You know, it's so simple to drink water, and it's almost always the correct answer. It's amazing that people drink these godawful energy drinks. Like, it takes all this technology to create the things, and they're fucking terrible for you, and they're expensive as hell, yet people drink that shit. Goddamn retards.
Pretty much all they've got going for them is they're instant. As opposed to water, which you have to sit down and drink for 30 seconds to get the mana out of.
Today's comic was excellent-- primarily because of the third panel. I'll bet that this third panel would work as the third panel of almost any other Penny Arcade comic. Let's find out:
So far, so good... Let's try another one:
The streak continues-- one more:
This one I pulled completely at random-- but it also kinda works. Theory proven!
I like guacamole the same way I like mayonnaise: in the smallest quantity possible. Too much and it overpowers the rest of the tastes and textures in whatever it's in.
God I love the shit out of guacamole but I used to dislike avocado entirely. It was stopping me from enjoying fajitas with the tex-mex sour cream/guac/pico thing they usually do.
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Caulk Bite 6One of the multitude of Dans infesting this placeRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
maybe not gritty, but it was just something about the basic texture of the stuff on it's own that makes it disgusting to me. Mix it with stuff, and I like it fine.
I get the joke
I was making a poor joke of my own
However I have also been there
wait. let me see if I can figure this out.
Asparagus -> Aspergers?
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JedocIn the scupperswith the staggers and jagsRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
God, I love avacado. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it these days, though. If I eat it raw I get a terrible crushing pain in my chest and feel like I'm going to die. Still occasionally worth it for the first half of a turkey avocado sandwich from Bogey's.
God, I love avacado. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it these days, though. If I eat it raw I get a terrible crushing pain in my chest and feel like I'm going to die. Still occasionally worth it for the first half of a turkey avocado sandwich from Bogey's.
This could be your gallbladder not liking fatty foods. My mom couldn't eat avocado because of her gallbladder. I very rarely have avocado because my mom and all 4 of her siblings had to get their gallbladders removed. It's pretty good too, but not worth that.
God, I love avacado. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it these days, though. If I eat it raw I get a terrible crushing pain in my chest and feel like I'm going to die. Still occasionally worth it for the first half of a turkey avocado sandwich from Bogey's.
This could be your gallbladder not liking fatty foods. My mom couldn't eat avocado because of her gallbladder. I very rarely have avocado because my mom and all 4 of her siblings had to get their gallbladders removed. It's pretty good too, but not worth that.
I think it's more of a protein allergy. Raw potatoes, carrots, and almonds also set me off, but not quite as badly. Fatty foods in general are no problem.
I hope so, anyway. I'm quite attached to my gallbladder.
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Olivawgood name, isn't it?the foot of mt fujiRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
That is one of those things I never needed to know Wiggin
I could've lived a long and fulfilling life never knowing that
Avocado is a miracle ingredient to me. I first realized this when eating avocado eggrolls at California Pizza Kitchen. I will eat avocado in any format and I will enjoy it. It is so much more delicious to me than it should be. I salivate at the mere thought of slices of that attractive, green fruit (is it a fruit? I think it's a fruit...) sitting in a sandwich or pureed avocado giving a sweet, yet savory flavor to a warm, crispy food.
If I heard someone try to tell me that avocados are in any way a bad thing I would honestly give them the dirtiest look imaginable and possibly slap them. I am not kidding. Environment and familiarity would dictate my response.
God, I love avacado. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it these days, though. If I eat it raw I get a terrible crushing pain in my chest and feel like I'm going to die. Still occasionally worth it for the first half of a turkey avocado sandwich from Bogey's.
This could be your gallbladder not liking fatty foods. My mom couldn't eat avocado because of her gallbladder. I very rarely have avocado because my mom and all 4 of her siblings had to get their gallbladders removed. It's pretty good too, but not worth that.
I think it's more of a protein allergy. Raw potatoes, carrots, and almonds also set me off, but not quite as badly. Fatty foods in general are no problem.
I hope so, anyway. I'm quite attached to my gallbladder.
Avocado is a miracle ingredient to me. I first realized this when eating avocado eggrolls at California Pizza Kitchen. I will eat avocado in any format and I will enjoy it. It is so much more delicious to me than it should be. I salivate at the mere thought of slices of that attractive, green fruit (is it a fruit? I think it's a fruit...) sitting in a sandwich or pureed avocado giving a sweet, yet savory flavor to a warm, crispy food.
If I heard someone try to tell me that avocados are in any way a bad thing I would honestly give them the dirtiest look imaginable and possibly slap them. I am not kidding. Environment and familiarity would dictate my response.
of course it's a fruit
there's a big old seed sitting right in the middle of it
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It's what plants crave!
i try to avoid them
Also, on avocados, I dislike them raw and unfettered, but guacamole is good.
So far, so good... Let's try another one:
The streak continues-- one more:
This one I pulled completely at random-- but it also kinda works. Theory proven!
uh
you don't cook the avocado in guac
good comic today, i thought. i really like the background in this one. very warm coloured and octobery.
By raw and unfettered I guess I meant "On it's own, and not entirely mixed in with anything".
feels slimy and gritty on my tongue.
Trust me on this
Also man I want some asparagus right about now
Is this weird
Tell me, are you just acting slow right now?
Also, Wiggin. Really.
Do you not get that it's a joke? I'll totally understand if that's the case. I've been there.
I was making a poor joke of my own
However I have also been there
wait. let me see if I can figure this out.
Asparagus -> Aspergers?
Tastes fucking amazing
Like God came in your moouth
I prefer it sauteed or grilled with olive oil
This could be your gallbladder not liking fatty foods. My mom couldn't eat avocado because of her gallbladder. I very rarely have avocado because my mom and all 4 of her siblings had to get their gallbladders removed. It's pretty good too, but not worth that.
Also poop time.
It smelled like so much butter
I think it's more of a protein allergy. Raw potatoes, carrots, and almonds also set me off, but not quite as badly. Fatty foods in general are no problem.
I hope so, anyway. I'm quite attached to my gallbladder.
I could've lived a long and fulfilling life never knowing that
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If I heard someone try to tell me that avocados are in any way a bad thing I would honestly give them the dirtiest look imaginable and possibly slap them. I am not kidding. Environment and familiarity would dictate my response.
For your sake, I hope so too.
of course it's a fruit
there's a big old seed sitting right in the middle of it
moms would buy it in a grocery store