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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    You seriously tote a sledge-hammer in your car? That's a pretty decent waste of fuel just for the "I have a sledgehammer" intimidation factor. Honestly, you brandish various other fuel savin' arms that'd serve as a fine substitute.

    It's like 8 pounds and a knife wont help me get off my tire if another explodes and carrying an air powered ratchet would be heavier then the sledge hammer.

    I also have one of those 4-sided tire irons in my trunk, but that would look ridiculous in a fight.
    All Yuffi status up ins.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i could see if i had like, 7 dozen sledge hammers. That could cause a problem, but one? really? I'm disappointed in your brain Sir Red, you're smarter then that.

    The four sided tire iron would be the most hilarious weapon if it worked, I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but, if you did..no it's actually still stupid, you're right.

  • BearcatBearcat Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    i could see if i had like, 7 dozen sledge hammers. That could cause a problem, but one? really? I'm disappointed in your brain Sir Red, you're smarter then that.

    The four sided tire iron would be the most hilarious weapon if it worked, I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but, if you did..no it's actually still stupid, you're right.

    I could sort of imagine twirling it around and fucking someone's shit up.

    I looked at it for a second when the guy in my previous post was threatening me with physical harm. Then I saw the crowbar.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    does it have the three different sockets and then a screw driver head for some reason? Those kind you could use the screw driver bit as some kind of ultra dull two handed stabbing implement? That's about the best i could think of and it would be dumb.

  • JigrahJigrah Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    does it have the three different sockets and then a screw driver head for some reason? Those kind you could use the screw driver bit as some kind of ultra dull two handed stabbing implement? That's about the best i could think of and it would be dumb.

    Thats a weapon you just throw at someone, all ninja star like.

    Sure it won't have finesse and probably won't go far but damn't it would be one helluva distraction, could hurt too.

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My dad has a tire iron in his car, it could be a good weapon, you do a stabbing motion to someone with it, and when they grab it you quickly one two them in the face

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jigrah wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    does it have the three different sockets and then a screw driver head for some reason? Those kind you could use the screw driver bit as some kind of ultra dull two handed stabbing implement? That's about the best i could think of and it would be dumb.

    Thats a weapon you just throw at someone, all ninja star like.

    Sure it won't have finesse and probably won't go far but damn't it would be one helluva distraction, could hurt too.

    Could completely break the tension and cause everyone involved to burst out laughing. I support this idea.

  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    edited October 2008
    I am relatively small, by which I mean just about exactly on the average for a high schooler, so I avoid fights by acting crazy

    I jump up and yell about fisticuffs and then start waving my fists around and yealling about how my "pythons" or "guns" (biceps) will serve up a sound beating

    the person usually backs down at this point

    to this end, I have managed over the past three years, via an exhaustive regimen of lying, to acquire the nickname "the ox;" like, who wants to get in a fight with the ox?

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    The kid called the matador?

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Nothing much, existing mostly. How have you been?

  • Sir Red of the MantiSir Red of the Manti Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    i could see if i had like, 7 dozen sledge hammers. That could cause a problem, but one? really? I'm disappointed in your brain Sir Red, you're smarter then that.

    The four sided tire iron would be the most hilarious weapon if it worked, I have no idea how you'd pull it off, but, if you did..no it's actually still stupid, you're right.

    I thought it was like one of those 20+ lbs ones, my mistake.
    Anyway, I remember some movie where a guy ended up using a four sided tire iron to disarm guys wielding knives somehow, and I'd imagine it'd be a somewhat useful weapon if you didn't try to throw it like a ninja-star.

  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I never got into fights in highschool

    I was never once picked on

    everyone loves Rannydos

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Red, you always find and watch the dumbest things, stop that.

    t Viv: Good to hear! I would inquire further about your life but my details on it are sparse to none.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'll fight anyone here

    right now




    I'm all fiesty tonight

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I will fight you! I WILL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH! or for like 30 minutes, your call.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'd destroy you


    just a pink mist

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  • VivixenneVivixenne aDAWRable! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man, I'm hard like a T rex, I'll bite your fucking (Insert body part here) off and stomp around proving my dominance!

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    pfffft

    bring it, baldy

    I don't fight fatties

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  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Melding wrote: »
    Man, I'm hard like a T rex, I'll bite your fucking off and stomp around proving my dominance!

    I'm going to guess that you forgot to say cock

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm trained in zero martial arts and strong as a butterfly's wing.

    Who wants to fight?

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    I haven't been in an actual fight in so long, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I just want to punch someone in the face, win or lose.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Those owl eyes in your sig seem ready for a fight.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Daric wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Man, I'm hard like a T rex, I'll bite your fucking off and stomp around proving my dominance!

    I'm going to guess that you forgot to say cock

    I meant to leave in a blank for others to fill in but then, didn't.

  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof
    To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Those owl eyes in your sig seem ready for a fight.
    Give me your address, I can be there in at least 45 minutes to give you a good square punch in the face.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Swearing to gof is an affront to my god, WE MUST FIGHT NOW!

    I am now punching you in the liver.

  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof
    To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

    seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself

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  • J3pJ3p Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bibble you've got to stop hitting the bull testosterone so hard

    Look what it has done to you

    +./\ 50 ?. 50
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    J3p wrote: »
    Bibble you've got to stop hitting the bull testosterone so hard

    Look what it has done to you

    wanna fight

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof
    To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

    seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself
    Oh gof, it's not. It's a picture I took personally.

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof
    To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

    seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself
    Oh gof, it's not. It's a picture I took personally.

    right before you shat on the owl

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I haven't been in an actual fight in so long, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I just want to punch someone in the face, win or lose.

    Punch yourself in the face. Everybody wins.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    shibby is that the orly owl becausei swaer to gof
    To gof? you never swaer to gof, ever

    seriously if it is the orly owl go kill yourself
    Oh gof, it's not. It's a picture I took personally.

    right before you shat on the owl
    Gof, you caught me. lol

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Defender wrote: »
    I haven't been in an actual fight in so long, I feel like I'm missing out on life. I just want to punch someone in the face, win or lose.

    Punch yourself in the face. Everybody wins.
    Maybe I should go down to my old work. and punch some meat in the meat department, I just want to feel flesh smacking against my knuckles.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    hey i'd like to punch some dudes tonight.


    i'm frustrated as all hell and need violence

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith I hate this name. Salt Lake City, UTRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How the fuck would you fight someone with a sledgehammer? I mean... what the fuck, you've got to be a retard to get hit by someone swinging one of those.

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