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AWRIGHT YOU BASTICHES LET'S DO THIS (SECRET FRAGGIN' SLO-BOS)

Slo-BoSlo-Bo Registered User
edited May 2009 in Graphic Violence
WHO'S THE BADDEST TEEN IN THE WHOLE FRAGGIN' UNIVERSE?

OH, RIGHT, IT'S ME

AND ALL YOU FRAGGIN BASTICHES BETTER REMEMBER THAT THIS YEAR, BECAUSE I KICKED THAT STUPID SANTA ROBOT'S BUTT TO THE CURB

THAT'S RIGHT YOU BASTICHES: THIS YEAR IT'S ALL ABOUT


SECRET SLO-BOS

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WELL I AIN'T TALKIN' TO YOU ABOUT IT YOU CRAZY BASTICH, JEEZUS


AS FOR YOU FOLKS, HERE'S THE FRAGGIN' DRILL:

THIS IS A COMIC BOOK GIFT GIVIN' FIESTA

ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SIGN UP AND GET WHOEVER I FRAGGIN' TELL YOU TO A COMIC RELATED GIFT

WE'RE GONNA INVOKE OUR OLD BUDDY SATAN'S RULE HERE AND SAY NO SPENDING LIMIT, BUT DON'T THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT ALL FANCY ON SOME BASTICH THAT THEY'LL RETURN THE FAVOR

IF YOU DECIDE TO BE A STINGY BASTICH AND DON'T SEND ANYTHING, YOU GOTTA ANSWER TO THE TOP TEEN PERSONALLY, AND I DON'T GIVE FRAGGIN' CANDY CANES OUT FOR CHRISTMAS, YOU GET ME?

SO IF YOU WANT TO SIGN YOUR BUTT UP SEND AN EMAIL OVER TO

SECRETSLOBOS@GMAIL.COM

WITH YOUR NAME, INTERNET NAME, AND ADDRESS AND WE'LL GET THIS FRAG SORTED

THE DEADLINE FOR THIS IS MIDNITE NOVEMBER 15th


LIST OF PARTICIPANTS:

Anjin
Mai Kero
Langly
D_D
DR_Z - Zeromus
Arath
Wildcat
Balefuego
Virral
Futt Bucker
GR_Zombie
Angry
emutheelf
FolkenFeel
Ben0207
Nogs
Smokmonky
Delduwath
Robos
grim123
Servo
Manonvonsuperock
Blankspace
CoJoeTheLawyer

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  • arcatharcath Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So signed up.

    Let the stalking begin...

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  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    IMPORTANT TO NOTE:

    This year there will be no moderator-enforced punishments (i.e. jailings, bannings) for failure to come through for your buddy.

    HOWEVER

    Everyone on the entire forum will get to be as big a dick as they like to said Santron Stiffer forever and I will simply laugh the laugh of the carefree if this hypothetical jerk complains to me about it. This is not a joke. You will be mocked and disliked by everyone, and possibly, indeed probably blacklisted from future Secret Santas (if I am not too lazy to remember.)

    So if you want to sign up, please do but you better come through.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Amen to that!

    er... Amen to Arcaths post, not the threat of terrible retribution via mockery and shunning ala Servo

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    signed up

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Great OP, Slo-bo. It got me all in the spirit and stuff.

  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Servo wrote: »
    IMPORTANT TO NOTE:

    This year there will be no moderator-enforced punishments (i.e. jailings, bannings) for failure to come through for your buddy.

    HOWEVER

    Everyone on the entire forum will get to be as big a dick as they like to said Santron Stiffer forever and I will simply laugh the laugh of the carefree if this hypothetical jerk complains to me about it. This is not a joke. You will be mocked and disliked by everyone, and possibly, indeed probably blacklisted from future Secret Santas (if I am not too lazy to remember.)

    So if you want to sign up, please do but you better come through.

    Hm, no mod retaliation? Really?

    Anyway, signed up fo sho

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This is going to be great, because I don't post much, and have no discernible personality.

    (Signed up, btw.)

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  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Signed up! Best OP in like 20 min at least.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited October 2008
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Wooooo!

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast
  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I guess we can post wishlists, and what we may or may not want in general in this thread, right?

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    PARKER, YOU'RE FIRED! <-- My comic book podcast
  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    Zeromus wrote: »

    Hm, no mod retaliation? Really?

    Anyway, signed up fo sho

    the offender will merely be naked before you, revealed for the selfish jackass he truly is

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie AAAAAGH Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Signed up, I'll post an amazon wishlist in my sig or something later, if that's cool with the mods.

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  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    So very much there, ya bastich!

  • wwtMaskwwtMask Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    What's the cut-off for signing up? Also, you bitches need to start posting your collections so everyone can know what not to buy. Making a suggestion about what you'd like might help too.

    When he dies, I hope they write "Worst Affirmative Action Hire, EVER" on his grave. His corpse should be trolled.
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  • Slo-BoSlo-Bo Registered User
    edited October 2008
    THE TOP TEEN HAS DECIDED THAT THE DEADLINE WILL BE MIDNIGHT, NOVEMBER 15th

    MARK IT

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  • Folken FanelFolken Fanel J.2C When's KoFRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    This excites me.

