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Maybe you can knit yourself a new face, seeing as your current one just got melted off.
Moriveth: You damn fool, what did you go and get shot for? He was aiming for me.
Tofystedeth: Didn't... see...
Ivar: If it hadn't hit him, it would have got me. He saved my life.
Tofystedeth: So cold...
Ivar: Hold on, buddy. Medic!
Tofystedeth: Too... late... Kill him... Kill... them all...
Ivar: ...You got it.
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
Ivar: Yeeaarrrggh!
Tofystedeth: Did... did he get him?
Moriveth: Yeah, Ivar got him.
Tofystedeth: Good.. good... ...
Moriveth: Tofy? Tofy?!
Bedlam: Damn it.
..do we have any grenades?
Fucking alien scum.
Ivar, I want you to have my rockets.
Bedlam, I know you always fancied my bunk.
Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.
Thank you for your consideration.
Viv's pinup will be applied to the side of new HWP when it arrives.
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Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
Hail Satan!
WISHLIST
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Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
Hail Satan!
WISHLIST
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Side effect of using a plasma gun
Vivixenne: Yes Sir!
Burning Organ: Yes Sir!
Synthetic Orange: Wallhitter, get over here and help me put pressure on this.
Fallout: Synth, how are you holding up?
Synthetic Orange: I've just given myself enough morphine to stun a horse. In 2 minutes, I'll feel wonderful.
Fallout: Alright, how about you stay back here with the 'Ranger?
Synthetic Orange: I was just going to suggest that, sir.
Fallout: Bedlam, sweep wide to the North with second squad, establish a perimeter and make sure no Alpha's have crossed it.
Bedlam: You got it, chief.
Fallout: Burning Organ! You're our new medic. Join Viv and first squad and get ready to breach.
Burning Organ: Yes Sir!
Vivixenne: Overwatch. Follow me in.
Fallout: I'll take the middle and provide fire support as needed. Move!
Alien bastards.
Ivar: I've got you covered.
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: Right behind you.
Volyu: Second Squad: we've got the area secure.
Fallout: On your mark, Viv.
Vivixenne: Alright. Three... Two..
**UFO External Door**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
**Laser Weapon Fire**
Vivixenne: Clear!
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: Clear.
Vivixenne: UFO is secure.
Fallout: Alright people, you know the drill. Bag 'em and tag 'em. Let's grab what we can and leave the rest to the clean up team.
<-- Mission Transcript End -->
Good work fleshlings.
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Hail Satan!
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Fucking Aliens won't know what hit 'em
Vivixenne: 16
Moriveth: 16
Bedlam: 11
Fallout: 7
Karl: 7
Synthetic Orange: 7
Wallhitter: 7
Volyu: 5
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: 4
Ivar: 4
msuitepyon: 4
Burning Organ: 3
Naporeon (dec): 16
Tofystedeth (dec): 6
Raneados (dec): 4
Dee Kae (dec): 4
J3p (dec): 3
Dynagrip (dec): 2
Futore (dec): 2
Bendery (dec): 1
lostwords (dec): 1
Kayne Red Rose (dec): 1
Zombiemambo (dec): 1
PotU (dec): 1
Snowbeat (dec): 1
Peter Ebel (dec): 0
Meta T. Dust (dec): 0
Druhim (dec): 0
Weaver (dec): 0
TheLawinator (dec): 0
Agent Cooper (dec): 0
Mister Longbaugh (dec): 0
arod_77 (ban): 4
Pilots:
Bogey: 2 Very Small, 4 Small (6 dead)
MechMantis: 1 Small
Khavall (dec): 1 Very Small, 2 Small (3 dead)
HWP:
Theidar A.I.: 2
Not enough of one, of course, but still, a commendable effort.
Better get some nails, that thing weighs a ton
heh heh heh heh
As a new recruit I feel as if I would benefit from working with some of our more experienced soldiers. As such I am formally requesting a transfer to imideate active duty at Wubble Woo Base. With the extremely sad and regreatable passing of Tofystedeth the team has a vacant spot.
I feel that my skills make me a suitable replacement until as such a time when we can resurect our fallen comarades.
Regards, Zombies Tossed My Salad!
I am going to consciously interpret this as a boob joke
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Hail Satan!
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show me your tits and i can make it official
Today, I send you up against a handful of Floaters on what should have been a daylight milkrun, yet you come back with one soldier on a morphine drip and two more in bodybags. Can you explain to me the disparity?"
"There are no guarantees in war, Director. It doesn't matter how good you do the job, there's always a chance the other guy will get lucky. That said, the enemies we're facing are getting tougher. We're returning with less Pistols and more Heavy Plasmas than we were in January. I don't need to tell you that a Heavy Plasma is a very efficient killing device, even in the handds of a Floater. If this trend continues, we're going to have tougher times to come."
"A disturbing thought. Very well, I'll make my report to the committee. Looks like you'll operating with Theidar for a time while we sort out some new recruits from Ratio."
"I have no problem with that, sir."
"Good. I'm also sending Cpt. Karl over to Ratio. They could use the leadership, and after being out of action for over a month, he probably could use a few missions to work out the kinks. I was going to send over Tofystedeth to act as his Non-com, but unfortunately his death prevents that. Any suggestions for who should replace him?"
"Probably Wallhitter. He's a good soldier, knows his stuff. Could do well looking after a bunch of Rooks."
"Alright, Wallhitter and Karl it is. You know, Colonel, with the way our forces are expanding, I'm going to need an overall force commander shortly. I'd like you to thinking about who else might be worthy of a promotion shortly should some vacancies open up."
"I'll get you a list, Director."
"Thank you. Dismissed."
Karl -
Summary: Karl has responded well to physio and rehabilitation and has almost made a full recovery.
Estimated return to active duty: May 3rd
NotACrook -
Summary: NotACrook is on a daily course of low-yield painkillers; muscle strength and flexibility is near to pre-injury levels.
Estimated return to active duty: May 5th
Synthetic Orange -
Summary: Condition is Stable; Patient Synthetic Orange has suffered serious injury, blood loss and second degree burns to the torso from close-range plasma blast. Patient received blood and plasma on arrival; scheduled for multiple graft surgeries in coming days. Expected to make full recovery.
Estimated return to active duty: Early June
Hey, those monkeys clearly had inoperable tumors before we used them in our weapons safety trials
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