NEW COMIC FOR MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29TH

DarkPrimus

Iskander wrote: »

Trell wrote: »

how

uh

anti-climactic.

What are you talking about

It's Elton John

A lot of his songs do sort of go on and on and then just end.

the cheat

i would like someone to use this elton john in an avatar.

Iskander

Druex wrote: »

Did Gabe do Eltons Johns teeth just to spite the forum?

Elton John's an englishman

Gabe did the teeth just right

the cheat

he left out the yellow.

BYToady

He didn't want to risk a crusade.

PikaPuff

the cheat wrote: »

i would like someone to use this elton john in an avatar.

Or just his teeth.

Iskander

an edit of this comic with every character replaced with Sir Elton John's teeth

PikaPuff

because meme's ALWAYS go well

Burden of Proof

I would once again like to take this time to note the rapidly declining quality of the Penny Arcade web strips.

Also, I would like to express my disappointment at the lack of recent podcasts, as they would hopefully illustrate how the comic progressed from concept to comic so poorly.

Burden O. Proof

Iskander

Burden of Proof wrote: »

I would once again like to take this time to note the rapidly declining quality of the Penny Arcade web strips.

Also, I would like to express my disappointment at the lack of recent podcasts, as they would hopefully illustrate how the comic progressed from concept to comic so poorly.

Burden O. Proof

Vivaldi?

Seriously?

Mister Longbaugh

he's a classy guy for classy people.

trentsteel

I think Elton John is in the last panel singing about the PC platform as if it is dead like Princess Dianna and he's singing that "Candle in the Wind" song that made him such buttloads of money off so many idiots.

Iskander

that is what he is doing yes

the cheat

trentsteel wrote: »

I think Elton John is in the last panel singing about the PC platform as if it is dead like Princess Dianna and he's singing that "Candle in the Wind" song that made him such buttloads of money off so many idiots.

oh... i did not even make that connection, i just thought it was a random thing.

Jedoc

Obviously, the morally sound way to combat invasive DRM is to make those companies that don't use the stuff disgustingly, obscenely profitable. Your homework for this week is to purchase something from Stardock and a copy of Mount & Blade. We'll meet back here next week to decide what the next step is in our cunning plan, and then not do it because we're too busy burning Nord villages to get anything else done.

ChicoBlue

Sometimes a guy just wants to draw Sir Elton John.

Tube

Do you want to

Slagmire

Clearly, Elton John makes this comic, but I don't know if it's just the sudden segway into Candle in the Wind, or just the fact that he looks like he's tripped up on a coke/cock mixture. Avatar material.

ChicoBlue

Not really.

Tube

well then who the hell do you think you are

ChicoBlue

Sir Elton John.

Fallout

someone remind me to emoticonize elton john's face

Ivar

Slagmire wrote: »

Clearly, Elton John makes this comic, but I don't know if it's just the sudden segway into Candle in the Wind, or just the fact that he looks like he's tripped up on a coke/cock mixture. Avatar material.

?

CrackedLens

GASP

dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn

CrackedLens

madman across the water is probably my favorite elton john album

Slagmire

Ivar wrote: »

Slagmire wrote: »

Clearly, Elton John makes this comic, but I don't know if it's just the sudden segway into Candle in the Wind, or just the fact that he looks like he's tripped up on a coke/cock mixture. Avatar material.

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That thing actually looks like a pretty fun ride.

Belruel

its like a modern chariot

Ivar

Slagmire wrote: »

Ivar wrote: »

Slagmire wrote: »

Clearly, Elton John makes this comic, but I don't know if it's just the sudden segway into Candle in the Wind, or just the fact that he looks like he's tripped up on a coke/cock mixture. Avatar material.

?

That thing actually looks like a pretty fun ride.

Yeah, it does. Plus in that picture it looks like it goes super fast.

Ivar

We need to get those cops some spears and bows

Slagmire

Ivar wrote: »

Slagmire wrote: »

Ivar wrote: »

Slagmire wrote: »

Clearly, Elton John makes this comic, but I don't know if it's just the sudden segway into Candle in the Wind, or just the fact that he looks like he's tripped up on a coke/cock mixture. Avatar material.

?

That thing actually looks like a pretty fun ride.

Yeah, it does. Plus in that picture it looks like it goes super fast.

I actually thought it was a frame from one of the olol internet meme .gifs.

Belruel

at the mall near carson's house, all the security guards ride segways around.

it is hilariously ridiculous

CrackedLens

they have segway tours of the gettysburg battlefield sites

you can watch people practicing their segway skills in the parking lot

ChicoBlue

Whatever, lady.

It would be awesome to ride around on a segway and fight mall crime all day.

Tube

Belruel wrote: »

at the mall near carson's house, all the security guards ride segways around.

it is hilariously ridiculous

god damn now I wish I was a mall cop

Belruel

its a fancy place; there is a couch lounge in the bathroom.

so silly!

Fuga

seems half-finished. lame

Belruel

no, i assure you the couch lounge is fully finished

Slagmire

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

at the mall near carson's house, all the security guards ride segways around.

it is hilariously ridiculous

god damn now I wish I was a mall cop

Well I doubt the prerequisites of potential mall cop selection are really that hard to meet.

Jedoc

Slagmire wrote: »

Cardboard Tube wrote: »

Belruel wrote: »

at the mall near carson's house, all the security guards ride segways around.

it is hilariously ridiculous

god damn now I wish I was a mall cop

Well I doubt the prerequisites of potential mall cop selection are really that hard to meet.

Check all that apply:

___Menacing bulk (muscle is a valuable bonus)

___Military or law enforcement experience accepted. Jail time preferred.

___Ability to spot running, horseplay, or exposed g-strings at one hundred yards.

___Mustache

Complete the following sentence:

"No ____________ in the mall, you damn _____________!"

CrackedLens

___Menacing bulk (muscle is a valuable bonus)

_X_Military or law enforcement experience accepted. Jail time preferred.

_X_Ability to spot running, horseplay, or exposed g-strings at one hundred yards.

___Mustache (available upon request)

Complete the following sentence:

"No taxation without representaion in the mall, you damn shit-asses!"