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Spam

FramlingFramling Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Singularity Engine++
I've had my current email address for 11 or 12 years now, so I get a lot of spam. A few weeks ago, though, I went from getting 100-300 a day to getting almost none, for maybe four or five days. Then it spiked back up again.

Thing is, now almost all of it is from 'noreply@whatever' adresses. Right now, I've got 20 messages on the server, 18 of them spam, all of those from noreplies.

Anyone else seeing this kind of shit?

Framling on
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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    ah the robots

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited September 2008
    they start their attacks with psychological warfare! how dare they! WE MUST RESIST!

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    kind of accepting it lie a wave crashing over me

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited September 2008
    best spam:

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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i was getting some pretty bizarre spam about paris hilton for a while there. shit with titles like "paris hilton kidnapped by gypsies" or abducted by aliens, or pregnant with pope benedict's baby

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  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    a lot of paris hilton ___________

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I have gmail and get maybe one piece of spam a month. Probably less. And it's almost always dropped into the "Spam" folder without ever hitting the inbox.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited September 2008
    They probably stopped sending spam to Defender after he kept replying to each spam email individually with an essay on why he wasn't interested in what it was advertising

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's stupid.

    You're stupid.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I only get people who want to loan me a house with poor english skills.

    I did get some junk snail mail the other day that was addressed to Mr and Mrs when I dont even have a girlfriend. I also get shit from the school system about enrolling my non exsistant kid every year.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The best Spam

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I thought it was pretty funny :(

  • yourclothesyourclothes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    funnier than fuckin' centipede at least

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Spam is delicious stuff.

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited September 2008
    It means the world to hear that from you

    <3

  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I don't like spam

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    That's because you're a bad person.

  • fallaxdracofallaxdraco Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i get a lot of spam on my gmail... but ALL of it goes into the spam folder. the gmail spam filter appears to work about 100 times better than the yahoo one.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've never had spam

    It looks like scrapple which I've also never had

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    my gmail spam box has a constant 1200+ spam messages in it
    which is a running 30-day total

    luckily none of it ever hits my main box

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • WhiteZinfandelWhiteZinfandel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Spoiler:
  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    My .mac account gets the weirdest spam

    It's very sparse but when I get something, it's always the most intense wordy weird shit

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    my gmail spam box has a constant 1200+ spam messages in it
    which is a running 30-day total

    luckily none of it ever hits my main box

    same here, I shudder to think if that filter ever breaks.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I just looked in my Gmail spam folder and found the best thing

    "Power up your arousal and sax drive - Take her from behind and make her feel you from far away with your enlarged organ"

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I got a lot of japanese and chinese spam in my junk folder.

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    YOU BUY FRIED RICE OVER INTERNET NAO YOU BUY NAO FIVE DOLLAR

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  • DislexicDislexic Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    YOU BUY FLIED LICE OVER INTERNET NAO YOU BUY NAO FIVE DOLLAR

    Fixed

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dislexic wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    YOU BUY FLIED LICE OVER INTERNET NAO YOU BUY NAO FIVE DOLLAR

    Fixed

    Hehe

    thank you

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    If there is a way that text can pull its eyes to the side to make them narrower, that's it.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I've been getting a lot more spam through Gmail lately. Of course, it all goes straight to the spam folder, so it's not a big deal

    It's lots of "classic" spam - they type of stuff I haven't seen in a really long time, like scam pharmacies, diploma mills, and fake foreign lotteries.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Thank Veretas' mom for that.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    How the fuck are you getting 200 spam messages a day? I've received 5 unsolicited emails in the last year and a half of using this gmail account.

    Every other email has been from someone I know.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She'll make up the money she lost in the lottery scam with the high salary that a "life experience" degree will get her.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah I really wonder what you have to do to get loads of spam in your gmail, because I seriously get almost none. Like how many times a week do you attempt to buy brides from Russia?

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Actually, looking at my spam folder on the web I can see that all 5 of the spam I have received has been from one site i chose to mark as spam manually that i bought some software from ages ago.

    So in effect I have received zero spam emails ever. How are you getting 1200? Do you have some really generic email address or a common name? I dont understand.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • FyreWulffFyreWulff Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I get shittons of spam in my spam inbox for gmail. I think a lot of is autogenerated though. I also like it when they make it look like it's from yourself.

  • HacksawHacksaw Z. Massani Manshooter ExtraordinaireRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    They probably stopped sending spam to Defender after he kept replying to each spam email individually with an essay on why he wasn't interested in what it was advertising
    Naw dude, that's Pony. Pony's the one who writes fucking essays about how people should leave him alone or he'll bust out his sociopath ninja bagger-boy cosplay zombie kung fu on them.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    They probably stopped sending spam to Defender after he kept replying to each spam email individually with an essay on why he wasn't interested in what it was advertising
    Naw dude, that's Pony. Pony's the one who writes fucking essays about how people should leave him alone or he'll bust out his sociopath ninja bagger-boy cosplay zombie kung fu on them.

    I'm so glad that faggot is gone

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah I haven't seen Pony lately. Was he banned or did he just leave?

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • HacksawHacksaw Z. Massani Manshooter ExtraordinaireRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    They probably stopped sending spam to Defender after he kept replying to each spam email individually with an essay on why he wasn't interested in what it was advertising
    Naw dude, that's Pony. Pony's the one who writes fucking essays about how people should leave him alone or he'll bust out his sociopath ninja bagger-boy cosplay zombie kung fu on them.

    I'm so glad that faggot is gone
    Ssssh! Don't you know, he's a ninja. He could be lurking right now, watching us, studying our every move, just waiting for the right time to strike. Sleep with one eye open and keep both hands over your asshole, man. Trust me.

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