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But last night I went straight from a rather involved nightmare about trying to defend a rapidly disintegrating house against a horde of indistinct enemies into paralysis. Since I was on my side, it didn't feel like I had a weight on my chest, which is usually how it manifests when I'm on my back. Instead, it felt like something had an arm wrapped around my ribcage and was squeezing the breath out of me.
And it came with the whole hallucination of a malevolent presence in the room. For a while there, I was fairly convinced that something had come in through my front door and was standing next to my bed, reaching up, and crushing me to death.
It suuuucked. I thought I was over this crap.
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But not nearly as funny as pickle surprise
I am a few pages late on this
but that was an awesome episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark
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To be blunt, the last thing I'd want is to bowl you over, causing an injury and forcing you to hash out a life on the streets, just you and the roaches, scraping out the bottom of the barrel.
Man, I don't think the forum could take a hit like that.
God I miss this show.
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I concede the point, sir.
I'm glad we had this opportunity to duel, I've been listening to Spider Robinson's Callahan Chronicles audio books, and have been itching for pun battles.
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EDIT: And I fully expect to be infracted for that.
imagine running down a flight of stairs, firmly grabbing the railing.
now imagine the railing suddenly transformed into a razorblade.
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You quickly find yourself short-handed.
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I use it to cut my wrists to let out THE PAAAAAIIINNN
Why would the railing suddenly transform into a razorblade?
Did someone design it to do that?
Or is it just magic?
Because if it's the latter, then it just doesn't cut it for me.
that the robots implanted in your mind
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man i don't know.
many people curse at me when i tell them this.
it's quite fun to see them cringe, as their brain digests what is said and automatically imagines what it would feel like.
Satan, look! (amazon list updated)
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Bastard is lucky he wasn't in Florida. We don't take kindly to wizardry.
-I am The Alpha and The Omega-
Oh shit it was
God, I feel like an idiot for not catching that
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You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
You're just not sharp enough.
bwanie your posts make me hate you
Silmaril is just telling it to you straight.
Always living life on the edge.
Burna shave.
FOOT SWEATERS
we really should cut it out
alternate response:
they must make your heart rate climb
get it
Whatever way you slice it, thats where life is.
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They are the lowest rung in comedy.
They make snakes look hilarious.
Absolutely hissssterical.
your hate makes me post you.
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you're so edgie
edit: too late.
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