That's right, guys.
This is a thread about the moving bags of rotting flesh that everyone loves to hate,
Zombies are a huge and awesome part of popular culture, appearing in such films as the old yet awesome (like Druhim) movie
And it's sequel
Which was remade in 2004.
Of course, following in the wake of success from these films, many other zombie flicks popped up, including the smash hit
Which features such awesome scenes as
That fucking zombie is fighting a goddamn shark.
And if that weren't enough, during my google search for all of these images I located this.
Moving from unintentionally hilarious to actually hilarious, we have a personal favorite,
In the case of an actual zombie outbreak I tend to imagine that it would go down similarly to that for me.
Also in a similar vein to these is
Which, though it can be argued that it isn't a 'zombie' flick, is close e-fucking-nough so shut up and enjoy it.
Zombies don't just lurk in movies, though!
No, they also invade your video games!
Possibly the most famous of these being the series known as
Which, though it has
strayed somewhat from it's original zombie origins, maintains the same atmosphere and awesomeness.
Other zombie games include the light gun series House of the Dead and Dead Rising, which was fun for a while but really how much are you gonna do in a mall full of zombies with like a broken leg or some shit?
Even music has had it's taste of zombies, as seen in Michael Jackson's hit music video, Thriller.
Yup, even Jacko digs zombies, and who are you to go against what a child molester thinks?
Nobody, that's who.
No, I didn't forget that literature has zombies, too.
Max Brooks is a cool guy who writes zombie books such as the above two, the first of which I have lying in front of me as I type, just in case I survive in a zombie fuckin' apocalypse.
The origin of zombies has something to do with some kinda black magic voodoo mumbo jumbo akalaka something something
But we're here for the kickass fiction zombies!
Be it hell's doing or some kind of virus, any reputable zombie killer will tell you that the only way to kill a goddamn zombie is to blow it's fuckin' brains out
, as demonstrated below.
This OP is light on words and big on pictures because seriously, you know you want to see some fucking zombie action.
Now let's talk about something we can all relate to, motherfucking zombies!