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That was for nap, you damn alien bastards!
PSN: Bogestrom
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--UFO-29 Crash Site Mission Audio Log Excerpt--
<<- timestamp begin T+0 seconds ->>
One Thousand Dicks: Touchdown.
Rankenphile: Alright, team, let's get tactical!
Nartwak: Hell, yeah, gonna get me some greenskins.
Rankenphile: Oorah.
Ten: Aedan rolling...
Burning Organ: Alright, let's get out there and show these bastards how Team Ratio does things on Earth.
Veretas: Ten's moving north. Ramp secure.
BYToady: Aedan's reporting clear East.
msuitepyon: Rank and I have the south covered.
Nartwak: I've got West.
One Thousand Dicks: Second squad standing by for the all-clear...
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
msuitepyon: Fuck!
Nartwak: Fuck!
msuitepyon: Contact!
**Laser Weapon Fire**
Rankenphile: He's taking cover!-
msuitepyon: Oh no you don't, fucker.
Nartwak: Shit! We have another shooter! East side somewhere!
Cliffjumper: Goddamn Mutons.
msuitepyon: Fuck 'em.
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
msuitepyon: I see you now, you sonuvabitch.
Rankenphile: Pucker up.
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
Rankenphile: Nap sends his regards, dirtstain.
msuitepyon: Hell yeah.
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
Nartwak: Shit! Taking fire!
**Laser Weapon Fire**
Veretas: Stay down!
Nartwak: Getting to cover.
Ten: Can anybody see him?
Nartwak: I popped off a shot at the window, but I don't know if was there.
Veretas: Yeah, I can't see anything over there.
Burning Organ: Alright everyone, stay cool and get your heads down behind something solid. If it gets blown off, I don't have a bandage for that.
Ten: Copy.
Cliffjumper: Copy.
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
Nartwak: Jesus!
Burning Organ: Is anyone hit? Is anyone hit?
Nartwak: I'm okay.
Ten: I'm fine.
Burning Organ: Then can someone please shoot that fucker?
One Thousand Dicks: Damn it, it's gone again.
msuitepyon: Goddamn Mutons.
Also, when did I get promoted to Colonel?
Not that I don't deserve it, of course 8-)
Nartwak: ...what?
Burning Organ: Did you hear that?
Nartwak: Hear what?
Burning Organ: That.
Nartwak: ...no.
Burning Organ: Fuck it, open me up a hole in that wall.
Nartwak: If you say so...
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
Nartwak: Fuck!
Burning Organ: Gotcha, motherfucker.
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
Ten: He's down. Nice one, B.O.
Burning Organ: I do my best.
keep on truckin', kiwi boy
Burning Organ: I don't think so.
Veretas: Well, where is he?
Nartwak: No sign.
Ten: Hold on, here comes the cavalry...
Aedan: <*detection alert*>
** HWP Cannon Fire **
** HWP Cannon Fire **
Nartwak: Way to go, Aedan!
msuitepyon: Hell yeah, light that fucker up.
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: I have a shot!
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: Dammit!
Cliffjumper: Firing!
**Laser Weapon Fire**
One Thousand Dicks: Holy crap, firing under the ramp. That's a hell of a shot Cliffjumper.
Cliffjumper: Thanks. I got him, I think.
Cliffjumper: Then again, maybe not.
One Thousand Dicks: Take cover!
Rankenphile: Is he still there?
Veretas: Of course not.
Rankenphile: That's getting really fuckin' annoying.
Burning Organ: Tell me about it.
Ten: Hold on, Aedan's got something...
Cliffjumper: Two of them. I knew I had shot something.
You disabled my father's Heavy Weapon Platform.
Prepare to die.
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**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
msuitepyon: It's still up there! Keep firing!
One Thousand Dicks: Copy!
Cliffjumper: You bet.
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
msuitepyon: Goddamn it, what does it take to kill one of these things?
Rankenphile: I have a plan.
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
msuitepyon: Was your plan 'shoot it with a bigger gun'? Because I could have come up with that.
Aedan: <*neutral tone*>
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: What it lacks in creativity, it makes up in effectiveness.
Rankenphile: I love Plasma.
Ten: Boy, Bogey sure did a number on this one.
BYToady: In position... Overwatch.
Aedan: <*detection alert*>
BYToady: Fuck! Target sighted!
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
BYToady: No joy.. he's still there.
Ten: Are you sure? I don't see a thing.
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
Ten: Nevermind!
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
BYToady: Get down!
Aedan: <*warning*>
Aedan: <*warning*>
Aedan: <*tone*>
**HWP Cannon Fire**
**HWP Cannon Fire**
**HWP Cannon Fire**
**HWP Cannon Fire**
Veretas: Suppressing fire!
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
BYToady: You got it.
**Plasma Weapon Discharge**
Burning Organ: Excellent, keep his attention. I have a plan.
BYToady: What kind of plan?
Burning Organ: I'm going hit him from the flank.
BYToady: What? How?
Burning Organ: Same way as last time: I'm going to blow a hole in the wall.
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
BYToady: Shooting, B.O.
Ten: Yeah, nice one.
Burning Organ: That... was satisfying.
msuitepyon: Now that was a good plan.
Rankenphile: Hey man, shut up. I got the kill, didn't I?
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: That's three in the farmhouse; three in the wreckage, and that first one Rank killed by the Skyranger - that makes seven. You ever hear of more than seven occupants in a craft this size?
