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"Oh by the way, here is $300"

StoverStover Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Social Entropy++
So I dropped by home earlier today, in order to say hello to the fine people who are giving me lots of money for college.

After talking for a while, my dad says "Oh by the way, I was going though some of our old files the other day and found this $300 in treasury notes that your Grandma gave you about 15 years ago. Here you go."

My question to you, Wubblers, is how should I split this newly found money between hookers and blow.

I am thinking about 60/40.

(also stories of cool things you guys found at home)

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    KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    gimme an xbox

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    Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    gimme an xbox460

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This one time I was visiting home, and as I was leaving, my mom was all "Oh, honey, you almost forgot these" and I turned around and she was topless

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Randall_Flagg wrote: »
    gimme an xbox460

    That doesn't even exist.

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    UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    bought my mom a car

    spent the rest on

    PCP

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Buy me one of these. :D

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i came home from college to find out my grandpa moved in and there is kitty litter all over the bathroom because he has two cats

    i fucking hate stepping on kitty litter

    and i have to do it everytime i go to the bathroom

    that is not a cool thing i found

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    Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    one time when I was like 16 I found a $100 bill in my bra. I still don't know where it came from nor do I remember what I spent it on.

    Also I think you should swap your ratio, you'll run out of blow faster than hookers.

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    Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    sleep stripping

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    one time when I was like 16 I found a $100 bill in my bra. I still don't know where it came from nor do I remember what I spent it on.

    :winky:

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    one time when I was like 16 I found a $100 bill in my bra. I still don't know where it came from nor do I remember what I spent it on.

    Also I think you should swap your ratio, you'll run out of blow faster than hookers.

    I may have to compare consumption rates from earlier studies.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Ericka, you don't have to make up stories just to let us know you are a girl. The other females here have shown that you can just make that their entire post and they'll get attention

    I am always thrilled when I find money in my pockets during laundry time. It's like I've won a prize for being hygienic.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    one time I took off work and I was pissed because I hate not making money but then while I was running I found five 20 dollar bills on the ground

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    ObbiObbi Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen how dare you

    that was the ground's money

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    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How do you find five of them. I could see a 20 dollar bill but five?

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I am confused how people can lose money.

    I mean I can have an amount I wasn't quite expecting in my wallet.

    But I don't find money in any other place other than my wallet.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    get a Zune

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    Teh ErickaTeh Ericka Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Fiz wrote: »
    Ericka, you don't have to make up stories just to let us know you are a girl.
    actually, I'm just a sweet transvestite.

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    vsovevsove ....also yes. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    How do you find five of them. I could see a 20 dollar bill but five?

    Maybe some guy went hiking and didn't have any bread crumbs, but happened to have a whole wallet full of 20 dollar bills to use in marking his path.

    Then when five of them were gone he got horribly lost and died of starvation. Or scurvy.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Dr.Funkenstein wrote: »
    How do you find five of them. I could see a 20 dollar bill but five?

    they were all bifolded together.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Ericka, you don't have to make up stories just to let us know you are a girl.
    actually, I'm just a sweet transvestite.

    and a slutty one at that

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Teh Ericka wrote: »
    Fiz wrote: »
    Ericka, you don't have to make up stories just to let us know you are a girl.
    actually, I'm just a sweet transvestite.

    From Transsexual Transylvania?

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I never find random money in my house

    spare change goes into a jar right when I get home, and bills are always in my wallet

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    why don't you drink 100 cups of coffee

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    zimfanzimfan Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    one time me and my dad were taking a walk and we found an iPhone just left there on a bench

    we left it there though

    @Centipede: Love that episode

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Blaket wrote: »
    I am confused how people can lose money.

    I mean I can have an amount I wasn't quite expecting in my wallet.

    But I don't find money in any other place other than my wallet.

    I went through a phase for a while where I would constantly leave money in my pants pockets.

    I started sensing something amiss when other people were actually doing my laundry for me

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I was picturing a little trail of twenties leading to a large cage propped on a stick.

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    FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    One time I found some money, credit cards, and even a drivers license in some guy's wallet. It was really hard getting it out of his pocket

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    OskiOski Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    caffeine poisoning

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    OskiOski Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    lols

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    I was picturing a little trail of twenties leading to a large cage propped on a stick.

    This.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    This one time I was visiting home, and as I was leaving, my mom was all "Oh, honey, you almost forgot these" and I turned around and she was topless

    scarring

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    StoverStover Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    This one time I was visiting home, and as I was leaving, my mom was all "Oh, honey, you almost forgot these" and I turned around and she was topless

    scarring

    Not necessarily. I mean, she could be hot.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    why don't you drink 100 cups of coffee

    hahahahah

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    This one time I was visiting home, and as I was leaving, my mom was all "Oh, honey, you almost forgot these" and I turned around and she was topless

    scarring

    A little bit. But then she made up for it with this like killer blowjob

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    If you spend it all on blow you can use said blow to pay hookers. WIN WIN

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    This one time I was visiting home, and as I was leaving, my mom was all "Oh, honey, you almost forgot these" and I turned around and she was topless

    scarring

    A little bit. But then she made up for it with this like killer blowjob

    More like Oedipus Rox.

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Poorochondriac wrote: »
    This one time I was visiting home, and as I was leaving, my mom was all "Oh, honey, you almost forgot these" and I turned around and she was topless

    scarring

    A little bit. But then she made up for it with this like killer blowjob

    More like Oedipus Rox.

    That was a good one.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey, I think I remember Ericka

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    dark_porpoisedark_porpoise Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Centipede Damascus wrote: »
    why don't you drink 100 cups of coffee

    Thank you for that, I had forgotten about that episode, I'm going to go watch it now. Any one of them with Nixon in it is great.

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