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It really weirded me out, so as soon as I was done I bolted.
Bring me my food bitch, that is why you have the little notepad and I AM SITTING IN THE FUCKING CHAIR WAITING TO EAT.
But naw, I tip.
It's hard to be mad when you start your day just admiring the sleekness in the mirror.
I shaved my junk once and broke out with a nasty rash and plan on never doing that again. Neatly trimmed is as far as I go.
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amen to that
I guess that's technically what I do. I use a buzzer. I'm scared of putting a razor to my wang. But the principle is the same
No one is going to take a job making $2.13 an hour unless they make a shitload of untaxable free money in tips. And trust me, no one claims the entirety of their tips. Wiaters and waitresses generally claim just barely enough to not look suspicious.
Also yeah shaving your junk is a terrible idea. Imagine having the razorburn from your face on your balls. And then the stubble? Jesus dude.
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I had gone about 8 and damn it was getting pretty extreme down there. I'm moderately tempted to get some, like, eyebrow self-waxing kits or something for the shaft itself, because I hate that hair actually grows on my dick. Like, around the dick? Sure, just keep it trimmed, but what is this bullshit with follicles on the actual shaft of my cock? I hate that.
edit: just to be clear it's only around the base we're not talking about a full coat of fur or anything
although I have to admit, when I had surgery down there, those fuckers were smoother than marbles. It was incredible. but I don't think I could work the same angles.
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tweeze that shit
haha god that would be brutal
Actually.
At least up here, waitresses and bartenders have to "tip out" a certain percentage of the food and drink they sell. They also make minimum wage. It's assumed they will be tipped.
They usually have to give like 2% to the kitchen and waitresses have to give 15% or so to the bar at the end of the night.
If it's a bar they have to give between 20 to 60 dollars to each doorman/bouncer, depending on how busy the night was and how much shit happened that the doorman prevented (hopefully).
The bartenders give about 60 to 80 dollars to each doorman, depending on the night.
So if you don't tip them, they actually had to pay money to serve you.
Yeah. what if you where Munkus?
Man up. Shave your balls with that Mach 3. I do.
Unless you're wook, i aint going near him.
Wook, YOU ARE HUGE! YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS! I WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS!
How is that "manning up"? You would have to cut yourself on purpose to get hurt with that kind of razor. It's not like we're using some straight razor from the Civil War here.
all i'm saying is the state of my pubes is really of no concern to me. but turnabout is fair play and i like my ladies to be groomed.
not after the first couple times
i just grab a handful at a time and bite down on my wallet
I coat my pubes with chum and swim in the ocean
Everyone seems to be scared of taking a razor to their pubes.
It's not bad at all.
dick/balls razor time!
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