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tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
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  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ima need me a pan-o-ra-maa.

    I think you mean peen-o-rama.

    This joke is totally mine. I came up with it. No-one dares say I didn't.

  • byronbyron Registered User
    Pics will be a minute. It is taking a long time to upload them because they are so large.

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  • EhmaviscaEhmavisca Registered User
    byron wrote:
    Pics will be a minute. It is taking a long time to upload them because they are so large.

    will they break h-scroll? i hope not.

  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    tynic wrote:
    ima need me a pan-o-ra-maa.

    I think you mean peen-o-rama.

    This joke is totally mine. I came up with it. No-one dares say I didn't.

    I totally came up with that joke and sent it to you through the power of my mind.

  • RavenshadowRavenshadow Registered User
    byron wrote:
    Penis size contest go! Pics momentarily.

    does anyone have a 3-foot by 4-foot scanner?

    That's why I like the AC. Just the right combination of stupid butt-fuckery and verbal masturbation to suit my needs.
  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    grifter81 wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    ima need me a pan-o-ra-maa.

    I think you mean peen-o-rama.

    This joke is totally mine. I came up with it. No-one dares say I didn't.

    I totally came up with that joke and sent it to you through the power of my mind.
    Vicious lies!

  • RavenshadowRavenshadow Registered User
    grifter81 wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    ima need me a pan-o-ra-maa.

    I think you mean peen-o-rama.

    This joke is totally mine. I came up with it. No-one dares say I didn't.

    I totally came up with that joke and sent it to you through the power of my mind.

    that couldn't have taken long

    That's why I like the AC. Just the right combination of stupid butt-fuckery and verbal masturbation to suit my needs.
  • byronbyron Registered User
    It crashed my internet but it looks kinda like this to give you a rough idea.

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  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    tynic wrote:
    grifter81 wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    ima need me a pan-o-ra-maa.

    I think you mean peen-o-rama.

    This joke is totally mine. I came up with it. No-one dares say I didn't.

    I totally came up with that joke and sent it to you through the power of my mind.
    Vicious lies!

    Know all those sexy dreams that you have of me? ;) Guess where they come from...

  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    byron wrote:
    It crashed my internet but it looks kinda like this to give you a rough idea.
    The flag is to scale.

  • NightDragonNightDragon Registered User regular
    byron wrote:
    It crashed my internet but it looks kinda like this to give you a rough idea.

    Is the flag as a size comparison? Or is that just to reaffirm that yes, you are a true-blooded American who, by definition, sports a massive wang?

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  • RavenshadowRavenshadow Registered User
    why is that picture named Coast With Mom?

    oedipus much?

    That's why I like the AC. Just the right combination of stupid butt-fuckery and verbal masturbation to suit my needs.
  • byronbyron Registered User
    byron wrote:
    It crashed my internet but it looks kinda like this to give you a rough idea.

    Is the flag as a size comparison? Or is that just to reaffirm that yes, you are a true-blooded American who, by definition, sports a massive wang?
    I didn't intend to convey size, but a scaly texture and anemic coloring.

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  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    byron wrote:
    I didn't intend to convey size, but a scaly texture and anemic coloring.

    Well, that's fine, but why do you feel the need to describe your gay dad's cock?

    Oh! Oh... I'm sorry.

    And before you say it: I only know it was your gay dad's cock because of all the warnings going out to the general public that you and your family are medical horrors and must, at all costs, be avoided.

  • tynictynic Registered User, ClubPA regular
    ... that's quite possibly the worst burn ever.

  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    tynic wrote:
    ... that's quite possibly the worst burn ever.

    It's funny, because that's what byron said when his dad forced him to suck on his gay, injured, misshapen cock.

  • The CelestialThe Celestial Registered User
    multimoog wrote:
    tynic wrote:
    ... that's quite possibly the worst burn ever.

    It's funny, because that's what byron said when his dad forced him to suck on his gay, injured, misshapen cock.
    You're a gay, injured, misshapen cock.

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  • GreatnationGreatnation Registered User
  • Sir PeechizworthSir Peechizworth Registered User
    i lolleth at thee good sir

    If it don't Blam, we don't want it.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    I sleep for eight goddamn hours and this is what I come back to?

    Celestial, you're a complete fucker and nobody likes you.

    Everyone else, make better flames.

    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
  • Sir PeechizworthSir Peechizworth Registered User
    Everyone else, make better flames.

    i too noticed a blatant lack of sufficient fuck words in the flame thread...

    If it don't Blam, we don't want it.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    Everyone else, make better flames.

    i too noticed a blatant lack of sufficient fuck words in the flame thread...

    Quit trying to kiss my ass. You're one of the people I'm talking about.

