn't really care if people do that. We only get 10% of ticket sales anyway if that. Most of the profit comes from concessions. So buy popcorn and shit.

    most employees at any place could really give no shits about anything that goes on there. my sister gives me free popcorn and soda! and posters... which reminds me i promised some to a bunch of guys. i gotta see if i can look around some more, i didn't find all the ones i needed to.

    also do not buy stuff from theaters, sneak it in. your wallet will thank you!
    My personal record is 4 movies in one day (I was really bored and there was a lot out I hadn't seen) but I had to leave halfway through the 4th cuz I started feeling sick. My one rule is that I will only watch one recent movie (and thats usually the one I pay for) so that I don't go taking up a seat in an already packed theater.

    I went and saw Pineapple Express, then snuck in to Hellboy 2. There were seriously 6 people watching Hellboy. I don't feel bad in the slightest.

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  • B.C.B.C. Registered User regular
    Feriluce wrote: »
    The two most surprising scenes in the movie for me were:
    (Seriously, don't click if you haven't seen it)
    Spoiler:
    and
    Spoiler:
    Spoiler:

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    Goose! wrote: »
    Ocean's 11 = best movie ever.

    Not best ever but seriously superb.

    I mean besides the jokes, which were spot on in tone and timing, the heist plot was great. The twist and the reveal expertly played out.

    Plus the Vegas setting was cool and worked so well with those actors. Not to mention a great villain and a flawless soundtrack.

    12 and 13 are not awful but not in the same league.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    well, shit

    i really want to see this but i don't trust my vehicle to travel that far without differential fluid

    perhaps next weekend

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    I love me some Pitt and Clooney
    shit i must see this

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    Scarab...its like you know me. :')

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  • HoukHouk Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Ocean's 11 = best movie ever.

    Not best ever but seriously superb.

    I mean besides the jokes, which were spot on in tone and timing, the heist plot was great. The twist and the reveal expertly played out.

    Plus the Vegas setting was cool and worked so well with those actors. Not to mention a great villain and a flawless soundtrack.

    12 and 13 are not awful but not in the same league.
    Ocean's 11 had me on the edge of my seat the whole damn movie. It was very well-paced and...not intense, but something like that.

    Like, I honestly did not see how they were going to pull everything off, even though I obviously knew they would. And I'm usually good at spotting the gimmick or the trick in those movies, but Ocean's 11 totally got me.

    I have never seen the original Ocean's 11, so if it was somewhat the same in that then good on them, cuz it was stupendous

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  • Goose!Goose! I'm jumpin' IN! Wraaugh!Registered User regular
    I think the reason I love Ocean's 11 so much is because I went to see it with my ex-girlfriend (who was ex at the time) and I thought it was gonna be me and her. And then her new boyfriend showed up. And they sat like 6 seats away from me and madeout the whole time. Pretty safe to say my eyes were glued to the screen.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    the remake of Ocean's Eleven was the only remake i can think of that was better than the original

    although i thought the original's ending was fantastic

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