    I'll probably sig my amazon wish list at some point. Is there some kind of online database where I can enter in the trades/issues I own? Maybe something similar to this?

  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Should this thread be stickied?

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    For the benefit of whoever gets me, here's a list of every trade I own, as best as I can remember.

    Starman
    Runaways
    X-Force/X-Statix/X-Statix Presents Deadgirl
    Animal Man
    American Born Chinese
    Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol
    The Doom Patrol Archives (Vol.1)
    The Filth
    Hopeless Savages
    Y: The Last Man
    Bone
    Demo
    Scott Pilgrim
    Sea Guy
    League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
    Watchmen
    Blankets
    Ex Machina
    Long Halloween/Dark Victory
    Pride of Baghdad
    Blue Monday
    Scooter Girl
    Lost at Sea
    MadroX: Multiple Choice
    Ghost World
    Summer Blonde
    Vampire Loves
    That book by Joan Sfar about the mummy.
    Sexy Voice and Robo
    First in Space
    Ultimate Spider-Man
    Ultimate X-Men
    Invincible
    Seven Soldiers of Victory
    New Warriors: Reality Check
    Arkham Asylum: Living Hell
    Shazam!: Monster Society of Evil
    Spider-Man 's Mary Jane (it was a phase)
    Shade: The Changing Man
    Red Rocket 7
    Yoshihiro Tatsumi stuff
    Young Avengers
    Absolute New Frontier (YESSS! Has it been a year since that sale already?)
    Sebastian O
    My Faith in Frankie
    Criminal
    Hellboy Library Edition 1
    American Way
    Those Scott McCloud books on creating comics

    I didn't bother with noting what volumes in a series I do have and which volumes I don't because anything I'm missing is something I'm sure to buy for myself eventually anyway. Personally, I'd rather not have Secret Slo-Bo just be something that saves me a few bucks and a trip to the store. So please, if you get me, note my tastes but don't feel obligated to adhere to them. It's okay to take a chance.

    It's also worth noting that I don't own any action figures or DVDs related to comics in any way. I also don't have posters, but if I got one I probably wouldn't know where to put it.

    I also hate Robert Kirkman.

  • Mai-KeroMai-Kero Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    signed up

    my wishlist is

    my faith in frankie
    kill your boyfriend

    anything by ellis/morrison/gaiman/vaughan

    or, whatever is cool that you want to send me

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  • Mr PinkMr Pink Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I really haven't read much by Warren Ellis, but boy I would sure like to :whistle:

    I have the Black Summer issues (which are awesome), Ruins (which was shitty), and uh

    Actually that might be it?

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  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    Zeromus wrote: »
    Should this thread be stickied?

    what an excellent idea

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  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    and uh as far as what would be good for me, uh, probably an interesting single issue might be a better way to go than a trade. i've got an awful lot of trades, so unless it's crazy under-the-radar or foreign or something (great success was had last year by hooraydiation (what happened to that guy?) with the rabbi's daughter and uzumaki).

    things i don't have-

    jsa comics (they seem like a bunch of boring old men sitting around and farting it up with grey hair on)

    jack staff collection (i've been looking for this but it is hard to find?)

    robin year one

    judge dredd comics (the only one i have is "america")

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    servo Im confused

    would you like jsa trades or not

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Everyone should like JSA trades.

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  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    i'm just saying that i don't have any and it seemed like i should explain why.

    so that's just my impression of them. i'm not saying that's what they're actually like.

    edit- because i wouldn't know, see?

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    and why don't you have Robin: Year One?

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  • ServoServo Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited October 2008
    because i never bought it

    no good reason

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I saw the new trade at Borders the other day and almost bought it even though I have an old trade (in beat shape) and all but one of the singles for it

    it's that good!*



    *i have a problem

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  • ZeromusZeromus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    It really is that good, though.

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  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
  • nindustrialnindustrial Word Typer Los AngelesRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I would like to sign up, but before doing so, I need to inquire as to when various secret packages will be sent, as I will be home for a good month over the holidays and want to know what address is most appropriate to send in.

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  • VirralVirral Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Well with the deadline for entry around mid-November you'd hope people would have stuff posted out sometime in December. There will probably be a few slackers who don't get them out till January, based on experience from last year.

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  • CoJoeTheLawyerCoJoeTheLawyer Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm in like Flynn.

    and for those of you looking for presents (or ideas for presents) HERE is a link to my amazon wish list. I may need to update it, but you get the idea fo what knocks my socks off.

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    man

    against my better judgement

    signing up for this

  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I would like to sign up, but before doing so, I need to inquire as to when various secret packages will be sent, as I will be home for a good month over the holidays and want to know what address is most appropriate to send in.

    I included a note saying that packages sent in the month of December should be sent to my parent's house.

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    man

    against my better judgement

    signing up for this
    good man

  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Keith wrote: »
    I saw the new trade at Borders the other day and almost bought it even though I have an old trade (in beat shape) and all but one of the singles for it

    it's that good!*



    *i have a problem


    I will buy this as your gift. Assuming I get you.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
  • sportzboytjwsportzboytjw squeeeeeezzeeee some more tax breaks outRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Also, my Amazon Wishlist

    Stick to the TPBs please, it'd be so awesomeeeeee.

    Walkerdog on MTGO
    TylerJ on League of Legends (it's free and fun!)
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