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I challange you to a fight!

MeldingMelding Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
Who wants to fight me! Standard school yard rules, no hitting the the face and nothing below the belt. Meet me at the monkey bars at recess! I'm taking all challengers! I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Alternatively we can talk about fighting stuff, or like, school yard politics I guess.

Melding on
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah I'll fight you

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    dunanananananana

    go, pidgey!

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wait you're orik's friend

    nevermind I like you

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    wherein i break these "rules" and kick you in the balls, then once in the face because you had the gall to strike me.



    i was a fat poor kid (still am actually) so i've been in a fair few scuffles in my time.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dunanananananana

    go, pidgey!

    Rattata, go!

  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dunanananananana

    go, pidgey!

    Rattata, go!

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    someone I don't like should post so I can fight them

    I haven't had time to do kickboxing in a few months so I'm pretty bored

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah Javen, you're cool guy. We should team up and fight these other guys.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    buddy, you're a boy making a big noise,

    playing in the street gonna be a big man some day

    you've got mud on your face

    you big disgrace

    kicking your can all over the place

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'm game
    but only if we hug when we're done and have a few brewskies

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dunanananananana

    go, pidgey!

    Rattata, go!

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
    Spoiler:
  • Octopus MelodyOctopus Melody Registered User
    edited October 2008
    forward, down, down forward + punch

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dunanananananana

    go, pidgey!

    Rattata, go!

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    last time I got in a fight I lost pretty hard

    I mean I won when it was me and this other guy

    when his five friends joined in things took a turn

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    i'm game
    but only if we hug when we're done and have a few brewskies

    Alright, but looser has to buy winner's beers.

  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Captain Commando!

    Jin!


    Huzzah!

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    dunanananananana

    go, pidgey!

    Rattata, go!

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    gust

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    tackle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw


    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    LIGHTNING BOLT

    clap

    clap

    clap

    clap

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    fuck, that motherfucker is no good!

    go, weedle!

    string shot

    string shot

    string shot

    string shot

    string shot

    string shot

    ladies

    ladies

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Now would be a good time to turn on the Black Betty.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    As much as a loud mouth jerk I've been most my life i have never actually gotten into a real fight, people seem to like me too much, or the fact i would randomly assault good friends of mine kinda scared the rest away.

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sendin' Bidoof on y'all bitches

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i'm gonna fuck all y'all up :twisted:

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    BYToady wrote: »
    Now would be a good time to turn on the Black Betty.

    bam ba lam

  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm going to rape the eyeballs right out of your skull.

    I'm going to fuck you till you love me.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    last time I got in a fight I lost pretty hard

    I mean I won when it was me and this other guy

    when his five friends joined in things took a turn
    my brother and i used to go to this roller-skating rink every time we felt like getting in a fight or REALLY had nothing better to do. place was basically the chosen hang-out for all the white trash and poor, scrappy Mexican kids in the town. so, this group of mexicans, and one thing you have to remember is most of the considerably large mexican population in Cheyenne is that most of them are related in some way whether it be by marriage or they're cousins or whatever... anyway this group of mexicans had been fucking with me pretty much all night but i let it go until about around time to leave, and i just do a few laps around the skating rink, building up a little speed until i smash right into this group (about five individuals.)

    my brother hears this commotion and me screaming obscenities as I am suddenly fighting a big group of dudes and similarly dives into the fray. we were banned for two months.

    i was a shit-head when i was wee.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm inclined to believe you, you have fighting in your name. Damn it all.

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'M SERIOUS I WILL BEAT YOU SO BAD YOUR GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL IT. AND CRY. LIKE SISSY MEN.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    fuck you asshole

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  • Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User
    edited October 2008
    KNIFE FIGHT, GONNA FIGHT WITH A KNIIIFE!

    KNIFE FIGHT, GONNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIFE!


    Huzzah!

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Oh that is it. This shit is on, Like Donkey Kong.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus ha ha just kidding I'm Frog ManRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR LEGS AND PISS UP THE STUMPS

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    You ever have someone steal something, and then you run at them to get it back and they throw it to someone else, so you run to them and then they throw it to someone else?

    Best way to stop this is when the first guy throws it and is distracted, kick him right in the balls. The second dude will hand your stuff over right quick.

