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MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
edited September 2008 in Debate and/or Discourse
MATT DAMON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk

MATT DAMON
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  • jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to hang out and have a beer with him.

    I love him in Good Will Hunting.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

    Hormonally? No, shouldn't have an effect.
    Fertility-wise? Yes. Heat kills sperm and inhibits their production, so keeping them pressed up against your body is going to reduce your sperm count.
    Disappointing.

    Why do you want your testicles to perform at top efficiency?

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I thought it was pretty fuckin funny, to be honest.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    When our ideas stood for something and we weren't getting terrible healthcare and our economy wasn't imploding and people didn't wipe their ass with the constitution because they were afraid of darkies?

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    When our ideas stood for something and we weren't getting terrible healthcare and our economy wasn't imploding and people didn't wipe their ass with the constitution because they were afraid of darkies?

    When was this mythical time, though?

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I do have to agree with his final verdict though. Jupiter is the best.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I thought it was pretty fuckin funny, to be honest.

    If by "funny" you mean "soul-crushingly depressing that someone actually put that much thought into that", then yes. Yes it was.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Oboro wrote: »
    Is it a stretch to say that my testicles function at reduced efficacy while lodged in my abdominal cavity? If not, what are the possible ramifications of this?

    You guys know anatomy. Someone field this one for me.

    Hormonally? No, shouldn't have an effect.
    Fertility-wise? Yes. Heat kills sperm and inhibits their production, so keeping them pressed up against your body is going to reduce your sperm count.
    Disappointing.

    Why do you want your testicles to perform at top efficiency?
    Oh no, I'd enjoy the idea of their subjugation leading to reduced hormonal efficiency. Not that it matters at this point in the game. Presence or lack of androgens in my system at this point has bunk-all to do with anything related to sex or sex characteristics, so ... moot.

    On the topic, the trans- center for Seattle hasn't responded to either of two e-mails (one sent every week, starting two weeks ago), which is sort of annoying. They're my long-term goal. They need to help out here. D:

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    What we have is what we've always had: potential.

    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world. As a group they tend to hold certain opinions and positions you may not agree with, but the only way to change that is to appeal to the better parts of their humanity: compassion, reason, and resolve. Nobody is beyond hope until they are dismissed as such by those who could help them see a better path.

    Pessimists accomplish nothing, but optimists can change the world.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
  • AngelHedgieAngelHedgie Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Ah, so Elki finally got to "Tart As A Double Entandre" with the last chat thread.

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  • DmanDman Registered User
    edited September 2008
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    LOL!
    I found it hilarious. "Scientifically" determining the fuckability of cartoon characters. Whoever wrote that is screwed up and so is Polkster for reposting it.

    Actually, i'm probably screwed up too cause I found it hilarious :P

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Hahaha fuck yes.

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world.
    The word "Americans" has so very little worth as a descriptor of demographics. We are too giant. The word, really, is just short of being patently useless except for the most obvious generalizations -- ones like you have already gotten out of the way.

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  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

    I am a fish * 25.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

    This gives me an idea: A program or script that goes through a text document and expands contractions.

  • RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy I'm da BEST! Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    When our ideas stood for something and we weren't getting terrible healthcare and our economy wasn't imploding and people didn't wipe their ass with the constitution because they were afraid of darkies?

    When was this mythical time, though?

    It was in my dreams.

    Back when men killed their sensei in a duel and never said why.

    Shit, I haven't played Smash Bros in so long ... I need to hook it up and throw down some Mario Kart or some smash or something ... maybe hop on the VC, I remember Mario RPG is on there now. Damn, that would be a way to kill a whole day. Amazing effing game. I wish wish wish SD3 was on there, I already have a physical Secret of Mana cart ... damn my love of games. (By damn I mean I love games and I cuddle with them every night)

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  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    What we have is what we've always had: potential.

    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world. As a group they tend to hold certain opinions and positions you may not agree with, but the only way to change that is to appeal to the better parts of their humanity: compassion, reason, and resolve. Nobody is beyond hope until they are dismissed as such by those who could help them see a better path.

    Pessimists accomplish nothing, but optimists can change the world.
    I don't think the problem is that Americans are stupid; I think the problem is that the culture in America glorifies stupidity. The anti-intellectualism that's been running rampant in this country for quite some time is ridiculous to see in an industrialized nation; not to mention the huge amounts of systemic corruption. And then there's the nationalist streak, along with the flag fetishism, that really ratchets things up to an entirely new level. The idea that it's "unpatriotic" to question or criticize the president would be laughed out of pretty much any European country, or Canada. It's patently ridiculous, a philosophy you'd be more likely to see subscribed to in China or Saudi Arabia, however, there are huge swaths of the American public who believe it.

