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Oh god, I just want to bite it. [NSF56k]

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I will make banana bread this weekend.


    We have a black banana that needs to be salvaged.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I dunno I just can't deal with mushrooms

    I don't even know what they taste like the texture just don't agree with my mouth

    You should get married to Sheri.

    and why is this

    She holds the same view on mushrooms.



    Clearly your only recourse is to mate.

    ew girls

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    wait shit there are a few veggies that are gross


    ones that come to mind are artichokes and mushrooms


    and man I even like brussel sprouts


    NO 6 YEAR OLD LIKED BRUSSEL SPROUTS IT WAS MADNESS

    Mushrooms? They are spectacular but they are nice and mild.

    I don't think mushrooms are even vegetables. Vegetables are plants, right? Fungi are in another category.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    In the culinary classification, they are vegetables.

    Edit: Just like tomatoes, which are taxonomically fruit.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh, really? That's interesting. I wonder why they aren't in the same category where biology puts them. Especially because their nutritional values are not the same at all.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    wait shit there are a few veggies that are gross


    ones that come to mind are artichokes and mushrooms


    and man I even like brussel sprouts


    NO 6 YEAR OLD LIKED BRUSSEL SPROUTS IT WAS MADNESS

    Mushrooms? They are spectacular but they are nice and mild.

    I don't think mushrooms are even vegetables. Vegetables are plants, right? Fungi are in another category.

    yeah, but it's kinda like the whole a tomato is a fruit thing. doesn't really matter what they are classified as, for cooking purposes they are treated as a vegetables, for the most part.

    EDIT: damn you saaaruuukuuun!

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh, really? That's interesting. I wonder why they aren't in the same category where biology puts them. Especially because their nutritional values are not the same at all.

    Because it is meaningless to classify them by their relation to other living things in cooking, it only matters how they are used in dishes and how their flavors interact.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh, really? That's interesting. I wonder why they aren't in the same category where biology puts them. Especially because their nutritional values are not the same at all.

    Because it is meaningless to classify them by their relation to other living things in cooking, it only matters how they are used in dishes and how their flavors interact.

    Yeah I guess that makes sense. I'm used to considering nutritional values first and then figuring out what I can cook around what nutrition I want. If I were going for taste as my primary objective, that would probably be the way I'd go.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh, really? That's interesting. I wonder why they aren't in the same category where biology puts them. Especially because their nutritional values are not the same at all.

    Because it is meaningless to classify them by their relation to other living things in cooking, it only matters how they are used in dishes and how their flavors interact.

    Yeah I guess that makes sense. I'm used to considering nutritional values first and then figuring out what I can cook around what nutrition I want. If I were going for taste as my primary objective, that would probably be the way I'd go.

    People who cook as if it were an art give very little heed to nutritional value. "Nutrition" in the culinary world is kind of like Britney Spears in the musical world.


    Taste is king.

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    check out this awesome pizza i made one time.
    Spoiler:

    okay, that's the last food picture from me for tonight.

    more to come tomorrow!

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Man, that looks good.



    I can make pizza dough now, but I want to start trying different things and I'm not sure what I should change.

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Oh, really? That's interesting. I wonder why they aren't in the same category where biology puts them. Especially because their nutritional values are not the same at all.

    Because it is meaningless to classify them by their relation to other living things in cooking, it only matters how they are used in dishes and how their flavors interact.

    Yeah I guess that makes sense. I'm used to considering nutritional values first and then figuring out what I can cook around what nutrition I want. If I were going for taste as my primary objective, that would probably be the way I'd go.

    People who cook as if it were an art give very little heed to nutritional value. "Nutrition" in the culinary world is kind of like Britney Spears in the musical world.


    Taste is king.

    Yeah, this is exactly why I don't go to restaurants very often.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    Yeah, this is exactly why I don't go to restaurants very often.
    Philistine.

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh holy shit, bruuuuunch
    Spoiler:

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    i keep misreading nogs as nads, so when i saw this thread from the forum index it said 'i just want to bite it.. nads'

  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Oh god, Nogs is like one of those awful real people that can cook actual food

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    ascot wrote: »
    Oh god, Nogs is like one of those awful real people that can cook actual food

    in actuality it's my girlfriend who does most of it.

    i'm pretty much the sous chef while she is the head. but i've learned a thing or two.

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    ascot wrote: »
    Oh god, Nogs is like one of those awful real people that can cook actual food

    in actuality it's my girlfriend who does most of it.

    Well done, Nogs.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    nogs CSA is pretty rad and you are rad (you filthy commie vegetarian)

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  • <3&lt;3 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    nogs

    cook for me please.

  • preachermeatpreachermeat Registered User
    edited September 2008
    I like to eat things that eat things. actively

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I am making some bacon and eggs

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  • Scotch TapeScotch Tape __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2008
    know what's awesome is fried zucchini

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    know what's awesome is fried anything

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    who wants some meat?
    Spoiler:

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    .....


    Is it that hard to make a patty resembling a circle?

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    when it gets on the grill the way it looks means nothing.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Immensely.

  • guruslothgurusloth Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    burgers and Fanta

    a dream come true

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    .....


    Is it that hard to make a patty resembling a circle?

    either make a perfect circle or suck a dick

    sarukun's method of grilling

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    when it gets on the grill the way it looks means nothing.

    As a person who grills with some regularity, I'm afraid I must disagree.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    .....


    Is it that hard to make a patty resembling a circle?

    either make a perfect circle or suck a dick

    sarukun's method of grilling

    Man, you are captain conclusion-jumper today.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    saru

    you're honestly going to argue that the shape if a burger matters at all

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs I gotta say man

    that was a Food Network quality pizza

    I'm trying to lose weight and my bastard friend always has food network on in his bar do you know what it is like at 2 am to have an entire bottle of gin inside you and see a man cooking lambchops?

    We don't have CSA around here but we do have these neighborhood gardens where all the supplies are community owned and you pay a "suggested donation" per row you want

    But I don't participate because I'm busy raping the earth all day

    Rane: Not so much the shape as the overall coherency - those are fall apart patties. You gotta kneed them into a good density. Especially if they are leaner burger.

    "Maybe we're here to eat the sandwich." -- Joe Rogan
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    when it gets on the grill the way it looks means nothing.

    As a person who grills with some regularity, I'm afraid I must disagree.

    i dunno man, i'm not very familiar with handling red meat. i don't have a grill, only able to practice a few times a year right now.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nogs wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    when it gets on the grill the way it looks means nothing.

    As a person who grills with some regularity, I'm afraid I must disagree.

    i dunno man, i'm not very familiar with handling red meat. i don't have a grill, only able to practice a few times a year right now.

    Are you patronizing me?


    Sarcasm is the refuge of a small man




    see cuz it's only like seven letters long, you'd need a good 20 to 30 letter word if you wanted to get a guy like, say, Matt Damon into a word.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    saru needs a lot of letters to be able to hide

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Is this better meat sarukun?
    Spoiler:

    steak salad.

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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    saru needs a lot of letters to be able to hide

    Well, I do like gravy.

  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    : 9

    Feel like cooking now.

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