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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    God damn Rane, ok, have you had good bread? like, fresh baked real bread, not the presliced stuff in bags? Cause man, if I had monies I would never eat sliced bread again.

    I used to make my own bread

    so yeah

    Man, did you hit your head since then? Cause I honestly dont understand how someone can like white bread where there are so many more delicious breads out there.

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I love white bread. You can really taste the processed bleach.

    cool, you don't actually know how bread is bleached or what you're talking about

    get the fuck out
    What are you from a family of bakers or something? Did I insult your trade?

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    God damn Rane, ok, have you had good bread? like, fresh baked real bread, not the presliced stuff in bags? Cause man, if I had monies I would never eat sliced bread again.

    I used to make my own bread

    so yeah

    Man, did you hit your head since then? Cause I honestly dont understand how someone can like white bread where there are so many more delicious breads out there.

    personal taste?

    stop being retarded

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    try to find some jamon iberico if you can

    it is the best raw ham there is. King of MCs. There is none higher.

    oh god yes, I need to try that

    there's actually a really good deli in Pike Place Market that might carry it

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I love white bread. You can really taste the processed bleach.

    cool, you don't actually know how bread is bleached or what you're talking about

    get the fuck out
    What are you from a family of bakers or something? Did I insult your trade?

    I'm a fucking chef

    you know how you get ultra pissy when somebody says something that even remotely opposes your opinion on literature?

    yeah that's what this is

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Lardalish wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    Lardalish wrote: »
    God damn Rane, ok, have you had good bread? like, fresh baked real bread, not the presliced stuff in bags? Cause man, if I had monies I would never eat sliced bread again.

    I used to make my own bread

    so yeah

    Man, did you hit your head since then? Cause I honestly dont understand how someone can like white bread where there are so many more delicious breads out there.

    because I'm not a pompous jackass

    I am a lover of food, all foods

    I am not a picky eater

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I love white bread. You can really taste the processed bleach.

    cool, you don't actually know how bread is bleached or what you're talking about

    get the fuck out
    What are you from a family of bakers or something? Did I insult your trade?

    I'm a fucking chef

    you know how you get ultra pissy when somebody says something that even remotely opposes your opinion on literature?

    yeah that's what this is
    You can't bake books, that's insane.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    oh dang, if you haven't had homemade prosciutto you have no idea what you're missing

    i only eat my grandfather's prosciutto, and i can't stand italian restaurants as a result

  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    try to find some jamon iberico if you can

    it is the best raw ham there is. King of MCs. There is none higher.

    oh god yes, I need to try that

    there's actually a really good deli in Pike Place Market that might carry it

    get "bellota" if you can. That's like, from a boar that lived in a forest and ate truffles and nuts and shit.

    Regular spanish jamon serrano is pretty good, too, but it's fucking expensive here, due to what wikipedia informs me is a tax bullshit thing. It's like balogna cheap if you live in europe.

    On the bread thing: Jesus, can't you eat one bread when you're in a hurry or making something you're going to fry and another bread when you have some time and want to eat something good? I'm pretty sure most of the people on this thread are not eating three fucking gourmet meals a day.

    "Maybe we're here to eat the sandwich." -- Joe Rogan
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    homemade prosciutto is a goddamn crapshoot

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, you make one mistake and it's just ham.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I haven't had much experience with cheeses to be honest


    someone whip up a list I can try

    I will need to buy them from Winn-dixie as I have no other place of shopping

    so list me up. Cheeses to try

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Yeah, you make one mistake and it's just ham.

    more like you make one mistake and you die from a massive bacterial infection

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    I haven't had much experience with cheeses to be honest


    someone whip up a list I can try

    I will need to buy them from Winn-dixie as I have no other place of shopping

    so list me up. Cheeses to try

    find a sweet bay near you

    also queso fresco is magnificent

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    try to find some jamon iberico if you can

    it is the best raw ham there is. King of MCs. There is none higher.

    oh man, they do have it!
    http://www.delaurenti.com/news/2008/08/jamon_iberico_is_here.html
    but it looks like they're only selling whole legs which would be way too fucking pricey for me right now

    I'll need to head down there and see if they also sell it by the lb

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Yeah, you make one mistake and it's just ham.

    more like you make one mistake and you die from a massive bacterial infection
    That's just the rustic flavors.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    i made two loaves of absolutely delicious dark rye a few weeks ago.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Yeah, you make one mistake and it's just ham.

    more like you make one mistake and you die from a massive bacterial infection
    That's just the rustic flavors.

    no that's the green on the oustside

    it gives it a certain mouth tingle

    a fizz

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    I made bread once and only once while in high school. It was a horrific abomination, but on the plus side, come Christmas, we managed to use it to heat the house.

