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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    See? That's not so bad. Just do more of that shibby.
    I actually do a lot of that kind of stuff. I go over to my grandparents house at least once a week and help them around the house.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    I feel its the right thing to do so I tip the waiter or waitress. Although I've never worked at a restaurant so I don't know that might change my opninion on it

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  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Speaking of waiters and such. I went out to dinner last night with my mom and dad to a Mexican place. The waiter was standing close to me and was leaning over the table to take our orders. I swear, I could smell his crotch musk, and when he came back with our food, my elbow was right in his balls.

    It really weirded me out, so as soon as I was done I bolted.

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  • HallowedFaithHallowedFaith I hate this name. Salt Lake City, UTRegistered User regular
    Tipping people who are already doing a job they get paid for is stupid.

    Bring me my food bitch, that is why you have the little notepad and I AM SITTING IN THE FUCKING CHAIR WAITING TO EAT.










    But naw, I tip.

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User
    ....ok?

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    If you are considered a "tipped" employee, your federal minimum wage is $2.13 an hour.

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Thats makes no sense whatsoever.

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  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    Casper wrote: »
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

    amen to that

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  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Nogs wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

    amen to that

    I guess that's technically what I do. I use a buzzer. I'm scared of putting a razor to my wang. But the principle is the same

  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    If you are considered a "tipped" employee, your federal minimum wage is $2.13 an hour.

    No one is going to take a job making $2.13 an hour unless they make a shitload of untaxable free money in tips. And trust me, no one claims the entirety of their tips. Wiaters and waitresses generally claim just barely enough to not look suspicious.

    Also yeah shaving your junk is a terrible idea. Imagine having the razorburn from your face on your balls. And then the stubble? Jesus dude.

  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    That reminds me, I haven't trimmed my junk in about 13-14months, I am going to have to get around to doing that soon.

  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Casper wrote: »
    That reminds me, I haven't trimmed my junk in about 13-14months, I am going to have to get around to doing that soon.

    I had gone about 8 and damn it was getting pretty extreme down there. I'm moderately tempted to get some, like, eyebrow self-waxing kits or something for the shaft itself, because I hate that hair actually grows on my dick. Like, around the dick? Sure, just keep it trimmed, but what is this bullshit with follicles on the actual shaft of my cock? I hate that.

    edit: just to be clear it's only around the base we're not talking about a full coat of fur or anything

  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    Nogs wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

    amen to that

    I guess that's technically what I do. I use a buzzer. I'm scared of putting a razor to my wang. But the principle is the same

    although I have to admit, when I had surgery down there, those fuckers were smoother than marbles. It was incredible. but I don't think I could work the same angles.

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  • EinhanderEinhander __BANNED USERS
    Is there some kind of Nair you could get that doesn't burn? I'd love to have balls as smooth as marbles.

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    God, I accidentally got Nair on my balls once. Not the most pleasing thing in the world.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Doesn't Nair sting/itch?

  • Auntie ShibbyAuntie Shibby Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I guess it's not suppose to if you don't use it on naughty bits/sensitive areas. Because I've Naired my legs a couple times before, it just smells god awful.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    Like rubber or something. Yuck.

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    Nogs wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

    amen to that

    I guess that's technically what I do. I use a buzzer. I'm scared of putting a razor to my wang. But the principle is the same

    tweeze that shit

  • sdrawkcaB emaNsdrawkcaB emaN Awaiting Email Confirmation
    the wook wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

    amen to that

    I guess that's technically what I do. I use a buzzer. I'm scared of putting a razor to my wang. But the principle is the same

    tweeze that shit

    haha god that would be brutal

  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User
    Tipping people who are already doing a job they get paid for is stupid.

    Bring me my food bitch, that is why you have the little notepad and I AM SITTING IN THE FUCKING CHAIR WAITING TO EAT.










    But naw, I tip.



    Actually.

    At least up here, waitresses and bartenders have to "tip out" a certain percentage of the food and drink they sell. They also make minimum wage. It's assumed they will be tipped.


    They usually have to give like 2% to the kitchen and waitresses have to give 15% or so to the bar at the end of the night.

    If it's a bar they have to give between 20 to 60 dollars to each doorman/bouncer, depending on how busy the night was and how much shit happened that the doorman prevented (hopefully).

    The bartenders give about 60 to 80 dollars to each doorman, depending on the night.


    So if you don't tip them, they actually had to pay money to serve you.

    trent you will forever have zero girlfriends
  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    Geez I guess I'd poop in a toilet and then flush it like a normal person.

    never take it for granted

    Yeah. what if you where Munkus?

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    What is this pansy ass shit about not using a razor to shave your pubes?

    Man up. Shave your balls with that Mach 3. I do.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Only fags shave their pubes. If you shave your pubes, I WILL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH!

    Unless you're wook, i aint going near him.

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Wook is a big ole puss.

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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Good point.

    Wook, YOU ARE HUGE! YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS! I WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!

  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    What is this pansy ass shit about not using a razor to shave your pubes?

    Man up. Shave your balls with that Mach 3. I do.

    How is that "manning up"? You would have to cut yourself on purpose to get hurt with that kind of razor. It's not like we're using some straight razor from the Civil War here.

    hello massa, I jar jar binks
    I've overheard someone say "Don't say something is retarded, its not cool to make fun of retards. Just say its gay."
  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    I shave my pubes with a weed wacker

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    Melding wrote: »
    Only fags shave their pubes. If you shave your pubes, I WILL FIGHT YOU TO DEATH!

    Unless you're wook, i aint going near him.

    all i'm saying is the state of my pubes is really of no concern to me. but turnabout is fair play and i like my ladies to be groomed.

  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    the wook wrote: »
    Nogs wrote: »
    Casper wrote: »
    Man you know if more dudes shaved their junk I think we would have fewer fights.

    It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.

    I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.

    amen to that

    I guess that's technically what I do. I use a buzzer. I'm scared of putting a razor to my wang. But the principle is the same

    tweeze that shit

    haha god that would be brutal

    not after the first couple times

  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    I shave my pubes with a weed wacker

    i just grab a handful at a time and bite down on my wallet

  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    mrpaku wrote: »
    I shave my pubes with a weed wacker

    i just grab a handful at a time and bite down on my wallet

    I coat my pubes with chum and swim in the ocean

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    Defender wrote: »
    What is this pansy ass shit about not using a razor to shave your pubes?

    Man up. Shave your balls with that Mach 3. I do.

    How is that "manning up"? You would have to cut yourself on purpose to get hurt with that kind of razor. It's not like we're using some straight razor from the Civil War here.

    Everyone seems to be scared of taking a razor to their pubes.

    It's not bad at all.

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    i dunno, i get pretty terrible razor burn

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    shaving cream on the pubes not on balls/dick

    dick/balls razor time!

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  • Threadbare SockThreadbare Sock Awaiting Email Confirmation
    use a flowbee

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  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    I'm just gonna stick with tweezing

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    what the fuck is with these terrible fucking threads

    GOD DAMMIT

    I'LL FIGHT SOMEBODY

    SOME THREAD MAKER

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