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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I enjoy a particular sandwich no one else will eat.

    It is the SFWG

    Sandwich for White Guys

    It is two slices of white bread w/mayo

    one slice of american cheese

    one thick slice of chilled leftover meatloaf

    a layer of dill pickle slices

    some extra table salt

    People who will knowingly ingest, say, whole softshell crabs or escargot will look at me askance when I make one of these.

    "Maybe we're here to eat the sandwich." -- Joe Rogan
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys my next class is meat fabrication

    for the next three weeks I get to cook various meats for 5 hours a day

    and then eat them

    bow to my awesome life

    ....

    Pip


    Pip I don't mean to suggest your life is not awesome


    but pretty much everybody here can do that any time they want, Pip.

    I don't think you understand the quality and amount of meat nor the variety we are discussing here

    is it your job to butcher, cook, and then eat several pounds of fillet mingnon, ostritch and duck?

    no

    no it is not

    Oh, you get to butcher it too


    damn, that is pretty awesome.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    that sounds good, sans the pickles

    also, softshell crab is horrendous

    STEAM
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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Sandwich for White Guys

    It is two slices of white bread w/mayo

    You get out



    you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    sarukun wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    guys my next class is meat fabrication

    for the next three weeks I get to cook various meats for 5 hours a day

    and then eat them

    bow to my awesome life

    ....

    Pip


    Pip I don't mean to suggest your life is not awesome


    but pretty much everybody here can do that any time they want, Pip.

    I don't think you understand the quality and amount of meat nor the variety we are discussing here

    is it your job to butcher, cook, and then eat several pounds of fillet mingnon, ostritch and duck?

    no

    no it is not

    Oh, you get to butcher it too


    damn, that is pretty awesome.

    I get to go to school to do this stuff

    later on I get to make buffets, sausage and chocolate creations

    we have a fucking beer club

    STEAM
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    man that is a standard ass sandwhich bro.

    a standard is 1 meat 1 lettuce 1 condiment and bread


    and even then that's pushing it a little


    Like a standard sandwich is like

    bread
    ketchup
    lettuce
    turkey
    bread


    but you can get even more barebones

    Bread
    turkey
    Bread


    it's not going to taste great but it's a sandwich

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I enjoy a particular sandwich no one else will eat.

    It is the SFWG

    Sandwich for White Guys

    It is two slices of white bread w/mayo

    one slice of american cheese

    one thick slice of chilled leftover meatloaf

    a layer of dill pickle slices

    some extra table salt

    People who will knowingly ingest, say, whole softshell crabs or escargot will look at me askance when I make one of these.

    this wealthy friend of mine, whose parents are both succesful private-practice doctors, looked at me like he pitied me when he came over and i was making a spam sandwhich with sauteed onions. mustard. on white bread.


    i love spam.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I live a couple blocks away from like 8 farm markets and a hippie as hell grocery store.
    It's time to go shopping.


    They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Guys, I need to reiterate that yum neau is the best salad

    l.jpg

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh yeah and butter/spread/margarine

    always forget that

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I get to go to school to do this stuff

    later on I get to make buffets, sausage and chocolate creations

    we have a fucking beer club

    So far the only really impressive thing you have told me is that you butcher and prepare your own meat.


    Fortunately for you, that puts you in a class pretty much by yourself.


    The only thing you could do to become manlier at this point would be to hunt the animal yourself.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    salads are for faggots who like dicks

    STEAM
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  • LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I get to go to school to do this stuff

    later on I get to make buffets, sausage and chocolate creations

    we have a fucking beer club

    So far the only really impressive thing you have told me is that you butcher and prepare your own meat.


    Fortunately for you, that puts you in a class pretty much by yourself.


    The only thing you could do to become manlier at this point would be to hunt the animal yourself.

    we get to watch them slaughtered

    they are really skiddish people in my class

    like they freaked when they saw a cockroach

    it's gonna be awesome how many people become vegans

    STEAM
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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    can we all at least agree that the sandwhich is like 80% bread choice? like a flavorful dark rye, or a soft tangy sourdough. white bread, i have grown out of. plain old wheat bread is good, but given the choice, i'd pick rye or sourdough or a kaiser roll or something any day of the week.


    i am a fatty, but i am a fatty with particular tastes.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sandwich for White Guys

    It is two slices of white bread w/mayo

    You get out



    you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.

    Hey man

    I eat all kinds a bread

    this is just A sandwich that I eat

    it ain't THE sandwich that I eat

    I keep Sweetheart Sandwich Bread around at all times because it is perfectly square, and its completely saturated whiteness provides a good background for evaluating toastedness, making it the perfect - really the only - bread for toasted cheese sandwiches.

