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It turns out that I am pretty damn old, and ten years ago, I graduated from North Stafford High School in rustic Stafford, VA.
Thanks to facebook, I've found out that my 10-year reunion is this Saturday. The problem is that I am a miserable failure in life and I need to come up with a good cover story to impress the yokels who never made it out of Stafford.
Plausible is fine, and of course, it doesn't have to be verifiable, once I crawl out in a drunken stupor, I don't care if they fact check.
I'm thinking of dressing like this:
And of course I have Dr. Oatman on speed dial.
Feel free to discuss Gross Pointe Blank instead of my shitty small town reunion.