So I guess McCain has to capture Bin Laden in the next 2 weeks if he wants a shot at this.
McCain would have to be pictured on every national news network riding Bin Laden like a steer (reins and saddle included) into Guantanamo to pull this one around.
I actually somehow feel better about the entire election after watching this.
Which isn't actually surprising I guess since, ya know, comic relief and all that.
I was just going to say the same thing. It just makes me feel like, even though I loathe the McCain ticket, and I will never vote for McCain, I just feel now like he's not the devil. He throws his fits, but he does it because he's so passionate about his (stupid) ideas. Once the dust settles, he's going to be an alright guy...
mxmarks on
PSN: mxmarks - WiiU: mxmarks - twitter: @ MikesPS4 - twitch.tv/mxmarks - "Yes, mxmarks is the King of Queens" - Unbreakable Vow
So I guess McCain has to capture Bin Laden in the next 2 weeks if he wants a shot at this.
McCain would have to be pictured on every national news network riding Bin Laden like a steer (reins and saddle included) into Guantanamo to pull this one around.
I think Bush capturing Bin Laden would be more than enough to put McCain into the lead, very possibly by double digits.
It's very possible a mere alleged terrorist threat would be enough to push him into the lead. This is so far from over.
Thanatos on
0
Options
David_TA fashion yes-man is no good to me.Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered Userregular
So I guess McCain has to capture Bin Laden in the next 2 weeks if he wants a shot at this.
McCain would have to be pictured on every national news network riding Bin Laden like a steer (reins and saddle included) into Guantanamo to pull this one around.
I think Bush capturing Bin Laden would be more than enough to put McCain into the lead, very possibly by double digits.
Would Bin Laden be carrying 700 billion dollars at the time of his capture?
"People tell me I share the politics of Alfred E. Smith and the earns of Alfred E. Neumann"
"I was originally told that we would able to move this outdoors to Yankee Stadium. Can someone tell me what happened to the Greek columns I requested."
"On the Waldorf Astoria: They tell me, from the doorstep, you can see all the way to the Russian Tea Room."
To Al Smith IV: "I obviously never knew your grandfather, but from everything Sen. McCain has told me..."
Mayor Michael Bloomberg's term limits maneuverings caused Bill Clinton to say: "You can do that?"
The housing crisis "has been eight times harder on John McCain."
"The last few weeks, John's been out on the campaign trail asking the question Who Is Barack Obama. I've got to admit, I was surprised by the question: the answer is right there on my Facebook page."
"I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on krypton...."
"I got my name Barack from my father.... it's actually Swahali for "That one."
My middle name, it's not what you think. It's actually "Steve."
"There was a point in my life when I started palling around with a pretty ugly crowd.... that's right... I've been a member of the United States Senate."
"Fox News accused me of fathering two African-American children in wedlock."
So I guess McCain has to capture Bin Laden in the next 2 weeks if he wants a shot at this.
McCain would have to be pictured on every national news network riding Bin Laden like a steer (reins and saddle included) into Guantanamo to pull this one around.
I think Bush capturing Bin Laden would be more than enough to put McCain into the lead, very possibly by double digits.
Would Bin Laden be carrying 700 billion dollars at the time of his capture?
I actually somehow feel better about the entire election after watching this.
Which isn't actually surprising I guess since, ya know, comic relief and all that.
I was just going to say the same thing. It just makes me feel like, even though I loathe the McCain ticket, and I will never vote for McCain, I just feel now like he's not the devil. He throws his fits, but he does it because he's so passionate about his (stupid) ideas. Once the dust settles, he's going to be an alright guy...
Eh, I still haven't forgiven McCain for his attempt to turn the rebuttal of his running mates remarks into some sort of attack on his supporters. But even with that seeing the two candidates in a room giving each other shit and laughing about it makes me feel less tense about the whole thing.
There's just been so much negativity from both sides and I'm not necessarily talking about the two campaigns. I'm not saying a lot of it hasn't been justified but even justified bile still tastes like, well, bile.
HappylilElf on
0
Options
lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
edited October 2008
Hillary, oddly enough, looks a lot better nowadays.
Sarah Palin is going to be on SNL this weekend, according to CNN just now. Debate with Tina Fey/Palin?
Man, to be an SNL writer right now has to be very very tense.
Do you attempt to write something that will make people laugh AT her, and because she's a total IDIOT, convince her it will make people laugh WITH her?
mxmarks on
PSN: mxmarks - WiiU: mxmarks - twitter: @ MikesPS4 - twitch.tv/mxmarks - "Yes, mxmarks is the King of Queens" - Unbreakable Vow
Well, Obama probably shouldn't get into comedy. McCain was definitely funnier. Maybe he should have taken this approach instead.
Obama was on Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me. He was hilarious, unscriptably so. It was during the primaries before he was a serious contender, so I can't remember what he said. But, it was what put me in the Obama camp.
He's a funny damn guy. The only thing that made me waiver afterwards was when he said Imus shoulda been fired for the nappy haired comments. But, really, he's a naturally funny dude.
Hillary, oddly enough, looks a lot better nowadays.
she looks.. Happier...
Noticed that myself. The contrast form the end of the primaries was really striking.
Then again I hardly remember seeing her laugh at all during that time and even when she did she still looked tense enough to be on the verge of shiving someone. Of course running for president is undoubtedly a little on the taxing side. Obama's joke about the gray hair was funny because it's really very true :P
The thing to remember about McCain is tomorrow he will let Palin back out with her hateful bullshit. His party continues to put borderline racist stuff up and he sits here telling jokes. He wants americans to like him despite the fact he is embracing racism and fostering the idea Obama is a terrorist.
