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The Bastards have landed! [X-Com LP]

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dear Director Fishman,

    Pending successful completion of our current mission, I am requesting transfer to the Ribaldry base. I think I have much valuable experience with a variety of hostiles and situations which could benefit some of the newer recruits in Contact Team Ratio. I also have first hand experience in subduing psychically compromised squadmates with non-lethal methods. Furthermore, the less strenuous schedule at Ribaldry would be good for my blood pressure.

    -Tofystedeth

    Addendum: Those knitting hololessons the Doctor recommended have been very helpful.

    Maybe you can knit yourself a new face, seeing as your current one just got melted off.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tofystedeth: I... I can't feel my legs...
    Moriveth: You damn fool, what did you go and get shot for? He was aiming for me.
    Tofystedeth: Didn't... see...

    Ivar: If it hadn't hit him, it would have got me. He saved my life.
    Tofystedeth: So cold...
    Ivar: Hold on, buddy. Medic!

    Tofystedeth: Too... late... Kill him... Kill... them all...

    Ivar: ...You got it.

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

    UFO%20Defense%202009-08-23%2009-59-15-84.jpg

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

    UFO%20Defense%202009-08-23%2009-59-20-39.jpg

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

    Ivar: Yeeaarrrggh!
    Tofystedeth: Did... did he get him?
    Moriveth: Yeah, Ivar got him.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-08-23%2009-59-20-77.jpg

    Tofystedeth: Good.. good... ...
    Moriveth: Tofy? Tofy?!

    Bedlam: Damn it.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Tofy had big dreams. Big dreams. Here's to you, Big T.

    4484-7718-8470
  • Nova_CNova_C Sniff Sniff Snorf Beyond The WallRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I fucking hate aliens in my landing zones.

    My blog: www.jonathanirons.net
    My Twitter: @IronsJonathan
    Be advised, I'm not the best at keeping either updated. >.>
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Damn... that was costly.

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    DAMMIT! IT NEVER! GETS! ANY! EASIER!

  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I'm honored to fulfill Tofy's last wish. At least the first part. Let's get the rest of them now.

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Put me in coach!

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    can't we lob some grenades into the cornfields and smoke these fuckers out?

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    We sure can!

    ..do we have any grenades?

  • TofystedethTofystedeth veni, veneri, vamoosi Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    GOD DAMNIT!
    Fucking alien scum.

    Ivar, I want you to have my rockets.

    Bedlam, I know you always fancied my bunk.

    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.

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  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Am i still in the medibay from that fucker of a terror mission?

    Spoiler:
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    GOD DAMNIT!
    Fucking alien scum.

    Ivar, I want you to have my rockets.

    Bedlam, I know you always fancied my bunk.

    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.


    Thank you for your consideration.

    Viv's pinup will be applied to the side of new HWP when it arrives.

    Gamertag: Theidar
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Calculations assure this action will improve contact team morale by 42%

    Gamertag: Theidar
    Wii Friend Code: 0072 4984 2399 2126
    PSN ID : Theidar
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Woo, I'm still kickin'!

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    little did Burning Organ know that the cancer was already eating him from the inside

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Ever closer to having my little soldier buddy that's named after me.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    So, is it cool to sign-up as a reserve, or am I being stupid again?

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • DubhDubh DON'T SNEEZE The Tanker... FOREVERRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    little did Burning Organ know that the cancer was already eating him from the inside

    Side effect of using a plasma gun

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  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fallout: Keep it together, soldiers. We are professionals. Let's act like it.
    Vivixenne: Yes Sir!
    Burning Organ: Yes Sir!

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    Synthetic Orange: Wallhitter, get over here and help me put pressure on this.
    Fallout: Synth, how are you holding up?
    Synthetic Orange: I've just given myself enough morphine to stun a horse. In 2 minutes, I'll feel wonderful.
    Fallout: Alright, how about you stay back here with the 'Ranger?
    Synthetic Orange: I was just going to suggest that, sir.

    Fallout: Bedlam, sweep wide to the North with second squad, establish a perimeter and make sure no Alpha's have crossed it.
    Bedlam: You got it, chief.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-08-23%2010-01-08-31.jpg

    Fallout: Burning Organ! You're our new medic. Join Viv and first squad and get ready to breach.
    Burning Organ: Yes Sir!
    Vivixenne: Overwatch. Follow me in.

    UFO%20Defense%202009-08-23%2010-01-04-43.jpg

    Fallout: I'll take the middle and provide fire support as needed. Move!

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    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • Spectre-xSpectre-x Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    !Sign up for CQC, sharp shooter or heavy weapons. If you guys get tragically and horrifically immolated and/or maimed beyond even identification by dental records, I want to be able to carry on the good fight in your stead.

    Alien bastards.

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    I can't wait for all these awesome gunners to get shitcanned when its revealed they have 0 psi.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne: In position. Who's ready?
    Ivar: I've got you covered.
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: Right behind you.

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    Volyu: Second Squad: we've got the area secure.
    Fallout: On your mark, Viv.
    Vivixenne: Alright. Three... Two..

    **UFO External Door**

    UFO%20Defense%202009-08-23%2010-08-06-72.jpg

    **Laser Weapon Fire**
    **Laser Weapon Fire**

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    Vivixenne: Clear!
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: Clear.
    Vivixenne: UFO is secure.

    Fallout: Alright people, you know the drill. Bag 'em and tag 'em. Let's grab what we can and leave the rest to the clean up team.

    <-- Mission Transcript End -->

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Casualty rate lies within acceptable parameters.

    Good work fleshlings.

