you'd need to coordinate some amazing entrance with that story, like get tossed out of a moving cab or something
just leave people wondering
All non-chalantly rolling to your feet and dusting yourself off as you walk.
Hey how's the wife?
A terse phonecall during dinner from Donald Rumsfeld
Hire someone (or get a friend) in a black suit and tie to come to the sign-in desk and ask for them to page you. When the person handing out name-tags hesitates (assuming he/she doesn't have the ability to page from the fold-out chair) this person should shove by her saying "Fuck it there's not time for this" and entering the reunion. There they need to make a bee-line to you, grab you on the shoulder and say "Albatross just gave the okay, you're wanted for consultation immediately" in a stern tone before escorting you out of the building at a fast-walk.
Before walking through the door walk up to the nearest table there and demand that the people there hand you one pen, one piece of paper, a watch battery and a shoelace. Thank them for helping their country and get the hell out the door.
I need a ballpoint pen, two 3x5 cards, a small flashlight, one stick of fruit flavored gum, some eyedrops and three matches.
The American people thank you.
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After telling everyone something different once somebody calls you out on it tell them the "truth"
you're actually a writer for the colbert report and you're testing out a bit for the show.
I kind of look forward to my reunion. I'm just curious about what has happened to people since high school. Particularly since I feel I've changed a lot, myself.
Also I kind of hope something crazy happens. Some sort of crazy outburst or fight or something.
I am actually a reporter for local big city newpaper, disguising myself as a reunion goer to get the real dirt, while trying not to fall in love with a former teacher.
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reunions never appealed to me
the only people I really care about from that time are still good friends
the only other big reasons to go are morbid curiosity or to show off
neither of which I really care enough about
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Then when it's over the next day people will be like "did you see NaC? I can't believe what he's done with himself!"
"Oh I know, the poor guy. I really thought he'd do something with himself."
"What?"
"What?"
wanna know how I got these scars
>activate lantern
I need a ballpoint pen, two 3x5 cards, a small flashlight, one stick of fruit flavored gum, some eyedrops and three matches.
The American people thank you.
you're actually a writer for the colbert report and you're testing out a bit for the show.
I bet they are all unemployed now.
Also I kind of hope something crazy happens. Some sort of crazy outburst or fight or something.
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Hey Orik, weren't you going to start a thread when the IF2008 games come out? I was looking forward to somebody telling me which ones I should play!
Just tell people you're a fire truck.
Part-time so they don't get suspicious.
She got a prostetic leg but then gained like 100lbs so now it looks like a peg leg.
she lost it from the knee down.
But then when you live in a city this small you get a chance to reunion with high school co-attendees all the time.
5 years 'til my 10 year reunion
NaC is oooold
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yeah i was going to do that today but i got massively sick so now i'm going to do it tomorrow or friday
the only people I really care about from that time are still good friends
the only other big reasons to go are morbid curiosity or to show off
neither of which I really care enough about
The correct term is experienced, my dear.
You now own a small pastry shop.
Old.
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Oh god, I am old.
I got nothing to show for the past decade of my life
except great stories and yet another language under my belt.
Come to think of it, I think I'll do pretty okay at the Reunion.
It would explain the erectile dysfunction.
Quiet granddad.
You'd be a hell of a lot better looking than some of the girls I went to school with.
throw in a twenty and i'll give you a free aftershow blowy
Never take it off.
I don't want to hang out with everyone and their children, who will probably be around ten years old
tax-deductable?
look do you want a blowjob or not
they don't call me 'the person who gives the best blowjobs in the east' for nothing
the other donation is
You said that I had to take one for the team, that this blowjob would help cure cancer in children.
God, now I wish I could attend just to say this.