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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    how ass?

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?

    wait what is this book

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    Feral wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Robert Heinlein's women inspired me to seek master-slave lifestyling relationships

    true story

    only had to do that once

    don't read any more Heinlein, either

    Oboro, you have done enough bad things to fill out an entire bad idea, good idea movie.
    Good idea: Read a book.
    Bad idea: Engage in a master-slave lifestyle because of said book.

    What if the book is SM 101 by Jay Wiseman?
    Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?
    Ah, the recommended reading list for new visitors to the Center for Sex-Positive Culture.

    I'll get on it, no worries.

    words
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I, ah, ok. What's BUG?
    Spoiler:

    How pale?

    Have you ever seen the rice paper they use for Japanese calligraphy? My ass is the color they're trying to achieve.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?

    wait what is this book

    The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    There's this relatively new invention called sunlight you might want to invest in Passerbye.

    I hear it's all the rage with the kids.

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  • AldoAldo Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    So I decided to try out Baldur's Gate after all this time owning a copy...created a mage and...I only get to use Magic Missile once? WTF?
    Uhm, you have never played or read over the basic rules of Dungeons & Dragons before?

    Spells and special abilities are not as common as in most fantasy games, especially at lower levels you will have to depend on your common weapons a lot more. As you progress you'll get to learn more spells, but you still won't be able to just spam them. That's not how magic works in D&D.

    Magic often doesn't work in D&D.

    Cloak of Spell Reflect
    : oh yes, the spell worked...and then it pulled a U-turn.

    or

    DM: Nothing happens.

    Well yes, but that's just annoying and not "OH SHI-"-like. :P

    I'm off to bed. Kagera, if you have any questions about BG2, there's a thread about the Infinity Engine in GnT or you could just PM me or something. I really liked BG2. Never played the expansion, though, just couldn't be bothered.

    Free MMO Überlist
    Elendil wrote: »
    said Aldo hazily, before clop-clop-clopping out of the room
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I, ah, ok. What's BUG?

    BUG = Bisexual Until Graduation

    Hahahaha. Yeah, that's pretty....

    Oh, wait.





    Shit.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Dossie Easton did write a book I would call "life-changing," though: The Ethical Slut.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    There's this relatively new invention called sunlight you might want to invest in Passerbye.

    I hear it's all the rage with the kids.

    Sunlight is overrated. I'll take my vitamin D deficiency any day.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    ...so long as you're sincere and they don't think you're just trying to manipulate their beliefs to your advantage.

    This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.

    Spoiler:
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.

    Be ye a red head?

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Aldo wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Magic often doesn't work in D&D.

    Cloak of Spell Reflect
    : oh yes, the spell worked...and then it pulled a U-turn.

    or

    DM: Nothing happens.

    Well yes, but that's just annoying and not "OH SHI-"-like. :P
    It's OH SHI- when:

    DM: Nothing happens. The Demon turns his head and stares back at you. His eyes seem to burn straight through you.

    Edit: I think actually in my case, it was a balrog.

    Edit 2: And not technically a spell, but I failed the roll, so whatever. Stupid D&D

  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    ...so long as you're sincere and they don't think you're just trying to manipulate their beliefs to your advantage.

    This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.

    <3

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?

    wait what is this book

    The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.

    oh. Guess you can't really write a whole book about taking it up the butt.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Man, anyone who takes the Bible literally is dumb. I mean, you simply can't do it and be rational.

    I love how my ex-pastor christian-buddhist teacher loves to rag on fundamentalists all class long. He was tearing Palin apart last class too, was glorious.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.

    Be ye a red head?

    Very dark brown with red and blond highlights.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.

    Be ye a red head?

    I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.

    Edit: doh. Foiled.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Aw yeeeeeeeah
    Leftovers for dinner

    How unexciting

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?

    wait what is this book

    The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.

    oh. Guess you can't really write a whole book about taking it up the butt.

    Yeah... sorry, Eddy. It's the other definition of "bottoming."
    Although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has written an entire book about taking it up the butt.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.

    Be ye a red head?

    I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.

    Edit: doh. Foiled.

    Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Very dark brown with red and blond highlights.

    Hmmmm....

