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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Who will [chat] the [chat]men?", by Feral

BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
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I thought this was awesome
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Post: Who will [chat] the [chat]men?
Posted by: Feral


Original Content:
BobCesca wrote: »
man, the world is about to die and people are posting haikus about penises.

why aren't you panicking? can you not tell it's the end of the world as we know it?
Spoiler:

The world is ending! Why aren't you posting haikus about penises? you might never get another chance! you'll be sitting in your cold bomb shelter eating cold canned Dennyson's chili, staring at a damp concrete wall, thinking, "Man... remember the Internet? I wish I'd posted more penis haikus. I guess you never know what you've got 'til it's gone."

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    On a barren earth,
    aliens land. On cave walls:
    "Cocks. Dicks. El oh el."

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2008
    On the intarweb
    I maek po'm about teh wangz.
    Meta-haiku rocks.

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • ben0207ben0207 Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    Haikus mostly suck
    but I am in good mood
    4 stars in this thread

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  • Walrus PeteWalrus Pete Registered User
    edited September 2008
    What's with the haikus? Seems like a pretty dumb trend. I just don't get it.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What's with the haikus? Seems like a pretty dumb trend. I just don't get it.

    Because a penis
    can make anything better.
    This line is empty.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    What's with the haikus? Seems like a pretty dumb trend. I just don't get it.

    I see what you did. That was pretty clever, dude. Heron dives at fish.

  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited September 2008
    4 stars for Haiku. 1 star bonus for the thread. Now, to follow suit.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    1 star because i can't rate it a zero

    holy meh, batman

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  • TeeManTeeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ehhhh *shrugs*

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    PSN: hellisforheroes
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