  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    last time I got in a fight I lost pretty hard

    I mean I won when it was me and this other guy

    when his five friends joined in things took a turn
    my brother and i used to go to this roller-skating rink every time we felt like getting in a fight or REALLY had nothing better to do. place was basically the chosen hang-out for all the white trash and poor, scrappy Mexican kids in the town. so, this group of mexicans, and one thing you have to remember is most of the considerably large mexican population in Cheyenne is that most of them are related in some way whether it be by marriage or they're cousins or whatever... anyway this group of mexicans had been fucking with me pretty much all night but i let it go until about around time to leave, and i just do a few laps around the skating rink, building up a little speed until i smash right into this group (about five individuals.)

    my brother hears this commotion and me screaming obscenities as I am suddenly fighting a big group of dudes and similarly dives into the fray. we were banned for two months.

    i was a shit-head when i was wee.

    do it while you're young

    when you're a shit-head when you're older cops tend to be less forgiving.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    last time I got in a fight I lost pretty hard

    I mean I won when it was me and this other guy

    when his five friends joined in things took a turn
    my brother and i used to go to this roller-skating rink every time we felt like getting in a fight or REALLY had nothing better to do. place was basically the chosen hang-out for all the white trash and poor, scrappy Mexican kids in the town. so, this group of mexicans, and one thing you have to remember is most of the considerably large mexican population in Cheyenne is that most of them are related in some way whether it be by marriage or they're cousins or whatever... anyway this group of mexicans had been fucking with me pretty much all night but i let it go until about around time to leave, and i just do a few laps around the skating rink, building up a little speed until i smash right into this group (about five individuals.)

    my brother hears this commotion and me screaming obscenities as I am suddenly fighting a big group of dudes and similarly dives into the fray. we were banned for two months.

    i was a shit-head when i was wee.

    do it while you're young

    when you're a shit-head when you're older cops tend to be less forgiving.

    VERY true. the famous "headbutt" incident, the story of which i have told on numerous occasions, ended with me being interviewed by cops in the security room at the mall. they were pretty nice, considering i had another guy's blood all over me. my mom got mad at me for talking to them without her or my dad or a lawyer there, but i figured "hell, he started it, what have i got to be worried about?"



    also I AM GONNA TAKE YOUR MOTHER OUT TO A NICE SEAFOOD DINNER AND THEN NEVER CALL HER AGAIN.

    www.facebook.com/itgetsworseska
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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I hate having money in my wallet

    I'm always tempted to blow it on shit I don't need

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My town was once on MTV for some stupid 90's skaters vs prepie rivalry documentary they had. We got mentioned because we managed to have a 80 man brawl some how. Great way to get on TV town, way to be.

    Oh right.
    I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR HANDS AND EAT THEM WITH A NICE WINE!

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I've never been in a fight

    I have defused every violent situation I have ever encountered through a combination of even temper and self-deprecating wit

    come to think, I have never thrown a punch in my life (with intent to hurt someone else)

    I win this thread

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I've never been in a fight

    I have defused every violent situation I have ever encountered through a combination of even temper and self-deprecating wit

    come to think, I have never thrown a punch in my life (with intent to hurt someone else)

    I win this thread

    Fuck you you do! I will DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! Meet me after lunch! FOR YOUR DOOM!

  • laughingfuzzballlaughingfuzzball Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I was the scapegoat in elementary school. It didn't take me long to figure out that if made the kid in charge cry, the other dozen or so would leave. Things were different in junior high, but not really better. I only got in a couple fights, always for the same reasons, but one of them was with the wrestling coach. Seriously, what kind of man pics on a twelve year old?

    Anyway, the dynamics changed. Someone would say I was gay or that my mom was a whore or that I had sex with animals or something, they'd think it was hilarious, a couple people would repeat, it'd eventually turn into a rumor, then people would come beat me up because they though I was gay or that my mom was a whore or that I had sex with animals.

    Thanks to no-tolerance policies, I'd get the brunt of the punishment, even the couple times I followed the assistant principal's instructions and didn't fight back. Apparently since I was in the office every week or two for fighting, I was the problem student, even though I wasn't the instigator. Eventually I decided to apply the same pincipal, and when a guy in F.A.C.S. tried to start the "mom is a whore" rumor again, I squeezed him by the back of the neck until he cried.

    I was suspended for two weeks, arrested, fined a couple hundred dollars for misdemeanor assault, and grounded for a couple months because by this point the school even had my parents convinced that I was the issue.

    By high school, everyone was convinced that I was a serial killer or something. I was the first thing a lot of people thought of when there was a school shooting or bombing or whatever in the news. I didn't have to fight in high school. I got called out once, but the other guy never showed up. One time one of the wrestlers got pissed that I wasn't seriously offended that he called me gay. He hit me once in the temple and ran faster than I've ever seen anyone run in my life. I think it was worth it.

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