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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    also

    had this at work so work super nice to me

    sent care package

    oh man my poor boss

    see i was just slumpd in my chare n shit right

    he comes oer is like matt you okay

    i look at him with melty face he is like holy shit call 911

    poor dude prolly knows signs maybe his mom or something right

    bad memries for him

    oh god were you conscious when it happened?

    whole time

    pretty scary!

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

  • edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

    but once the syptoms show up you're pretty much fucked

    good thing almost no one gets it

  • edited October 2008
    doesnt rabies make you hate water or soemthing

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    FOOT SWEATERS
  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

    No more fear of needles makes for a half-decent perk to being insulin dependant.

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    doesnt rabies make you hate water or soemthing

    It's called hydrophobia because you can't swallow

    Also it makes you light sensitive

    A lot of theories point to it being the cause behind the werewolf legend

    Humans and wolves in the same area infected with rabies

  • edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

    No more fear of needles makes for a half-decent perk to being insulin dependant.

    how does it work for bees

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    FOOT SWEATERS
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i had tema of doctors

    encodrinolgist neuro psych gp etc

    like my very own house ep

    pretty sweet

    way to go canada

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    alzheimers and shit doesnt scare me really because I know I have a long time before I need to start worrying about it

    abstractly, sure, it's absolutely terrifying, but in terms of what frightens me now, I tend to be more concerned with accidents or horrible grotesque disease. Also MRSA.

    i don't even post about my daily anxiety worries, because i'd be doing it all the time

    i just took a bath and had a mild panic attack about spiders coming out of the faucet for some reason

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

    No more fear of needles makes for a half-decent perk to being insulin dependant.

    Insulin needles are nothing compared to this

    Motherfucker is like a goddamn sword

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited October 2008
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    eyes.gif
  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Raneados wrote: »
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Yeah

    You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected

    Not when you show symptoms

  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i had a dream that worms were coming out of my skin

    and i go into the other room and i'm like

    you guys can't see these right?

    its really weird to dream that you're hallucinating but you know it but that doesn't make it any less real to you

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh and check this

    so they call dad right

    only numbr we had for him was woman hes no longer with

    but my mom leaves message and she is like matt had a stroke but hes okay now worst is over hes alredy recorvering just head down when you can

    but

    this woman calls dad at work is like your son had a storke and is in the hospital

    nothing bout me being okay right?

    so my dad drives about 200 whole way

    poor guy

  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I got attacked by this weird animal a month or two ago

    It didn't draw blood or nothing

    But holy shit I was so scared about rabies for a while there

    Hell, I may even have it

    That's when I started researching it, 'cause later that day even I was having trouble swallowing and I was so freaked out

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i had tema of doctors

    encodrinolgist neuro psych gp etc

    like my very own house ep

    pretty sweet

    way to go canada

    did you wanna bone your diagnostician

    because

    i wanna bone hugh laurie

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    if you throw away all your good shit

    it lowers perctage chance of being robbed

    same thing

  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

    No more fear of needles makes for a half-decent perk to being insulin dependant.

    how does it work for bees

    In order to check my blood sugar (Which is multiple times any given day) I have to use a little device to prick my finger, which is one of the most sensitive places to get punctured, in order to draw a small blood sample.

    The sensation of being stung doesn't seem quite as horrendous when you're used to being punctured repeatedly every day.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    i had tema of doctors

    encodrinolgist neuro psych gp etc

    like my very own house ep

    pretty sweet

    way to go canada

    did you wanna bone your diagnostician

    because

    i wanna bone hugh laurie

    no but the psych's asst was a foooooooooox

  • edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Yeah

    You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected

    Not when you show symptoms

    they can heal you with a reasonably fresh belladonna flower sprig if its within an hour of the infection

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    FOOT SWEATERS
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    i tried watching heroes today

    but i thout man this show is fucked when my brain is good

    fuck doing it now

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Yeah

    You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected

    Not when you show symptoms

    they can heal you with a reasonably fresh belladonna flower sprig if its within an hour of the infection

    is this a resident evil joke

    :|

  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    if you throw away all your good shit

    it lowers perctage chance of being robbed

    same thing

    well, I usually don't keep much around

    I pretty much just get some shortly prior to smoking it

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  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Seriously dudes, check this:

    Rabies is transmitted by saliva. Some bitch can spit on you just right or share a drink with you or make out with you and bam you got that shit. Or you can get into a fight with some crazy dude and graze your knuckle and go all crazy nuts.

