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Secret Santa 2008! No one on the corner gives swagga like us.

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  • GobboGobbo Registered User
    noir_blood wrote: »
    No Paul Hogan?
    Naah he vanished a while ago, until he resurfaced recently when the tax office was chasing him for fraud charges or something. Steve Irwin is (was?) the new Paul Hogan as far as I'm concerned, and sufficient time has passed for "Crikey, I'm dead!" jokes to draw a chuckle rather than a wince.

  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    How hilarious would it be if LPM got Lewie?

    He'd get coal for being jailed again.

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User
    The internet is serious business.

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    noir_blood wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Question.

    My wife lurked the forums and watched me participate in last years Secret Santa and thought it sounded really fun. Fun enough that she's considering doing it this year by herself. Now, I've already signed up, and I'm good to go, but I'm curious, would it be frowned upon if she also participated. I just don't want someone to think we're trying to just hog more presents or anything.

    I think the problem would be that she won't have any kind of a post history to stalk and determine a present from.

    Heh, I was thinking the same thing.

    But she's a girl right? So as long as we get her something pink she'll probably like it.

    A post history, not so much, but she does have an account on here:
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=37116
    A member since August.

    I know shes active on other forums, she doesn't use the same name sometimes, but I could easily post here her other aliases and such.


    edit: though, I'm pretty sure we've let lurkers take part in SS years prior.

  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    Kor wrote: »
    noir_blood wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Kor wrote: »
    Question.

    My wife lurked the forums and watched me participate in last years Secret Santa and thought it sounded really fun. Fun enough that she's considering doing it this year by herself. Now, I've already signed up, and I'm good to go, but I'm curious, would it be frowned upon if she also participated. I just don't want someone to think we're trying to just hog more presents or anything.

    I think the problem would be that she won't have any kind of a post history to stalk and determine a present from.

    Heh, I was thinking the same thing.

    But she's a girl right? So as long as we get her something pink she'll probably like it.

    A post history, not so much, but she does have an account on here:
    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=37116
    A member since August.

    I know shes active on other forums, she doesn't use the same name sometimes, but I could easily post here her other aliases and such.


    edit: though, I'm pretty sure we've let lurkers take part in SS years prior.

    I don't think there's any problem so long as she meets the requirements (registered account before certain date) and follows through with sending a gift.

    If she isn't very stalkable it just means that her santa won't be able to try to customize a gift that fits her. That's all.
    DO NOT SIGN UP IF...

    -> You did not join the forums on or before September 1st, 2008.

    -> You are not full of happy cheer. Giving is better than receiving. If you don't agree, then you are not invited to participate.

    -> You are not willing to pay for international shipping. I will not accept E-mails complaining that you live in Greenland and you got someone in Australia. Them's the breaks, sorry. If you fail to send a gift then you are not exempt from the BANNINATION. No joke. For reals.

    -> You are not willing to spend $20 on a gift or create / send something at least that awesome. This is up to your discretion, of course, but please do your best to make your Santee as happy as possible.

    -> You are not willing to take the chance that the gift you receive won't be awesome (double-negative attack!). Face it, if members of your own family get you crap you don't like, I wouldn't have high hopes for people on the internets. I won't listen to complaints that LewieP gave you Halo 3 and beef jerky wrapped in an American Flag; but you only like stuff from Japan.

    -> You can't send an appropriate gift. Seriously, no porn, anything dangerous, anything illegal, or anything that could be considered bad by someone's parents. You don't know how old your Santee is, and his moral leanings and all that. If you have to ask, I wouldn't send it. Err on the side of caution.

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  • DourinDourin Registered User regular
    So I've signed up, just waiting on the PM now. Assuming all goes well, and I'm in, here's some particulars:

    I'm a guy in my early 20's. I wear a shirt size XL. I own every Nintendo console (no virtual boy), a Dreamcast, PS2, PSP, DS, oXbox, 360, and my roommate has a PS3 for which I own games. I used to work at Blockbuster, so I am definitely a movie-watcher, especially with the horror genre. I am not artistically inclined in any way at all. I don't read nearly as much as I'd like to, but am not necessarily opposed to books. Just not sure when I'd get to reading my next book (I'm still on the 6th Harry Potter, and I've been reading them since the second one first came out). Last but not least, I enjoy listening to music, and my only real genres I can think of that I don't care for are country and rap/hip-hop. Also perhaps no heavy metal stuff either.