    Truefact of the day: I once whitebalanced a network news camera with a white bread sandwich from Barbara Cubin's craft service tray.

    Then I ate it during her interview.

    "Maybe we're here to eat the sandwich." -- Joe Rogan
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Label wrote: »
    Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.

    you are retarded


    kill yourself

    STEAM
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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    salads are for faggots who like dicks

    And you have suddenly lost anything butchering your own meat may have garnered for you.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Like a standard sandwich is like

    bread
    ketchup
    lettuce
    turkey
    bread

    ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »

    we get to watch them slaughtered

    they are really skiddish people in my class

    like they freaked when they saw a cockroach

    it's gonna be awesome how many people become vegans


    Oh, man, you are the worst gay.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    salads are for faggots who like dicks

    And you have suddenly lost anything butchering your own meat may have garnered for you.

    gay dicks in their mouths

    STEAM
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Label wrote: »
    Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.

    fuck you

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    sarukun wrote: »
    Sandwich for White Guys

    It is two slices of white bread w/mayo

    You get out



    you get the fuck out of here until you learn things about bread.

    Hey man

    I eat all kinds a bread

    this is just A sandwich that I eat

    it ain't THE sandwich that I eat

    I keep Sweetheart Sandwich Bread around at all times because it is perfectly square, and its completely saturated whiteness provides a good background for evaluating toastedness, making it the perfect - really the only - bread for toasted cheese sandwiches.

    Truefact of the day: I once whitebalanced a network news camera with a white bread sandwich from Barbara Cubin's craft service tray.

    Then I ate it during her interview.

    OUT.

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    And I'm pretty sure it is "skittish".

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm pretty sure fuck your face

    and I am straight

    STEAM
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Like a standard sandwich is like

    bread
    ketchup
    lettuce
    turkey
    bread

    ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces

    because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good


    well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients


    why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Like a standard sandwich is like

    bread
    ketchup
    lettuce
    turkey
    bread

    ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces

    Dru, let's run away together

    to a magical far away place where people are old

    and not retarded about food.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.

    you are retarded


    kill yourself

    no, he's right
    american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure fuck your face

    and I am straight

    You and Raneados are made for each other


    what with your unending dedication to being wrong about shit 100% of the time.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim for being an old dude you are pretty faggy about food

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.

    you are retarded


    kill yourself

    no, he's right
    american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense


    which is why i no longer eat white bread. i'm not on food stamps any more.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    oh man

    I'm going to make a grill cheese and some tomato soup to dip it in

    Campbells tomato soup from a can.

    I'm going to add sliced tomato and turkey to each sandwich.

    "Maybe we're here to eat the sandwich." -- Joe Rogan
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    Anything made with "enriched" white bread is a goddamn travesty of civilization.

    you are retarded


    kill yourself

    no, he's right
    american white bread is pretty much the bottom tier of bread and is the domain of people on welfare and food stamps or those that just don't have any good sense

    too bad enriched white bread has far more nutritive value than most other breads sans for whole grain

    you're out of your fucking element donnie

    STEAM
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  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I think I'm going to go make some bread so I can get the taste of Wonder Bread out of my brain.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Like a standard sandwich is like

    bread
    ketchup
    lettuce
    turkey
    bread

    ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces

    because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good


    well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients


    why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man

    no because ketchup with turkey for a sandwich is just fucking retarded and gross but keep in mind I can't actually understand what you typed because you're a fucking caveman who's pounding at his keyboard as if it will suddenly crack open revealing something technically edible inside

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    also kraft singles american cheese makes the best grilled cheese.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    White bread is for people with no class or standards.

    It's true. I read it in the Bible.

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Druhim for being an old dude you are pretty faggy about food

    ignorant younguns often express the same thought about their wiser elders who have learned to only drink quality liquor instead of the cheapest shit that'll get you drunk

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Like a standard sandwich is like

    bread
    ketchup
    lettuce
    turkey
    bread

    ok, I can now completely disregard anything you have to say food related as the guttural vocalizations of a brutish caveman that picks the corn out of his feces

    because sandwhiches need to have 20 billion ingredients to be good


    well excuse me if I am an easy to please person but I'd rather taste the ingredients


    why not just put all your ingredients in a blender and make a slurry, future man

    no because ketchup with turkey for a sandwich is just fucking retarded and gross but keep in mind I can't actually understand what you typed because you're a fucking caveman who's pounding at his keyboard as if it will suddenly crack open revealing something technically edible inside

    it's something I have left over from when i was a kid

    it's weird but it's alright

    get off your high horse

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    White bread is for people with no class or standards.

    It's true. I read it in the Bible.

    praise baby Jesus

    belruelotterav-1.jpg
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