  • bentbent Registered User
    edited September 2008
    Brie and Stilton are my favourite cheeses.

    I'm yet to try a cheese I didn't like, though. But I'd imagine that italian one that's crawling with maggots might push me a bit.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    bent wrote: »
    Brie and Stilton are my favourite cheeses.

    I'm yet to try a cheese I didn't like, though. But I'd imagine that italian one that's crawling with maggots might push me a bit.

    but the bacteria in your 2 favorites doesn't phase you?

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Yeah, you make one mistake and it's just ham.

    more like you make one mistake and you die from a massive bacterial infection
    That's just the rustic flavors.

    no that's the green on the oustside

    it gives it a certain mouth tingle

    a fizz

    I have this image of Orik's very Italian grandpa in a shed behind their house telling him that ham is supposed to have seeping boils. "You try! Very delicious!"

  • JohnnyCacheJohnnyCache Starting Defense Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    for some reason that made me think of prosciutto with melon

    so fucking good

    try to find some jamon iberico if you can

    it is the best raw ham there is. King of MCs. There is none higher.

    oh man, they do have it!
    http://www.delaurenti.com/news/2008/08/jamon_iberico_is_here.html
    but it looks like they're only selling whole legs which would be way too fucking pricey for me right now

    I'll need to head down there and see if they also sell it by the lb

    fighting the temptation to call and buy them out in a gesture of intense prickitry

    "Maybe we're here to eat the sandwich." -- Joe Rogan
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I haven't had much experience with cheeses to be honest


    someone whip up a list I can try

    I will need to buy them from Winn-dixie as I have no other place of shopping

    so list me up. Cheeses to try

    find a sweet bay near you

    also queso fresco is magnificent

    LIST ME UP DOGG

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • bentbent Registered User
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bent wrote: »
    Brie and Stilton are my favourite cheeses.

    I'm yet to try a cheese I didn't like, though. But I'd imagine that italian one that's crawling with maggots might push me a bit.

    but the bacteria in your 2 favorites doesn't phase you?

    Stilton doesn't pulse with the movement of bacteria, so no not really.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I used to live with a girl that grew strawberries. Oh god, best strawberries I've ever had. She was constantly bitching at me for eating, for a few months she thought her plant had died because there were never strawberries on it.

    I had been waking up before her, picking and eating them all.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    The thing is, she lived across town and he never slept at her place. That's how dedicated he was.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Nah, I lived with her and her boyfriend.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    I haven't had much experience with cheeses to be honest


    someone whip up a list I can try

    I will need to buy them from Winn-dixie as I have no other place of shopping

    so list me up. Cheeses to try

    find a sweet bay near you

    also queso fresco is magnificent

    LIST ME UP DOGG

    queso fresco
    brie
    comombert
    white canadian/english cheddar
    gruyere
    muenster

    are all great starter cheeses

    brie and camombert might be a little strong, but the rest are fairly mild or in the very least will not blow your shit off

    also, get buffalo mozzarella if you can, the real stuff

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nah, I lived with her and her boyfriend.
    I don't get it.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    But thats sounds like something I'd do. Those motherfuckers were amazing.

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    I'm just glad she never woke up at three in the morning to have a cigarette. She would have caught me in her garden eating them.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Nah, I lived with her and her boyfriend.
    I don't get it.

    shibby

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nah, I lived with her and her boyfriend.
    I don't get it.

    shibby

    But I. . . Oh, right.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nah, I lived with her and her boyfriend.
    I don't get it.

    shibby
    I was renting a room from these people.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    shibby has no shame or restraint

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    Oh god, I'm a horrible person for stealing strawberries from a room mate.

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    actually yes, you are

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    She walks out on the porch one night, to find Shibby in only his underwear, covered in strawberries. "I'M A MONSTER!"

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2008
    well, you're a horrible person for that and so many other reasons

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