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You're making a movie about Jean Claude Van Damme and you don't tell Van Damme?

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bananas..in pajamas...walking down the stairs!

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it's "coming down" you heathen

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    RobchamRobcham The Rabbit King of your pantsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    "going down"

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it would be pretty horrifying to have a nightmare consisting of being chased by two big bananas in pajamas.

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    im into this movie right nowwww

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    -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Newtron wrote: »
    it would be pretty horrifying to have a nightmare consisting of being chased by two big bananas in pajamas.

    It's the catching you unawares part that you have to worry about.

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    MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I support this movie.

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    this page is giving me a seizure

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Now we need a Steven Segal movie.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Van Damme, you lunkhead! You're supposed to be fighting Jackie Chan!

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    Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Best idea for a movie:

    Jean Claude Van Damme versus Chuck Norris versus Jet Li versus Jackie Chan versus Steven Seagal.

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    msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Versus the reanimated corpse of Bruce Lee.

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    DraevenDraeven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    that isn't any fair to the rest of the guys, cause we all know the corpse of bruce lee would woop everyones ass.

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    plus he could eat all of them and people would be like 'oh right youre a zombie now so you eat people' and hed be all 'i aint no zombie and i ate some wontons earlier today no problem' and everyone would go 'shit man that is fucking badass'

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    man fuck Chuck Norris

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    uh oh

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    yeah I SAID IT

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    man fuck Chuck Norris

    I love you this much


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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    you should be careful viv, you could cut someone with opinions that edgy

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dan we should have sex

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dan we should have sex

    totally


    until one of us dies, it's the only proper way

    Stale on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    you should be careful viv, you could cut someone with opinions that edgy

    I also think that lolcats are outdated and unfunny

    YEAH, TAKE THAT, INTERNET

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dan we should have sex

    totally


    until one of us dies, it's the only proper way

    I am literally about to suffer an aneurysm resisting the urge to post what I was originally going to post in response to this

    because even though you know it'd be in good humor

    some lines you just don't cross

    n'aw mean

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    you should be careful viv, you could cut someone with opinions that edgy

    I also think that lolcats are outdated and unfunny

    YEAH, TAKE THAT, INTERNET

    yowzah

    someone hold her down

    SHE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dan we should have sex

    totally


    until one of us dies, it's the only proper way

    I am literally about to suffer an aneurysm resisting the urge to post what I was originally going to post in response to this

    because even though you know it'd be in good humor

    some lines you just don't cross

    n'aw mean

    My dear

    I would hope that by now, you of all fucking people, would know that with those I consider real friends don't have lines to begin with.

    Stale on
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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Air wrote: »
    plus he could eat all of them and people would be like 'oh right youre a zombie now so you eat people' and hed be all 'i aint no zombie and i ate some wontons earlier today no problem' and everyone would go 'shit man that is fucking badass'

    except he'd be trying to talk to them and he'd be all "ching chong wing wong" and they'd be like "this shit is crazy"

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dan we should have sex

    totally


    until one of us dies, it's the only proper way

    I am literally about to suffer an aneurysm resisting the urge to post what I was originally going to post in response to this

    because even though you know it'd be in good humor

    some lines you just don't cross

    n'aw mean

    My dear

    I would hope that by now, you of all fucking people, would know that with those I consider real friends don't have lines to begin with.

    I'm saying that some people might read it and not get that, is my point.

    And PMing you would mean the joke is lost.

    But if I know you like I know you then you know what I was gonna say anyway so let us heartily chuckle and then hug tightly and never let go.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    to be honest i prefer steven segal to chuck norris

    under siege was a masterpiece

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    i think any confusion that other people might be cleared up when stale doesn't want to kill you after you say ostensibly mean things

    it's like how people know me and ascot are like this because i can call him retarded and he's not like 'hey :('

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dan we should have sex

    totally


    until one of us dies, it's the only proper way

    I am literally about to suffer an aneurysm resisting the urge to post what I was originally going to post in response to this

    because even though you know it'd be in good humor

    some lines you just don't cross

    n'aw mean

    My dear

    I would hope that by now, you of all fucking people, would know that with those I consider real friends don't have lines to begin with.

    I'm saying that some people might read it and not get that, is my point.

    And PMing you would mean the joke is lost.

    But if I know you like I know you then you know what I was gonna say anyway so let us heartily chuckle and then hug tightly and never let go.

    DEAL

    <3

    Stale on
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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i think any confusion that other people might be cleared up when stale doesn't want to kill you after you say ostensibly mean things

    it's like how people know me and ascot are like this because i can call him retarded and he's not like 'hey :('

    I know what you mean

    when i verbally trash you, it's not like anyone steps in on your behalf because you're smiling and laughing

    you're just so happy

    you're just so outdated vernacular for happy

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i think any confusion that other people might be cleared up when stale doesn't want to kill you after you say ostensibly mean things

    it's like how people know me and ascot are like this because i can call him retarded and he's not like 'hey :('

    yeah but my point is what if someone sees me get away with it and they think it's okay to go to town on Stale with those kinds of jokes?

    it'd be like me calling ascot retarded and not expecting him to flip me the bird through the internets or something I dunno that might be a poor example I hardly ever interact with the guy

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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    you're just so outdated vernacular for happy

    oh my god this line

    this line, it made me laugh pretty hard

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    i don't think ascot will flip the bird because you call him retarded

    here let's try

    hey ascot you're retarded

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    i do think you would have to be retarded to think its okay to be mean to stale based on you of all people saying something that could be construed as mean

    bongi on
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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    hey bongi i'm in new york city

    i feel so close to you right now

    Shankusu on
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    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    i do think you would have to be retarded to think its okay to be mean to stale based on you of all people saying something that could be construed as mean

    this is a fair point

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    bongibongi regular
    edited October 2008
    Shankusu wrote: »
    hey bongi i'm in new york city

    i feel so close to you right now

    which of you is typing, so that i know how much to care

    bongi on
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    ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Shankusu wrote: »
    hey bongi i'm in new york city

    i feel so close to you right now

    which of you is typing, so that i know how much to care

    well now I don't want to tell you

    Shankusu on
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