the science of looking poor (fashion for fags)

Snowbeat

so you want to look like a hobo, but you live in a comfortable apartment and eat off a comfortable allowance from your parents?

it's easy! just become a hipster, like these cool cats







or maybe you're a nice white kid from the suburbs, but something in you just wants to cap some fools



maybe you're just tired of all this homo fashion nonsense and just want to drink a keg with your brahs?



however your fashion tastes bend, talk about them here

Spoiler:

sorry for making this early, but I gotta sleep sometime

Tard

Holy shit I'm naked.

Dadouw

My best beanie comes from Red-Light district, Amsterdam

Faricazy

in the summer hipster girls wear those dresses and i'd be sitting on a train and one would come in all sideboobing the place up and this train's going to bonertown baby

#pipe

I pretty much only wear dickies

Orikaeshigitae

kosh let's compare dicks at pax

i'll be the hirsute italian man in the rightmost stall on the second floor bathroom

the password is 'i would like to suck your dick'

Dadouw

Koshian wrote: »

Dadouw wrote: »

I wear tuques

they're called beanies, silly

but its the same thing!

Koshian

why do canadians call water bottles nalgenes that is a silly thing

Shankusu

i don't know what you think hipsters are but those things in the OP are, uh, not at all hipsters

Ranx

we don't call water bottles nalgenes

A Dabble Of Thelonius

These threads always amuse and amaze me. I'm just a jeans and tshirt kinda guy. Some of the clothing hijinx you kids get up to...

Futore

I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

Dadouw

whats a nalgene

Ranx

what's wrong with looking fabulous

lostwords

isn't nalgene just the name of the container holding water, like thermos?

also, currently wearing my college shorts and a wife beater and socks. aww jeah

Orikaeshigitae

Futore wrote: »

I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

my jeans have a ragged hole in the thigh from when i accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a utility knife

Futore

Ranx wrote: »

what's wrong with looking fabulous

but I make these white t-shirts look good

#pipe

Shankusu wrote: »

i don't know what you think hipsters are but those things in the OP are, uh, not at all hipsters

Killjoy

Koshian wrote: »

why do canadians call water bottles nalgenes that is a silly thing

I've never seen this except in the whitest cottage backpacking kayaking kids.

Faricazy

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Futore wrote: »

I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

my jeans have a ragged hole in the thigh from when i accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a utility knife

My jeans develop holes in the back of the leg and on the side. That is where various tools and my toolbelt hang.

Work, ruining clothes since forever.

Koshian

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

kosh let's compare dicks at pax

i'll be the hirsute italian man in the rightmost stall on the second floor bathroom

the password is 'i would like to suck your dick'

I've got a bad feeling about this

Koshian

Ranx wrote: »

we don't call water bottles nalgenes

I spent a few weeks camping in ontario and every single person called them nalgenes

Dadouw

koshian lets compare titties at pax

Sara Lynn

I dress like an average prep

today I wore a half-sleeved striped green/white shirt and a brown summer scarf and some tight jeans and flip flops

whatever I was comfy (until it got cold then my toes froze)

lostwords

i wonder how long till hipsters start wearing multiple scarves, three or more. like how frat dudes started wearing two or three popped collar polos at the same time in some douchebag arms race

Koshian

Killjoy wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

why do canadians call water bottles nalgenes that is a silly thing

I've never seen this except in the whitest cottage backpacking kayaking kids.

that would explain it

Shankusu

today I wore brown corduroys, a beirut shirt, my pumas and a light scarf

Faricazy

lostwords wrote: »

i wonder how long till hipsters start wearing multiple scarves, three or more. like how frat dudes started wearing two or three popped collar polos at the same time in some douchebag arms race

how long? negative years. come to new york.

Futore

Orikaeshigitae wrote: »

Futore wrote: »

I'm wearing a white hanes v neck and $20 jeans with a lot of cuts in them.

sexy cuts, though, so it's all good

my jeans have a ragged hole in the thigh from when i accidentally stabbed myself in the leg with a utility knife

most of my jeans have cuts from testing out a knife after sharpening it. the hard edge of a pocket is actually a good place to test your knife

Koshian

Dadouw wrote: »

koshian lets compare titties at pax

okay man

I got some bombass titties

Sara Lynn

some guy came by Starbucks today wearing Palestine scarf (too lazy to spell it right) and was like UGH HOW DARE YOU CONFORM to his friend who was drinking a latte

I asked him if he was 15 and he just walked away

Orikaeshigitae

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I dress like an average prep

today I wore a half-sleeved striped green/white shirt and a brown summer scarf and some tight jeans and flip flops

whatever I was comfy (until it got cold then my toes froze)

prep girls are cute :oops:

lostwords

Faricazy wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

i wonder how long till hipsters start wearing multiple scarves, three or more. like how frat dudes started wearing two or three popped collar polos at the same time in some douchebag arms race

how long? negative years. come to new york.

noooo say it ain't so. does it look as silly as it sounds? and how do you stop yourself from just staring in disbelief?

A Dabble Of Thelonius

I do own a pretty sweet three piece suit. It's grey flannel. Pimpin old man suit.

Dadouw

I wear a hoodie and/or a beanie most of the time

Raneados

those "hipsters" don't look like hobos

one of them looks like he's wearing a suit

scarlet st.

I'm wearing a DKNY jumper over a UNIQLO washed long underwear top.
Lucky jeans
Custom Japanese Vans

I think I paid very little for this get up.

Fabricate

Sara Lynn wrote: »

some guy came by Starbucks today wearing Palestine scarf (too lazy to spell it right) and was like UGH HOW DARE YOU CONFORM to his friend who was drinking a latte

I asked him if he was 15 and he just walked away

I still haven't worn my keffiyeh yet.

I'm afraid to.

lostwords

i actually like scarves. just not the douchebaggy hipster afghan ones or whatever. like i love my liverpool scarf and gryffindor scarf and plain gray scarf. elegant scarves on ladies look purty

Tweaked_Bat_

Raneados wrote: »

those "hipsters" don't look like hobos

one of them looks like he's wearing a suit

And it ain't a hobo suit.