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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Urge to buy WAR rising.....
    Important question: what faction (and class, if you can be specific) interests you the most?

    I have absolutely no idea. Everything looks kind of neat. What are you going for? Can we be buddies?
    There are PA guilds for both sides, but the Destruction one (The Six Mouths) seems to be much more popular.

    I for one am an Orc because green is best and Orcs is da greenest.

    edit: That's what I was afraid of. Elves can go straight to hell and I'm disappointed in you.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It is almost always going to be more dangerous to drive faster. You have less time to brake, react, move out of the way, etc.
    Sometimes it's more dangerous to go slower though

    What if you're going slow and then WHAM you crash into a ravine

    If you were speeding you could have jumped it

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I like when song fragments pop in my head and I can recall where they come from. A few days ago it was the opening riff to Sugarloaf’s ‘Green-Eyed Lady’. Now it’s a riff from Kylie Minogue’s ‘Slow’.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

    I think condoms suck in general. I suppose it's easier to have this viewpoint when you can count the number of people you've been intimate with on one hand.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Eh around here even in the winter going fast can be good. If, say, during a blizzard you're getting passed by a semi, you won't be able to see anything for roughly 20 seconds.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    One fingerless hand

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

    I think condoms suck in general. I suppose it's easier to have this viewpoint when you can count the number of people you've been intimate with on one hand.
    How many before you're unable to count?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    It is almost always going to be more dangerous to drive faster. You have less time to brake, react, move out of the way, etc.

    Damn speed demons going 15 in my parking lot. They should be going 5.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

    thing is, it's not that i'm particularly long so much as wide, and strangely enough, larger condom sizes do not increase the size of the ring in any meaningful way

    This is not a good thing

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Here are things I like about condoms

    - they give me peace of mind
    - they contain the mess
    - they *can* help guys stave off premature ejaculation
    - they help prevent STDs


    Complaining about fit is a poor reason to not wear one, is all I'm saying, especially when they make condoms for bigger penises specifically

    EM: That's weird, my ex had the wideness thing going on too but it was alleviated by the bigger brand o condoms

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    major problem is that even when i use magnums and take the time to put them on properly and calmly, they usually come off during sex.

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

    I think condoms suck in general. I suppose it's easier to have this viewpoint when you can count the number of people you've been intimate with on one hand.

    I've been with 5 and I don't think condoms suck. Not having a baby 9 months after having sex is always awesome.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

    I think condoms suck in general. I suppose it's easier to have this viewpoint when you can count the number of people you've been intimate with on one hand.
    How many before you're unable to count?

    One finger left. That's all it will take.

    EDIT: Yeh, they were all on the pill. 2 for hormone balance reasons. One because she had a cyst. One because she was a year older than I was and we were just dating casually. I've worn a condom -twice- and just didn't like it.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    I hated condoms until I started trimming the ol' Easter basket.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    stilist wrote: »
    I wouldn’t say all or even most do it, but between my friends and going to college and living by a college, I believe there are a lot of young men who behave very foolishly with motor vehicles.

    It's true. There are.

    I just get tired of hearing people equate driving fast with driving poorly.

    You can be a good driver and drive fast, but you cannot be as safe as someone who does not drive fast.

    So yes, people who drive fast are endangering both themselves and others more so than they would otherwise, regardless of their skill level.

    You can be a good driver and drive at all, but you cannot be as safe as someone who does not drive at all.

    So yes, people who drive at all are endangering both themselves and others more so than they would otherwise, regardless of their skill level.

    In other words, we need to acknowledge that there is an acceptable level of risk while driving, and certain people exceed that risk when they drive fast, certain people do not, and certain people exceed that risk when they drive at all.

    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.

    As the speed of your car increases, your ability to turn and stopping time decreases on an exponential scale. This is indisputable. Human reaction time is only so fast, and the sheer laws of physics mean things take longer, hit harder, and do more damage when there is a problem.

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    MedopineMedopine __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    major problem is that even when i use magnums and take the time to put them on properly and calmly, they usually come off during sex.

    Hmm. There has got to be some kind of specialty condom brand that will work for you.

    And no I'm not talking about female condoms D:

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »

    I think condoms suck in general. I suppose it's easier to have this viewpoint when you can count the number of people you've been intimate with on one hand.
    How many before you're unable to count?