    Incubation period of fucking months. Most people wouldn't even know they had it when they infected you.

    Inability to swallow. This terrifies me on some sort of primal fucking level.

    And then of course, the treatment for it is a horrifyingly large needle being plunged into your gut.

    No more fear of needles makes for a half-decent perk to being insulin dependant.

    Insulin needles are nothing compared to this

    Motherfucker is like a goddamn sword

    And I'm sure a 2x4 to the face hurts more than a fist.

    But a profesional pugilist probaby could take a hit from a 2x4 better than an average joe.

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  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited October 2008
    also I don't know what you're saying here in that post

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    endocrinlogist was funny

    dude was like so when was your blood sugar checked

    i say two hrs ago he says okay and do you have your insulin with you

    doc i am not diabetic

    he actually says why am i here? while he looks at my file

    then is like ooooooooooooh

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    if you throw away all your good shit

    it lowers perctage chance of being robbed

    same thing

    Holy shit Pony.

    This is the most poetic thing.

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    also I don't know what you're saying here in that post

    it was a commentary on weed killing brain cells

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    also I don't know what you're saying here in that post

    was a joke

    thc prevents alzheimers

    because

    makes you stupid

    throw everything away, nobody robs you

    you too poor

  • edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Yeah

    You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected

    Not when you show symptoms

    they can heal you with a reasonably fresh belladonna flower sprig if its within an hour of the infection

    is this a resident evil joke

    :|

    i thought it was a dungeons and dragons joke

    :|

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    FOOT SWEATERS
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    if you throw away all your good shit

    it lowers perctage chance of being robbed

    same thing

    Holy shit Pony.

    This is the most poetic thing.

    see he got it

    you need less pot orbs

  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Yeah

    You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected

    Not when you show symptoms

    they can heal you with a reasonably fresh belladonna flower sprig if its within an hour of the infection

    is this a resident evil joke

    :|

    i thought it was a dungeons and dragons joke

    :|

    :|

  • GoatmonGoatmon AHOY! I'M ADMIRAL ZHAO!Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    if you throw away all your good shit

    it lowers perctage chance of being robbed

    same thing

    Holy shit Pony.

    This is the most poetic thing.

    Also, chain smoking does wonders for body weight.

    They don't tell you that when showing how much thinner most europeans are compared to Americans.

    Teacher of mine who went to Europe said he saw guys in restraunts who were puffing their cigarettes in between every bite of food.

    You'll be living on a respirator by age 60, but at least you won't be overweight.

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  • StraightziStraightzi The rock, the vulture, and the chain All that the proud can feel of painRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    isn't rabies also the thing that

    when you decide that you should go to the doctor for it, it's already passed the point of treatment and you're gonna die?

    Yeah

    You gotta go to the doctor when you get infected

    Not when you show symptoms

    they can heal you with a reasonably fresh belladonna flower sprig if its within an hour of the infection

    is this a resident evil joke

    :|

    I think it's just a werewolf joke

    Wrong plant though

    You'd want Aconite, perhaps better known as wolfsbane

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    itt man after stroke calls a man dumb

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    smoking is awesome

    as soon as I am allowed to I am starting again

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    itt man after stroke calls a man dumb

    Bahaha! Oh Pony, you're gold.

  • seizureorbsseizureorbs Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Pony wrote: »
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    apparently thc may prevent alzheimers

    actually, I'm gonna check this, since it was just something I heard from someone

    if you throw away all your good shit

    it lowers perctage chance of being robbed

    same thing

    Holy shit Pony.

    This is the most poetic thing.

    see he got it

    you need less pot orbs
    oh

    ohhhhhhh

    for some reason I thought you were talking about throwing away all of my good weed

    I feel stupid

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  • WallhitterWallhitter Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Shit, Pony, that sucks. Get over that brain damage soon son.

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