    Can't really think of anything else. I've not posted on here a whole lot about my tastes that I can remember, but where I post can usually be a good indication of my gaming tastes I suppose.

    Now, time to go poke the Doc and get that PM sent. :D

  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    You know that hops, one of the major ingredients of beer has something in it with the same properties as female estrogen?

  • JAEFJAEF Unstoppably Bald Registered User regular
    I once was given a knitting bag.
    For grannies.
    I don't knit, and never have and never will.

    I was saddened by the bag.

    Almost anything I can imagine would be better than a knitting bag.
    Except for the peach coloured dressing gown I also got off the same person.
    I don't do peach.
    Well now if I get you I know exactly what to buy.

    A mauve painting bag.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    Meiz wrote: »
    You know that hops, one of the major ingredients of beer has something in it with the same properties as female estrogen?

    Is that also the ingredient that makes beer taste like I am tea-bagging a hyena's anal pouch?

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Meiz wrote: »
    You know that hops, one of the major ingredients of beer has something in it with the same properties as female estrogen?

    Is that also the ingredient that makes beer taste like I am drinking some sweet, iced tea?

    Worst mental image ever. Seriously!

    This isn't the Christmas Spirit! We're not supposed to be talking about a hyena's anal pouch. Save that for January!

    e: Lame top of the page post brought to you by your fellow honky from the boards.

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games. Death Mountain.Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    You know that hops, one of the major ingredients of beer has something in it with the same properties as female estrogen?

    Is that also the ingredient that makes beer taste like HEY-YOOOH!

    Worst mental image ever. Seriously!

    This isn't the Christmas Spirit! We're not supposed to be talking about a hyena's anal pouch. Save that for January!

    e: Lame top of the page post brought to you by your fellow honky from the boards.

    We still love you (me at least).

    EDIT: Removed the worst mental image ever thing. I suggest others do likewise.

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  • Glenn565Glenn565 Registered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    Meiz wrote: »
    You know that hops, one of the major ingredients of beer has something in it with the same properties as female estrogen?

    Is that also the ingredient that makes beer taste like I am tea-bagging a hyena's anal pouch?

    Worst mental image ever. Seriously!

    This isn't the Christmas Spirit! We're not supposed to be talking about a hyena's anal pouch. Save that for January!

    e: Lame top of the page post brought to you by your fellow honky from the boards.

    We still love you (me at least).

    He lies. We all hate you.
    Spoiler:

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User
    Anyone who quotes anything mentioning anal pouches again gets Gary the Coal Shoveler for their Santa. I'm not above giving him dozens of Santees.

    This applies to quoting this post, too.

    Time to catch up with the ol' spreadsheet!

    edit: holy crap 174 people. 12 people in the past day... looks like we'll settle right under 200. Gosh.

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  • NitsuaNitsua Newport News, VARegistered User regular
    What's the average number of people you usually get for this sort of thing?

  • Satanic JesusSatanic Jesus In a library with broken glasses Registered User regular
    Nitsua wrote: »
    What's the average number of people you usually get for this sort of thing?

    Noone is allowed to say OVER 9000 THOUSAND

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  • NorfairNorfair Registered User
    Woo! I'm in! All righty, time to leave some stalker info.

    First off, no NSFW/porn or what have you. I'm spending the holidays with my family this year, and they're pretty conservative (and older). I don't want them to be shocked or offended or whatever on a holiday, because I intend to be good and not open anything until Christmas (although I will take a pic and post it when I get a package).

    Game systems are Wii, DS, GBA, and PSP. I can't afford a PS3 or 360 right now, which sucks, but I do love my portables (and don't mind the Wii). I may have posted about a few games I don't have yet somewhere around here. (I'll take an obvious one off the table, as I preordered the new DS Castlevania already.) I don't like sports games, and am not a big FPS or RTS player (although I do play them occasionally), but anything else is OK. I don't mind getting games, because my gaming budget is a little thin this year.

    I like pretty much any gaming-related swag apart from trading/playing cards (they look cool, but I'm bad at the games). I'm a huge Metroid fan and really like Castlevania, if that helps. But I'm not picky about this kind of thing.