Just today there was a story about how the california gop president had a picture with fried chicken and watermelon with relation to obama, they said its just food. This is his party. A group of old racists who are fine laughing at a black man as long as he doesn't live near them, want to be their friend or god forbid run for public office.
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Oh, it's not changing anyone's opinion (around here), but like Huckabee, I can laugh at the man's jokes while hating his campaign management and stances on the issues. It's important to be reminded that very, very few people are honestly incarnations of evil, but simply human beings complete with all the faults and failures.
That was funny... just saw a bit on AC360, where some random blogger was professing her love for David Gergen. Gergen was so embarrassed watching the clip, it was great.
There's the rest of the McCain speech on Youtube as well, but the sound is all fucked up. And there's no Obama. I'll come back here tonight and hope that the combined powers of the internet have found them for me.
This race is going to tighten, and Obama was right to come out and tell his supporters not to be complacent. As others have said in this thread, you should be campaigning for a landslide, not just to win.
Seriously, don't fuck this up America... most of us Canadians are counting on an Obama win in order to offset the disappointment of our own election result.
Just today there was a story about how the california gop president had a picture with fried chicken and watermelon with relation to obama, they said its just food. This is his party. A group of old racists who are fine laughing at a black man as long as he doesn't live near them, want to be their friend or god forbid run for public office.
I'm not defending this at all, but in the interest of facts, this was not the head of the California GOP but rather the Chaffey Community Republican Women, Federated, which is a group based in San Bernardino, which is...a weird area to begin with.
Posts
EDIT: DANGIT
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Which isn't actually surprising I guess since, ya know, comic relief and all that.
They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
I was just going to say the same thing. It just makes me feel like, even though I loathe the McCain ticket, and I will never vote for McCain, I just feel now like he's not the devil. He throws his fits, but he does it because he's so passionate about his (stupid) ideas. Once the dust settles, he's going to be an alright guy...
It's very possible a mere alleged terrorist threat would be enough to push him into the lead. This is so far from over.
Why do you think his turban's so big?
Eh, I still haven't forgiven McCain for his attempt to turn the rebuttal of his running mates remarks into some sort of attack on his supporters. But even with that seeing the two candidates in a room giving each other shit and laughing about it makes me feel less tense about the whole thing.
There's just been so much negativity from both sides and I'm not necessarily talking about the two campaigns. I'm not saying a lot of it hasn't been justified but even justified bile still tastes like, well, bile.
she looks.. Happier...
Democrats Abroad! || Vote From Abroad
Man, to be an SNL writer right now has to be very very tense.
Do you attempt to write something that will make people laugh AT her, and because she's a total IDIOT, convince her it will make people laugh WITH her?
Obama was on Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me. He was hilarious, unscriptably so. It was during the primaries before he was a serious contender, so I can't remember what he said. But, it was what put me in the Obama camp.
He's a funny damn guy. The only thing that made me waiver afterwards was when he said Imus shoulda been fired for the nappy haired comments. But, really, he's a naturally funny dude.
Noticed that myself. The contrast form the end of the primaries was really striking.
Then again I hardly remember seeing her laugh at all during that time and even when she did she still looked tense enough to be on the verge of shiving someone. Of course running for president is undoubtedly a little on the taxing side. Obama's joke about the gray hair was funny because it's really very true :P
I read the comments on the site and I think I'm going to cry blood.
A year from now he'll be doing Pepsi commercials insinuating he has an erection for Miley Cyrus.
QEDMF xbl: PantsB G+
Just today there was a story about how the california gop president had a picture with fried chicken and watermelon with relation to obama, they said its just food. This is his party. A group of old racists who are fine laughing at a black man as long as he doesn't live near them, want to be their friend or god forbid run for public office.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The guy sitting to McCain's left must be unaware of the camera presence.
NintendoID: Nailbunny 3DS: 3909-8796-4685
This is what he did today.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/16/massive-rnc-robocall-may_n_135348.html?ref=LAUS5gPemV
This is what the california gop thinks is funny.
http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/10/16/newsletter/index.html
This is the attitude he fosters in his "base"
http://www.daily-times.com/news/ci_10731717
Not so funny anymore.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Oh, it's not changing anyone's opinion (around here), but like Huckabee, I can laugh at the man's jokes while hating his campaign management and stances on the issues. It's important to be reminded that very, very few people are honestly incarnations of evil, but simply human beings complete with all the faults and failures.
I may have to do some phonebanking this weekend
EDIT: Thank you for your contribution to the national dialogue, Chaffey Community Republican Women, Federated.
Yeah its not like he is the defacto head of his party running their presidential ticket or anything.
pleasepaypreacher.net
By the same logic, Obama is in favour of cheating on one's wife.
This is one of many reasons I hate the two party system
You're either on one team or the other and they're both so large they're chock full of extreme idiots
PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | NEVER FORGET
Holy shit. All they need is menthol cigarettes on there and I think that may be the most racist thing I have ever seen.
but they're listening to every word I say
Seriously, don't fuck this up America... most of us Canadians are counting on an Obama win in order to offset the disappointment of our own election result.
I'm not defending this at all, but in the interest of facts, this was not the head of the California GOP but rather the Chaffey Community Republican Women, Federated, which is a group based in San Bernardino, which is...a weird area to begin with.