    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
  • CatnipCatCatnipCat Registered User
    Flame week needs to become a national holiday. I wish I could express my hatred at the fucktards I encounter everyday at least for a week.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DeansDeans Registered User regular
    Dudes, I got Animal Crossing for the DS, but I have no way to connect to Nintendo WFC. I'm sad.

  • earthwormadamearthwormadam Registered User regular
    Deans wrote:
    Dudes, I got Animal Crossing for the DS, but I have no way to connect to Nintendo WFC. I'm sad.

    What the hell is your problem. Woo, look at me, I got a new DS game! Only I can't play it online like it was intended because I'm a goddam apple dick.


    Fucking retard.

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  • Hellbound 17 1/2Hellbound 17 1/2 Registered User
    apple dick

    :? Is that what your mom eats for breakfast?

  • RavenshadowRavenshadow Registered User
    jesus christ.

    we were off to a good start last night.
    Who the fuck invited the retard brigade?

    Metal... you really need to fix this. And where's SpecX? he's good at making noobs cry.

    EDIT: time to flame some of the attempted flames

    That's why I like the AC. Just the right combination of stupid butt-fuckery and verbal masturbation to suit my needs.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    jesus christ.

    we were off to a good start last night.
    Who the fuck invited the retard brigade?

    Metal... you really need to fix this. And where's SpecX? he's good at making noobs cry.

    EDIT: time to flame some of the attempted flames

    Like Bacon said last night: This is just a test to see who's not clever. Being the recipient of a flame isn't what we're looking for, it's about how well you can flame someone else. Think of it this way: "Your mom" is worth 1 point. Personal attacks are worth two points. An entire page of why the subject of the flame is stupid is still worth only two points, no matter how long the words are that you use. Anything worth five points or more are those things that are said that make other readers laugh out loud, but also scare them away from typing "lol" lest they be the subject of your next flame.

    And as a corollary, the best way to fight a battle of wits is unarmed. If someone flames you, just move on. You'll score more if you choose your targets instead of keeping a rivalry with the first person to ever flame you.

    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    Is that Halo Heads comic thing real? Grifter?

    Spoiler:
  • RavenshadowRavenshadow Registered User
    yeah, I can't tell what's real anymore.

    Its like the matrix only replace all the guns with suck.

    That's why I like the AC. Just the right combination of stupid butt-fuckery and verbal masturbation to suit my needs.
  • Anthrax! Please.Anthrax! Please. Registered User regular
    yeah, I can't tell what's real anymore.

    Its like the matrix only replace all the guns with suck.

    If you look at his website, he has comics back through early september or something? Is that easy to fake on blogspot? There's hints of effort in the art, like the shading on master chief, but the humour is so bad and the timing is so good that I just can't...

    I don't know anymore either, Raven.

    Spoiler:
  • ViolenceManViolenceMan Registered User
    Deans wrote:
    Dudes, I got Animal Crossing for the DS, but I have no way to connect to Nintendo WFC. I'm sad.

    What the hell is your problem. Woo, look at me, I got a new DS game! Only I can't play it online like it was intended because I'm a goddam apple dick.


    Fucking retard.


    No

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  • DeansDeans Registered User regular
    Deans wrote:
    Dudes, I got Animal Crossing for the DS, but I have no way to connect to Nintendo WFC. I'm sad.

    What the hell is your problem. Woo, look at me, I got a new DS game! Only I can't play it online like it was intended because I'm a goddam apple dick.


    Fucking retard.
    Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess.
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  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    Everyone else, make better flames.

    That's not entirely fair. Nobody can make better flames than me.

  • Sir PeechizworthSir Peechizworth Registered User
    Everyone else, make better flames.

    i too noticed a blatant lack of sufficient fuck words in the flame thread...

    Quit trying to kiss my ass. You're one of the people I'm talking about.

    whatever, i'm no good at flames. I leave that to better (or just more pissed off) people.

    If it don't Blam, we don't want it.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
    multimoog wrote:
    Everyone else, make better flames.

    That's not entirely fair. Nobody can make better flames than me.

    You must be saving the good ones for when it really counts then, huh?

    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
  • GreatnationGreatnation Registered User
    "You must be saving the good ones for when it really counts then, huh?"

    Thats what i said to you mom after I got done assdrilling you.

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Registered User regular
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    ... but you're fucking Metalbourne. You rock a blue hawk like it's not even a thing. Nothing is too much for you.
  • multimoogmultimoog Registered User regular
    multimoog wrote:
    Everyone else, make better flames.

    That's not entirely fair. Nobody can make better flames than me.

    You must be saving the good ones for when it really counts then, huh?

    No, you are.

    Wait...

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