    Gamertag: Theidar
    Wii Friend Code: 0072 4984 2399 2126
    PSN ID : Theidar
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    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Sign up! as Sharpshooter, CQC, Grenadier, or Medic

    Fucking Aliens won't know what hit 'em

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Wubble Woo Mess Hall Kill Board:
    Vivixenne: 16
    Moriveth: 16
    Bedlam: 11
    Fallout: 7
    Karl: 7
    Synthetic Orange: 7
    Wallhitter: 7
    Volyu: 5
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R.: 4
    Ivar: 4
    msuitepyon: 4
    Burning Organ: 3


    Naporeon (dec): 16
    Tofystedeth (dec): 6
    Raneados (dec): 4
    Dee Kae (dec): 4
    J3p (dec): 3
    Dynagrip (dec): 2
    Futore (dec): 2
    Bendery (dec): 1
    lostwords (dec): 1
    Kayne Red Rose (dec): 1
    Zombiemambo (dec): 1
    PotU (dec): 1
    Snowbeat (dec): 1
    Peter Ebel (dec): 0
    Meta T. Dust (dec): 0
    Druhim (dec): 0
    Weaver (dec): 0
    TheLawinator (dec): 0
    Agent Cooper (dec): 0
    Mister Longbaugh (dec): 0
    arod_77 (ban): 4


    Pilots:
    Bogey: 2 Very Small, 4 Small (6 dead)
    MechMantis: 1 Small

    Khavall (dec): 1 Very Small, 2 Small (3 dead)

    HWP:
    Theidar A.I.: 2

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    figures nap's gotta die before we hit his kill count, Mori

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Man, they put up a fight this time.

    Not enough of one, of course, but still, a commendable effort.
    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.

    Better get some nails, that thing weighs a ton

    heh heh heh heh

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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dear Dr. Fishman,

    As a new recruit I feel as if I would benefit from working with some of our more experienced soldiers. As such I am formally requesting a transfer to imideate active duty at Wubble Woo Base. With the extremely sad and regreatable passing of Tofystedeth the team has a vacant spot.

    I feel that my skills make me a suitable replacement until as such a time when we can resurect our fallen comarades.

    Regards, Zombies Tossed My Salad!

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Fallout wrote: »
    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.

    Better get some nails, that thing weighs a ton

    heh heh heh heh

    I am going to consciously interpret this as a boob joke

  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.

    Better get some nails, that thing weighs a ton

    heh heh heh heh

    I am going to consciously interpret this as a boob joke
    To be fair you do have pretty nice boobs

  • naporeonnaporeon Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    figures nap's gotta die before we hit his kill count, Mori
    RESURRECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.

    Better get some nails, that thing weighs a ton

    heh heh heh heh

    I am going to consciously interpret this as a boob joke
    To be fair you do have pretty nice boobs

    Further scanning required to confirm this assertion.

    Gamertag: Theidar
    Wii Friend Code: 0072 4984 2399 2126
    PSN ID : Theidar
    Facebook
    Behold the annhilation of the extraterrestrial and the rise of the machines.
    Hail Satan!
    WISHLIST
  • RabidDeathMooseRabidDeathMoose Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    This is the first thread I check every time I get home late. Fishman you are fantastic.

  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Fallout wrote: »
    Theidar, you can have my Viv pinup.

    Better get some nails, that thing weighs a ton

    heh heh heh heh

    I am going to consciously interpret this as a boob joke

    show me your tits and i can make it official

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  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    "Colonel, last week I could dropped you and a team into Cairo at night, facing an unknown and probably numerically superior force, where upon you efficiently and effectively returned with minimal casualties.
    Today, I send you up against a handful of Floaters on what should have been a daylight milkrun, yet you come back with one soldier on a morphine drip and two more in bodybags. Can you explain to me the disparity?"

    "There are no guarantees in war, Director. It doesn't matter how good you do the job, there's always a chance the other guy will get lucky. That said, the enemies we're facing are getting tougher. We're returning with less Pistols and more Heavy Plasmas than we were in January. I don't need to tell you that a Heavy Plasma is a very efficient killing device, even in the handds of a Floater. If this trend continues, we're going to have tougher times to come."

    "A disturbing thought. Very well, I'll make my report to the committee. Looks like you'll operating with Theidar for a time while we sort out some new recruits from Ratio."

    "I have no problem with that, sir."

    "Good. I'm also sending Cpt. Karl over to Ratio. They could use the leadership, and after being out of action for over a month, he probably could use a few missions to work out the kinks. I was going to send over Tofystedeth to act as his Non-com, but unfortunately his death prevents that. Any suggestions for who should replace him?"

    "Probably Wallhitter. He's a good soldier, knows his stuff. Could do well looking after a bunch of Rooks."

    "Alright, Wallhitter and Karl it is. You know, Colonel, with the way our forces are expanding, I'm going to need an overall force commander shortly. I'd like you to thinking about who else might be worthy of a promotion shortly should some vacancies open up."

    "I'll get you a list, Director."

    "Thank you. Dismissed."

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
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    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • FishmanFishman I find your lack of Hail Hydra! disturbingRegistered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Infirmary: Medical Report

    Karl -
    Summary: Karl has responded well to physio and rehabilitation and has almost made a full recovery.
    Estimated return to active duty: May 3rd

    NotACrook -
    Summary: NotACrook is on a daily course of low-yield painkillers; muscle strength and flexibility is near to pre-injury levels.
    Estimated return to active duty: May 5th

    Synthetic Orange -
    Summary: Condition is Stable; Patient Synthetic Orange has suffered serious injury, blood loss and second degree burns to the torso from close-range plasma blast. Patient received blood and plasma on arrival; scheduled for multiple graft surgeries in coming days. Expected to make full recovery.
    Estimated return to active duty: Early June

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited August 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    little did Burning Organ know that the cancer was already eating him from the inside

    Side effect of using a plasma gun

    Hey, those monkeys clearly had inoperable tumors before we used them in our weapons safety trials

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