    This is...acceptable. But you best keep your marks up or you might be subject to termination.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    So picture this face
    and burn it to flay
    to shelter it at home
    at the fire place

    and all the memory will fade
    with the flick of the

    flame

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Or maybe The New Bottoming Book by Dossie Easton?

    wait what is this book

    The New Topping Book and The New Bottoming Book are books on how to better fulfill the respective roles in BDSM play.

    oh. Guess you can't really write a whole book about taking it up the butt.

    Yeah... sorry, Eddy. It's the other definition of "bottoming."
    Although I'm sure somebody, somewhere has written an entire book about taking it up the butt.

    I'm sure there's at least some sort of howto guide on the internet somewhere.

  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    ...so long as you're sincere and they don't think you're just trying to manipulate their beliefs to your advantage.

    This right here is where I fail when I try to be nice in conversations with religious folk. I get all smarmy and holier-than-thou every time I catch them in a logical conflict. I had a conversation with a biblical literalist recently about Adam and Eve where I literally scream "Gotcha!" when they admitted that Eve, having no knowledge of what was good and evil before eating the apple, can't be held responsible and went on a diatribe about how the bible makes god look like such a piece of shit petty asshole.

    Yeah... stop doing that.

    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Spoiler:
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    I enjoy going to the bookstore

    I dislike walking in to see a stack of awful political books by the front entrance

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Buddhism is interesting in that you can be Buddhist-Christian or Buddhist-Jewish (called jew-boos, no really, not sure if that's how you spell it but that's how you pronounce it, and yes, they named themselves that).

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.

    Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Very dark brown with red and blond highlights.

    Hmmmm....

    This is...acceptable. But you best keep your marks up or you might be subject to termination.

    I've got freckles, though. And big eyes which change color regularly. Does that count against me?

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    frankly I don't think I need a how to guide

    although a book would have been interesting.

  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    Elendil wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the bookstore

    I dislike walking in to see a stack of awful political books by the front entrance

    You bought Culture Warrior, didn't you?

    Spoiler:
  • PasserbyePasserbye Registered User
    Feral wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.

    Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.

    Does this mean I've broken Feral?

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've got freckles, though. And big eyes which change color regularly. Does that count against me?

    Change colors? Intriguing. But disorienting.

    Freckles however, are god damn adorable.

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Yeah... stop doing that.

    Man, I'm sorry but if you take the bible literally you turn god into a monster. There's really no two ways about t.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.

    Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.

    Does this mean I've broken Feral?

    Exactly. I'm not actually a human being, just an intricate assemblage of preconceived notions.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Being very pale is only acceptable if you are a red head.

    Be ye a red head?

    I have an extremely strong suspicion that Passerbye is a busty, pale, Rubenesque redhead of the variety that commonly wears cleavage-boosting corsets to Ren Faire.

    Edit: doh. Foiled.

    Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.

    I occasionally wear corsets but I'm a small B at most.

    Also Feral that book actually sounds interesting. I wonder if most people with a BDSM bent settle into the same relationships? The idea of getting "better" at being the submissive/dominant partner intrigues me. It would seem like it's just a thing. But I guess you'd tend to copy whatever porn you saw/whatever you were told was "normal" in that sort of relationship by your culture.

    Anyways, point is: I'm a sexy thang.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Ironic. I guess I could be called 'busty' (does a 36 C count?) but I'm not a redhead. Nor do I wear cleavage boosting anythings outside of my own home. I dress rather modestly outside, actually.

    Well, you've shattered my stereotype, I now have no idea what to think of you because my decision-making ability is crippled without my prejudices.

    Does this mean I've broken Feral?

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS PASSERBYE

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Wait, durandal is a girl? o_O

    They have been hiding amongst us! Infiltrating our bases!

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    I enjoy going to the bookstore

    I dislike walking in to see a stack of awful political books by the front entrance

    You bought Culture Warrior, didn't you?
    My favorite was "The Audacity of Deceit"

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    I've got freckles, though. And big eyes which change color regularly. Does that count against me?

    Change colors? Intriguing. But disorienting.

    I've dated a couple of women with eyes like that.

    It's pretty common for very pale eyes to reflect green, grey, or blue depending on the ambient light and the person's mood.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
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