    Fucking ridiculous.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    MikeMan wrote: »
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    I thought it was pretty fuckin funny, to be honest.

    it would have been funny if i was twelve and thought that evaluating even imaginary women on their "fuckability" was a hilarious thing

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • jes is ajes is a __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    Elki wrote: »
    I have 30 minutes to add 100 words to this essay. Will I succeed?! Lest find out.

    What is the essay on?

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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Oboro wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world.
    The word "Americans" has so very little worth as a descriptor of demographics. We are too giant. The word, really, is just short of being patently useless except for the most obvious generalizations -- ones like you have already gotten out of the way.

    It really only has value for self-identification. It is somewhat unique in that respect, since I can never be "Japanese" or "Iranian" or "Nigerian" no matter how hard I try, but anybody can be American if they choose to be.

    If anything gives the idea of being "American" any value, it's that.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dman wrote: »
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    LOL!
    I found it hilarious. "Scientifically" determining the fuckability of cartoon characters. Whoever wrote that is screwed up and so is Polkster for reposting it.

    Actually, i'm probably screwed up too cause I found it hilarious :P

    My first thought after I read the first paragraph was, "But marble slabs are fuckable because holes can be cut in them."

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Why do threads about school attract so much stupid?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do threads about school attract so much stupid?

    I'd answer but it would use up my irony quota for the day.

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  • KilroyKilroy The Architect Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    cuz skool sux dude.
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  • ProtoProto Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Dman wrote: »
    So, can we beat Polkster like a pinata for sheer fucking stupidity?

    LOL!
    I found it hilarious. "Scientifically" determining the fuckability of cartoon characters. Whoever wrote that is screwed up and so is Polkster for reposting it.

    Actually, i'm probably screwed up too cause I found it hilarious :P

    That's the best OP I've ever seen on these boards.

    and her knees up on the glove compartment
    took out her barrettes and her hair spilled out like rootbeer
  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do threads about school attract so much stupid?

    I'd answer but it would use up my irony quota for the day.

    Man, I hate ironing.

  • DmanDman Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I never understood the "minimum" length for essays. Maximum I get, cause no one in their right mind wants to read 500 pages of assigned writing submissions. But really, you should just be told that the professor can only give marks for stuff that's on the paper, so it's in your interest to make sure you get some good stuff on there, and the more good stuff the better.

  • ColdredColdred Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do threads about school attract so much stupid?

    Back in my day, if I handed in an essay late my teacher would use it as toilet paper and then hand it back to me. And dock 50% of the grade.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    I'm not proud of being an American

    but only because I'm so proud of being an Oboro that there's no room for another lover

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Coldred wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do threads about school attract so much stupid?

    Back in my day, if I handed in an essay late my teacher would use it as toilet paper and then hand it back to me. And dock 50% of the grade.

    I would hand the same essay in again then.

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Look at this fuck wizard right hereRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    So now Facebook has a language setting that converts all of your notifications and such to pirate lingo.

  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2008
    Feral wrote: »
    Why do threads about school attract so much stupid?

    I gave up on that thread because it was just making me angry.

  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    yo they better send me a paycheck after the first week, and not the second, because there's a Taco Bell 20 blocks away or so and I am already sick of beans and pasghetti and want something double-A+ 'wful

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Matt Damon seems like a smart guy and a good actor. I would like to ... have a beer with him.

    Matt Damon for president?

    @ Zimmy: I noticed your King post, but I decided not to get wishy-washy. My friend and I spent an evening talking about American history on a patio while we drank beers in early summer. It was a very bittersweet moment. I love this country, just not in a Ford F350 and rifles and country music kind of way. I love what it -represents- and what it stands for, even if our president is a bumblefuck and most of the people here are bumblefucks, I retain the opinion that we have a good vision and if there were some decent people we could regain some of our former glory.

    When did we have "glory"?

    What we have is what we've always had: potential.

    And I strongly disagree with the pervasive sentiment on this board that "Americans are stupid" or what have you. Americans are people; they are no better or worse than people from other parts of the world. As a group they tend to hold certain opinions and positions you may not agree with, but the only way to change that is to appeal to the better parts of their humanity: compassion, reason, and resolve. Nobody is beyond hope until they are dismissed as such by those who could help them see a better path.

    Pessimists accomplish nothing, but optimists can change the world.

    I never said "Americans are stupid" or what have you. I think it's not helpful to gloss over the fact that we are a flawed country that needs constant vigilance to not fall prey to the natural trend of wealthy, powerful nations: complacency and insular views.

    America never had a "golden age" and the sooner we realize this, the sooner we can work towards improving ourselves for the future and learning from all of the mistakes we and our leaders have made in the past.

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • IreneDAdlerIreneDAdler Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    engage her in wild and viscous acts of animalistic fucking

    I'm not sure, but I don't think that's the word he wanted...

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