    One finger left. That's all it will take.
    Oh I thought "on one hand" was modifying "been intimate with."

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Here are things I like about condoms

    - they give me peace of mind
    - they contain the mess
    - they *can* help guys stave off premature ejaculation
    - they help prevent STDs


    Complaining about fit is a poor reason to not wear one, is all I'm saying, especially when they make condoms for bigger penises specifically

    EM: That's weird, my ex had the wideness thing going on too but it was alleviated by the bigger brand o condoms

    There are comparisons here to be made with the speeding discussion.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    major problem is that even when i use magnums and take the time to put them on properly and calmly, they usually come off during sex.

    Hmm. There has got to be some kind of specialty condom brand that will work for you.

    And no I'm not talking about female condoms D:

    yeah, I'll have to try some other ones.

    regardless, until then i am in a monogamous relationship with a responsible pill user and we're both confirmed clean and get tested regularly anyways, so condomless sex is valid for the nonce

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Guys, my dong is so huge, what do I do????

    put it in an orifice that aches to be pleased
    I should probably make a H/A thread. :P

    i nearly made an H/A thread about finding condoms to fit my huge dong, but i refrained

    Aren't there like, those Magnum kind?

    I had a boyfriend who was like "wahh I don't liek condoms they hurt me"

    And I was all "duh buy the bigger ones?"

    And he was all "oh"

    thing is, it's not that i'm particularly long so much as wide, and strangely enough, larger condom sizes do not increase the size of the ring in any meaningful way

    This is not a good thing
    Plastic shopping bag and a rubber band

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    Here are things I like about condoms

    - they give me peace of mind
    - they contain the mess
    - they *can* help guys stave off premature ejaculation
    - they help prevent STDs


    Complaining about fit is a poor reason to not wear one, is all I'm saying, especially when they make condoms for bigger penises specifically

    EM: That's weird, my ex had the wideness thing going on too but it was alleviated by the bigger brand o condoms

    There are comparisons here to be made with the speeding discussion.

    The moral of the story is always wear a condom when driving. Safety first!

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    Urge to buy WAR rising.....
    Important question: what faction (and class, if you can be specific) interests you the most?

    I have absolutely no idea. Everything looks kind of neat. What are you going for? Can we be buddies?
    There are PA guilds for both sides, but the Destruction one (The Six Mouths) seems to be much more popular.

    I for one am an Orc because green is best and Orcs is da greenest.

    edit: That's what I was afraid of. Elves can go straight to hell and I'm disappointed in you.

    Look I don't want to be an elf. At all.

    But how else can I sneak around and stab people in the back for massive damage while they are in the middle of a conversation with their friends and family and then slink off into the night cloaked in a shroud of darkness?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.
    But it's not very useful. As has been pointed out, in currently realistic situations driving slower can be more dangerous.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    The moral of the story is that excuses for speeding in the name of "safety" are usually less preferable than options that don't require speeding.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    But how else can I sneak around and stab people in the back for massive damage while they are in the middle of a conversation with their friends and family and then slink off into the night cloaked in a shroud of darkness?
    Well there's the Witch Hunter (Shadow Warriors don't get stealth, and the other stealth class is destructoin's Witch Elf), but that means you're playing Order.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.
    But it's not very useful. As has been pointed out, in currently realistic situations driving slower can be more dangerous.

    No, it is definitely useful. Outside of situations where you are FAR FAR under the speed of traffic, staying in the middle lane and going the speed limit will always be safer than speeding.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    But how else can I sneak around and stab people in the back for massive damage while they are in the middle of a conversation with their friends and family and then slink off into the night cloaked in a shroud of darkness?
    Well there's the Witch Hunter (Shadow Warriors don't get stealth, and the other stealth class is destructoin's Witch Elf), but that means you're playing Order.

    Oh I thought shadow warriors had stealth. As long as I have stealth i'm happy so I could live with a Witch Elf.

    I get to stealth and stab stuff right? Dude there are no dudes.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys I burned out on WoW years ago. Nothing I did seemed to matter and my friends stopped playing so I quit.

    Will WAR be more fun?

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.

