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MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
MATT DAMON

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm fucking matt damon. true story.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Whoever that man is, he doesn't look human

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    MATT DAMON

    I agree.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    mikey baby, are you up for pete's this friday? I'm not sure how certain he was about it but I'm showing up anyway.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Variable wrote: »
    mikey baby, are you up for pete's this friday? I'm not sure how certain he was about it but I'm showing up anyway.

    that sounds good. but it all depends on when I get back from maryland.

    I'm hoping to leave maryland by 3:30 and so would get back by 7:30 or 8, depending on whether i get fucked in the ass by traffic or not.

    I shall let y'all know.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I like Matt Damon as an actor. Now I like Matt Damon as a person. A Disney movie? Classic.

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  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah he's pretty awesome

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    brrrrr 'tis a cold day

    I'm-a crank up the heat, time to take advantage of "utilities are always a flat fee no matter what they actually cost"

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to hang out and have a beer with him.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    brrrrr 'tis a cold day

    I'm-a crank up the heat, time to take advantage of "utilities are always a flat fee no matter what they actually cost"

    The water at my old apartment in Rome was included in the rent. It was awesome. I always felt bad for taking really long showers, though.

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I'm mildly disappointed in the lack of attention my post on Dr. King is getting, although my overall enthusiasm remains unchanged.

    We are winning.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

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  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to hang out and have a beer with him.

    I just want to hear him talk politics more often so he says more things like the Disney movie comparison. I'm still laughing my ass off about that.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    brrrrr 'tis a cold day

    I'm-a crank up the heat, time to take advantage of "utilities are always a flat fee no matter what they actually cost"

    The water at my old apartment in Rome was included in the rent. It was awesome. I always felt bad for taking really long showers, though.

    My water used to be like that. Then they reworked the rent scheme to have us pay more of it.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.
    I thought the whole point of them being dislodged was that they operated better at a slightly lower (pun not intended) temperature.

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

    Hormonally? No, shouldn't have an effect.
    Fertility-wise? Yes. Heat kills sperm and inhibits their production, so keeping them pressed up against your body is going to reduce your sperm count.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

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  • KilroyKilroy Lil' Sami :3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Matt Damon is awesome.

    In other news, I found an apartment for next semester!

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

    Hormonally? No, shouldn't have an effect.
    Fertility-wise? Yes. Heat kills sperm and inhibits their production, so keeping them pressed up against your body is going to reduce your sperm count.
    Disappointing.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sorry, there are no decent people.

  • jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to hang out and have a beer with him.

    I love him in Good Will Hunting.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

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  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

    Hormonally? No, shouldn't have an effect.
    Fertility-wise? Yes. Heat kills sperm and inhibits their production, so keeping them pressed up against your body is going to reduce your sperm count.
    Disappointing.

    Why do you want your testicles to perform at top efficiency?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I thought it was pretty fuckin funny, to be honest.

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  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm crying... Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    When our ideas stood for something and we weren't getting terrible healthcare and our economy wasn't imploding and people didn't wipe their ass with the constitution because they were afraid of darkies?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    When our ideas stood for something and we weren't getting terrible healthcare and our economy wasn't imploding and people didn't wipe their ass with the constitution because they were afraid of darkies?

    When was this mythical time, though?

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I do have to agree with his final verdict though. Jupiter is the best.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I thought it was pretty fuckin funny, to be honest.

    If by "funny" you mean "soul-crushingly depressing that someone actually put that much thought into that", then yes. Yes it was.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

    Hormonally? No, shouldn't have an effect.
    Fertility-wise? Yes. Heat kills sperm and inhibits their production, so keeping them pressed up against your body is going to reduce your sperm count.
    Disappointing.

    Why do you want your testicles to perform at top efficiency?
    Oh no, I'd enjoy the idea of their subjugation leading to reduced hormonal efficiency. Not that it matters at this point in the game. Presence or lack of androgens in my system at this point has bunk-all to do with anything related to sex or sex characteristics, so ... moot.

    On the topic, the trans- center for Seattle hasn't responded to either of two e-mails (one sent every week, starting two weeks ago), which is sort of annoying. They're my long-term goal. They need to help out here. D:

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    What we have is what we've always had: potential.

    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world. As a group they tend to hold certain opinions and positions you may not agree with, but the only way to change that is to appeal to the better parts of their humanity: compassion, reason, and resolve. Nobody is beyond hope until they are dismissed as such by those who could help them see a better path.

    Pessimists accomplish nothing, but optimists can change the world.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ah, so Elki finally got to "Tart As A Double Entandre" with the last chat thread.

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  • DmanDman Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    LOL!
    I found it hilarious. "Scientifically" determining the fuckability of cartoon characters. Whoever wrote that is screwed up and so is Polkster for reposting it.

    Actually, i'm probably screwed up too cause I found it hilarious :P

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world.
    The word "Americans" has so very little worth as a descriptor of demographics. We are too giant. The word, really, is just short of being patently useless except for the most obvious generalizations -- ones like you have already gotten out of the way.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

    I am a fish * 25.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

    This gives me an idea: A program or script that goes through a text document and expands contractions.

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