    Books--I likes books. Science fiction and crime fiction are best, but I also like some fantasy stuff, and I like reading popular scientific nonfiction, as well as books on movies or music. Some authors I like are John Scalzi, Neil Gaiman, Sue Grafton, Douglas Adams, and Elmore Leonard. Also comics. I like Bone (wouldn't mind getting to read all of it), stuff by Grant Morrison, Joss Whedon, or Warren Ellis, and classic Lee/Kirby Marvel among many other things. Don't read much manga but I do like a bit of it (Azumanga Daioh, Excel Saga for example). Not into the Star Wars EU stuff.

    Movies--my favorite directors are Terry Gilliam, Stanley Kubrick, Martin Scorsese, and Akira Kurosawa. I also like John Woo's Hong Kong stuff (I like Hong Kong stuff in general, actually) and classic horror/monster movies ('30s Universal, or Hammer horror). Also gangster movies. I also like some anime (early Gainax like Wings of Honneamise, Studio Ghibli, Excel Saga again).

    TV--I'm an incipient Joss Whedon nerd, apparently, but somehow don't own any Buffy even though I have the Firefly set. I also like Fawlty Towers, Black Adder, Flight of the Conchords, Psych, The Office (either UK or US), etc. (I already have all of the seasons so far of House, and all of Arrested Development.)

    Clothes--I wear a 2 or 3XL shirt (yeah, I'm a fatty... but I've managed to successfully lose and keep off 50 pounds in the last 15 months, so nyah). Anything geeky or comfortable is fine with me.

    Tech Toys--I like gadgets, so, not picky.

    Candy--I try not to eat a lot of candy any more, and can't eat hard candy at all (they would screw up my crowns, and I've had enough root canals lately, thanks), but I like getting local stuff--chocolates or whatever--that I can't get in the Western US. Any local color stuff at all is cool with me, actually.

    So I tried not to go into too much detail, and probably failed, but I didn't want to put up a detailed wish list, just give you a few ideas. I don't post a whole lot, so there isn't much there for stalking. ;-) Anyway, it's the giving, not the getting, right? This is my first forum Secret Santa, so this is going to be fun (and a little nervous-making).

  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User
    Nitsua wrote: »
    What's the average number of people you usually get for this sort of thing?

    Noone is allowed to say OVER 9000 THOUSAND

    187 people last year

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  • JCRooksJCRooks Registered User
    Hmm, I guess I should also provide some hints for my Santa.

    In addition to being a video game nerd, I'm also a rather big anime otaku (hence my avatar). I've already spent hundreds on my current vacation in Japan buying various anime/video-game soundtracks and other assorted knick-knacks. I would recommend not buying me a game or anime, since I probably already have ones that I want, but I'll gladly take any random trinket that you think would be cool. :)

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  • darleysamdarleysam Registered User regular
    Do you want to make a note of the closing entry date in the title, just in case there's any stragglers who've not seen?
    Or are those the kinds of people who might forget..

    edit: wait, there's no Gabe, Tycho or Khoo involved yet? Damnit, now I need to go punch someone.

  • RubickRubick Registered User
    More hints for my SS:
    Spoiler:

  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    Nitsua wrote: »
    What's the average number of people you usually get for this sort of thing?

    Noone is allowed to say OVER 9000 THOUSAND

    187 people last year

    This number, it must be broken!

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  • KorKor Known to detonate from time to time Registered User regular
    Oh, hey, so totally forgot to post about myself.

    So, I'm married and in the military.

    Shirt, I wear a Medium. I like shirts with designs or charactes on them, but anything with a "quirky" line of text, I probably wont wear. Also, I live in Albuquerque, so for the love of god, no black. :P

    Systems: Wii, 360, DS and PC are probably what all gets the most attention. I have almost every system out there sans a PS3 and a Virtual Boy.

    I pretty much just made the jump to HD, though I'm missing one ingredient, Blu-ray, but I don't plan on adding it anything soon. I've got a 52" LCD TV, and a 5.1 Surround sound.

    I'm a pretty big Nintendo Franchise whore. Marios, Zeldas, Kirbys, etc... I dont' care what any "macho" guy says, Kirby is the man.

    We love pets. Currently we have a Dog, Cat, and Rabbit. (Go figure the Rabbit is the dominant animal of the house)

    I played WoW forver ago, gave it up December of last year. I replaced my WoW addication with my 360. bought Rock Band and Halo, and I honestly spend about 50 hours a week collectively on them.