    The implications here are that the speed limit is the maximum speed for an acceptable amount of safety for every road, driver, and car; and that the systematic enforcement of the speed limit on major freeways is more effective at keeping people safe than hypothetical systematic enforcement of other traffic laws.

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan: do you know what it means to "superman a ho?"

    It means to come on her back and stick a sheet to it, as though the sheet were a cape.

    I thought you might find this informative given your brief foray into GnT.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.
    But it's not very useful. As has been pointed out, in currently realistic situations driving slower can be more dangerous.

    No, it is definitely useful. Outside of situations where you are FAR FAR under the speed of traffic, staying in the middle lane and going the speed limit will always be safer than speeding.

    Not driving at all would be even safer. The question is not "what is safest," but "what is an acceptable amount of risk?"

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.

    The implications here are that the speed limit is the maximum speed for an acceptable amount of safety for every road, driver, and car; and that the systematic enforcement of the speed limit on major freeways is more effective at keeping people safe than hypothetical systematic enforcement of other traffic laws.

    Just because people speed does not mean driving slower is not still a better idea. There are more accidents in 55 zones because people speed. This does not mean 55 mph is less safe than 65 mph.

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    But how else can I sneak around and stab people in the back for massive damage while they are in the middle of a conversation with their friends and family and then slink off into the night cloaked in a shroud of darkness?
    Well there's the Witch Hunter (Shadow Warriors don't get stealth, and the other stealth class is destructoin's Witch Elf), but that means you're playing Order.

    Oh I thought shadow warriors had stealth. As long as I have stealth i'm happy so I could live with a Witch Elf.

    I get to stealth and stab stuff right? Dude there are no dudes.
    You do get to stealth and stab stuff, but yes there are no Witch Elves that are male or clothed.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan: do you know what it means to "superman a ho?"

    It means to come on her back and stick a sheet to it, as though the sheet were a cape.

    I thought you might find this informative given your brief foray into GnT.

    Oh, I had just assumed that the part after "superman" was just standard nonsense noise.

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    Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    I do not find the statement "driving faster is inherently less safe" to be controversial.
    But it's not very useful. As has been pointed out, in currently realistic situations driving slower can be more dangerous.

    No, it is definitely useful. Outside of situations where you are FAR FAR under the speed of traffic, staying in the middle lane and going the speed limit will always be safer than speeding.

    Not driving at all would be even safer. The question is not "what is safest," but "what is an acceptable amount of risk?"

    No, the question isn't about acceptable risks, but necessary risks. Speeding is hardly a necessary risk, whereas driving often is.

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    stiliststilist Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I guess I’m pretty good at starting in-chat debates? I could put that on my résumé.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    But how else can I sneak around and stab people in the back for massive damage while they are in the middle of a conversation with their friends and family and then slink off into the night cloaked in a shroud of darkness?
    Well there's the Witch Hunter (Shadow Warriors don't get stealth, and the other stealth class is destructoin's Witch Elf), but that means you're playing Order.

    Oh I thought shadow warriors had stealth. As long as I have stealth i'm happy so I could live with a Witch Elf.

    I get to stealth and stab stuff right? Dude there are no dudes.
    You do get to stealth and stab stuff, but yes there are no Witch Elves that are male or clothed.
    Aw fuck well what's close to a dark knight? I can take being a dark knight. If i'm a lady I want to be respectable and wear things like clothes to show that i have some class while killing.

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited September 2008
    Wiretapping Sweden

    24 minute documentary about the Swedish mass-surveillance law. Go watch.

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    mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Bama wrote: »
    Bama wrote: »
    But how else can I sneak around and stab people in the back for massive damage while they are in the middle of a conversation with their friends and family and then slink off into the night cloaked in a shroud of darkness?
    Well there's the Witch Hunter (Shadow Warriors don't get stealth, and the other stealth class is destructoin's Witch Elf), but that means you're playing Order.

    Oh I thought shadow warriors had stealth. As long as I have stealth i'm happy so I could live with a Witch Elf.

    I get to stealth and stab stuff right? Dude there are no dudes.
    You do get to stealth and stab stuff, but yes there are no Witch Elves that are male or clothed.

    So the options are female and unclothed?

    Or is there a 3rd sex?

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