I challange you to a fight!

Bearcat

Melding wrote: »

Sir Red of the Manti wrote: »

You seriously tote a sledge-hammer in your car? That's a pretty decent waste of fuel just for the "I have a sledgehammer" intimidation factor. Honestly, you brandish various other fuel savin' arms that'd serve as a fine substitute.

It's like 8 pounds and a knife wont help me get off my tire if another explodes and carrying an air powered ratchet would be heavier then the sledge hammer.

I also have one of those 4-sided tire irons in my trunk, but that would look ridiculous in a fight.
All Yuffi status up ins.

Melding

i could see if i had like, 7 dozen sledge hammers. That could cause a problem, but one? really? I'm disappointed in your brain Sir Red, you're smarter then that.

The four sided tire iron would be the most hilarious weapon if it worked, I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but, if you did..no it's actually still stupid, you're right.

Bearcat

Melding wrote: »

i could see if i had like, 7 dozen sledge hammers. That could cause a problem, but one? really? I'm disappointed in your brain Sir Red, you're smarter then that.

The four sided tire iron would be the most hilarious weapon if it worked, I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but, if you did..no it's actually still stupid, you're right.

I could sort of imagine twirling it around and fucking someone's shit up.

I looked at it for a second when the guy in my previous post was threatening me with physical harm. Then I saw the crowbar.

Melding

does it have the three different sockets and then a screw driver head for some reason? Those kind you could use the screw driver bit as some kind of ultra dull two handed stabbing implement? That's about the best i could think of and it would be dumb.

Jigrah

Melding wrote: »

does it have the three different sockets and then a screw driver head for some reason? Those kind you could use the screw driver bit as some kind of ultra dull two handed stabbing implement? That's about the best i could think of and it would be dumb.

Thats a weapon you just throw at someone, all ninja star like.

Sure it won't have finesse and probably won't go far but damn't it would be one helluva distraction, could hurt too.

The Black Hunter

My dad has a tire iron in his car, it could be a good weapon, you do a stabbing motion to someone with it, and when they grab it you quickly one two them in the face

Melding

Jigrah wrote: »

Melding wrote: »

does it have the three different sockets and then a screw driver head for some reason? Those kind you could use the screw driver bit as some kind of ultra dull two handed stabbing implement? That's about the best i could think of and it would be dumb.

Thats a weapon you just throw at someone, all ninja star like.

Sure it won't have finesse and probably won't go far but damn't it would be one helluva distraction, could hurt too.

Could completely break the tension and cause everyone involved to burst out laughing. I support this idea.

Randall_Flagg

I am relatively small, by which I mean just about exactly on the average for a high schooler, so I avoid fights by acting crazy

I jump up and yell about fisticuffs and then start waving my fists around and yealling about how my "pythons" or "guns" (biceps) will serve up a sound beating

the person usually backs down at this point

to this end, I have managed over the past three years, via an exhaustive regimen of lying, to acquire the nickname "the ox;" like, who wants to get in a fight with the ox?

Melding

The kid called the matador?

Vivixenne

hey greg what is up with you?

Melding

Nothing much, existing mostly. How have you been?

Sir Red of the Manti

Melding wrote: »

i could see if i had like, 7 dozen sledge hammers. That could cause a problem, but one? really? I'm disappointed in your brain Sir Red, you're smarter then that.

The four sided tire iron would be the most hilarious weapon if it worked, I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but, if you did..no it's actually still stupid, you're right.

I thought it was like one of those 20+ lbs ones, my mistake.
Anyway, I remember some movie where a guy ended up using a four sided tire iron to disarm guys wielding knives somehow, and I'd imagine it'd be a somewhat useful weapon if you didn't try to throw it like a ninja-star.

Vivixenne

t greg: all right, all things considered

Raneados

I never got into fights in highschool

I was never once picked on

everyone loves Rannydos

Melding

Red, you always find and watch the dumbest things, stop that.

t Viv: Good to hear! I would inquire further about your life but my details on it are sparse to none.

Stale

I'll fight anyone here

right now




I'm all fiesty tonight

Melding

I will fight you! I WILL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH! or for like 30 minutes, your call.

Stale

I'd destroy you


just a pink mist

Vivixenne

pfffft

bring it, baldy

Melding

Man, I'm hard like a T rex, I'll bite your fucking (Insert body part here) off and stomp around proving my dominance!

Stale

Vivixenne wrote: »

pfffft

bring it, baldy

I don't fight fatties

Daric

Melding wrote: »

Man, I'm hard like a T rex, I'll bite your fucking off and stomp around proving my dominance!

I'm going to guess that you forgot to say cock

Muse Among Men

I'm trained in zero martial arts and strong as a butterfly's wing.

Who wants to fight?

Auntie Shibby

I haven't been in an actual fight in so long, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I just want to punch someone in the face, win or lose.

Muse Among Men

Those owl eyes in your sig seem ready for a fight.

Melding

Daric wrote: »

Melding wrote: »

Man, I'm hard like a T rex, I'll bite your fucking off and stomp around proving my dominance!

I'm going to guess that you forgot to say cock

I meant to leave in a blank for others to fill in but then, didn't.

Bibble

shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

Auntie Shibby

Bibble wrote: »

shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

Auntie Shibby

Muse Among Men wrote: »

Those owl eyes in your sig seem ready for a fight.

Give me your address, I can be there in at least 45 minutes to give you a good square punch in the face.

Melding

Swearing to gof is an affront to my god, WE MUST FIGHT NOW!

I am now punching you in the liver.

Bibble

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself

J3p

Bibble you've got to stop hitting the bull testosterone so hard

Look what it has done to you

Bibble

J3p wrote: »

Bibble you've got to stop hitting the bull testosterone so hard

Look what it has done to you

wanna fight

Auntie Shibby

Bibble wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself

Oh gof, it's not. It's a picture I took personally.

Bibble

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself

Oh gof, it's not. It's a picture I took personally.

right before you shat on the owl

Defender

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I haven't been in an actual fight in so long, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I just want to punch someone in the face, win or lose.

Punch yourself in the face. Everybody wins.

Auntie Shibby

Bibble wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

Bibble wrote: »

shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself

Oh gof, it's not. It's a picture I took personally.

right before you shat on the owl

Gof, you caught me. lol

Auntie Shibby

Defender wrote: »

Auntie Shibby wrote: »

I haven't been in an actual fight in so long, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I just want to punch someone in the face, win or lose.

Punch yourself in the face. Everybody wins.

Maybe I should go down to my old work. and punch some meat in the meat department, I just want to feel flesh smacking against my knuckles.

fightinfilipino

hey i'd like to punch some dudes tonight.


i'm frustrated as all hell and need violence

HallowedFaith

How the fuck would you fight someone with a sledgehammer? I mean... what the fuck, you've got to be a retard to get hit by someone swinging one of those.