    For Movies, I love thrillers, or the types of movies where some elaborate plan is played thru, and then after they succeed, they go back and show you the little details you probably weren't paying attention to. Kinda like Ocean's 11.

    The Misses decided she'll hold off on SS until next year, but if you're curious, she absolutely loves Haruhi. We're both also big Bleach watchers, though we haven't touched anything that hasn't been officially dubbed yet, which puts us in the middle of the first filler chunk (god damn bount arc is horrible).

    We just recently got into watching "The Office" and "Always Sunny".

    I'm not gonna lie, typically, I can't stand reading. I don't know what it is, but my mind just requires more visual stimulation. Graphic novels are okay, but most books I just can't finish.

    Thats all for now... Gotta leave something to "hunt" for, right?

  • areaarea Registered User regular
    I've watched this from the sidelines from the last two years, thinking I really should take part, but now I've finally bitten the bullet.

    I'm not really convinced I should give help to my Santa; I'll say I take a small t-shirt, but other than that, I think it's more fun if you're on your own :).

    EDIT: Oh, no food. Allergies are a hassle :(.

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  • IcemopperIcemopper Registered User regular
    If whoever wants, santa, a Left 4 Dead ticket would be amazingly kind.

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  • AsiinaAsiina Registered User regular
    I'm going to give such a terrible present.

    I won't try to give a terrible present, but oh man it'll be a terrible present.

    If I am your santa, you will get something wacky and fun. I will absolutely not be buying a game for anyone. Cool stuff is so much better than something you could just buy anywhere.

  • Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    I am not on the list.

    I should be.

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User
    Mr_Grinch wrote: »
    I am not on the list.

    I should be.

    Quoted for posterity.

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  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Oh I hope I don't get Mr_Grinch. As soon as I open the box, a giant fist will come out and hit me in the face. :P

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Oh I hope I don't get Mr_Grinch. As soon as I open the box, a giant fist will come out and hit me in the face. :P

    He is a mean one, that Mr Grinch.

    I think their SS needs to send them a copy of Halo 3 wrapped in a roast beast.

    Farscape is pretty much the best at anything
  • LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    Mr_Grinch wrote: »
    I am not on the list.

    I should be.

    So why aren't you, then? even Lewie is!

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  • ImprovoloneImprovolone Registered User
    Alright, I guess I should toss up a lil about me.

    I was born, and pretty much grew up in Philadelphia. I spent alot of time on the playground, even up untill I was a teen (but I suppose I was playing basketball by then). Unfortunatly, I wound up getting into a pretty nasty fight with this one group of guys who just kept harassing me. My mom, still realing from being left by her husband, decided that she couldn't take care of me and shipped me off to live with some relatives I kinda knew in California.
    So I landed in Cali and had to take a funky-ass lookin cab because I had pretty much no cash. Note: Funky-ass, illegitimate cabs, are cheap. I got to my aunts house sometime that evening and holy shit, had she done well for herself.
    Life has been a riot ever since.
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  • ChenChen Registered User regular
    Wait, I never got a verification PM. You did e-mail me so I'm sure it's all right.

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User
    Chen wrote: »
    Wait, I never got a verification PM. You did e-mail me so I'm sure it's all right.

    Yeah the first 10-15 or so received emails instead of PMs. If you're on the list in the OP, you're good to go.

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  • TheOne(AndOnly)TheOne(AndOnly) Registered User
    Hurray! I'm on the list, and sig updated for awesome things I like.

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  • Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    anal pouches

    Luckily I'm not signing up for this until next year.

    Something about me sending off/receiving presents to and from random internet people would likely confuse my parents. Next year I'll be off to college and all over this.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    To aid in my Santa's stalking, I'll provide some information.
    Spoiler:

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • DaemonionDaemonion Registered User regular
    Alright, sending my shit in. This sounds too awesome to pass up.


    For my Santa:
    Spoiler:

    Strain 121 wrote: »
    Spoiler:

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    2 days and the stalking begins. Muahahaha!

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  • areaarea Registered User regular
    My PM told me not to reply if all of my details were correct, so I did not. I'm not on the list though :?.

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  • Doc HollidayDoc Holliday Registered User
    area wrote: »
    My PM told me not to reply if all of my details were correct, so I did not. I'm not on the list though :?.

    I gotcha. I haven't had the time to update the OP for a day or so.

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