Veretas: Nah, that's pretty much the limit.
msuitepyon: Alright, we're probably done here then. Let's look around to make sure there's nothing else about, but we can probably call this one in as done.
One Thousand Dicks: Good. I could use a drink.
<-- Mission Transcript End -->
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: 4
Ivar: 3
msuitepyon: 3
Burning Organ: 3
NotACrook: 1
Veretas: 1
One Thousand Dicks: 1
Rankenphile: 1
Cliffjumper: 1
Ten: 0
Nartwak: 0
BYToady: 0
QuestionMarkMan (dec): 1
babyeatingjesus (dec): 0
Pilots:
Cold Salmon and Hatred: 3 Small
HWP:
Aedan A.I.: 0
Subsequent investigations into the engagement area revealed that one of the Mutons neutralised (by PFC Rankenphile) was not fatally injured, and instead was merely incapacitated. While capture was successful, survival of the specimen at Ribaldry Base failed owing to the lack of advanced containment facility at that location.
it peeves me
Deceased or MIA
Naporeon
QuestionMarkMan
babyeatingjesus
Dynagrip
Bendery
Khavall
Raneados
J3p
Peter Ebel
Dee Kae
lostwords
Kayne Red Rose
Agent Cooper
PotU
Meta T. Dust
Weaver
Druhim
Zombiemambo
TheLawinator
Mister Longbaugh
Snowbeat
At this time, X-Com scientists have not yet put serious effort towards the re-utilisation of 'retired' soldiers using alien and/or earth-based technologies. This situation is likely to remain until such time as the existing pool of volunteers is exhausted. If and when the list of ready first-time soldiers is depleted, then we will look into the possibility of second-chance soldiers.
that is merit enough for crazy experiments
Oh yeah, first it's ghosts, and once you get people to believe that, they'll believe anything. Like aliens killing JFK. A second heavy plasma from the grassy knoll.
UFO-30 was detected in the early hours of Wednesday the 28th of April over the sea of Japan. Less than 24 hours after UFO-29 had been successfully intercepted and neutralised, and the fifth UFO this week. Four in the last four days. Our resources were stretched to capacity.
Lt. Cold Salmon and Hatred was on a shakedown patrol over Siberia at the time; Interceptor-3 had just finished repairs from battling UFO-27 and was on a test flight. Unfortunately, a decision had been made to not perform the test flight with a full load of weapons; Interceptor-3 was on an unarmed patrol and could not provide an armed response to UFO-30.
Nonetheless, Lt. Cold Salmon and Hatred intercepted the alien craft and shadowed it from a distance while armed Interceptors were dispatched from Wubble-Woo base.
Unfortunately, Interceptor-4 was only able to get off one shot before the UFO accelerated away from both interceptors at high speed. It headed South, towards the South China Sea.
With Interceptor-3 unable to engage and Interceptor-4 operating near the limit of it's maximum engagement range, it wasn't long before both craft were forced to break off.
UFO-30 sank in rough seas off the coast of Vietnam. Despite a limited search by military and coastal forces in the area, no wreckage has yet been recovered. At this time, mounting a seabed search and recovery expedition is deemed unfeasible for both political and economic reasons.
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
Funding:
The council of funding nations is more or less satisfied with this month's progress in combating the extra-terrestrial menace. Our monthly operating budget has been increased by around $1M, with increases from almost every X-Com member nation.
Only Russia bucked the trend, instead decreasing the level of funding. This was somewhat surprising, so budget and operations reveiw was put together by Dr. Computer Generated Faggotry, breaking down actions and activities into a 'score'.
As you can see from the graph, Alien activity sharply dipped in the month of April, no doubt because of increased X-Com activity. X-Com's performance in keeping Alien activity at background levels this month has been commendable.
For a more detailed insight, the numbers can further be broken down by activities within member nation borders:
Once again, alien activity in X-Com funding nations is largely low this month compared to previous activity. Very little here explains the Russian drop in funding.
However, if you look at the other side of the equation, and instead look at X-Com performance within the borders of member nations, a slightly different trend becomes evident:
Here we can see the root of the issue. While overall, XCom performance has been excellent, within Russian borders X-Com has suffered a number of setbacks. This has caused the Russian authorities to re-evaluate and re-prioritise their defense spending on alternative measures. It will be up to X-Com operations to improve our standing with them again in future.
lemme see dat raise, sucka
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I don't even know if the old fuck'll run
11 months for a fucking lets-play
that's a goddamn record
bravo, lucas
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PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
Science:
X-Com scientists made several key break thoughs in the month of april. Dr. Monsterror and Dr. Computer Generated Faggotry helped deliver the plans for a Hyperwave Decoder to decipher alien communication technology earlier in the month, a breakthrough that could very well be as important as the Enigma Code was in during WW2. Specialised Hyperwave detection bunkers are under construction at all three X-Com bases, and should be online in early May.
Further, in the last days of the month, Dr. Zyrelax and Dr. Green concluded the next stage of Alien/Human weapons development:
The Plasma Beam is a vehicle-mounted weapon compatible with X-Com Interceptor weapons systems. It's range, accuracy, lethality and impressive capacity make it the most advanced weapon ever developed on earth. Given our experiences with Alien craft to date, an Interceptor armed with one of these should be able to engage any UFO yet encountered with weapon superiority. X-Com engineering teams under Specialist Goatmon have already begun production for deployment to front-line units during May.