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Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
"Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
"Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
Shaz, I swear by all you hold holy, if you do not go to that interview and blow their minds I will hunt you down and do something terrible to you. If you really think a mathematician has nothing to offer Microsoft, I think you need to do some serious reevaluation of your degree. Right now.
Shaz, I swear by all you hold holy, if you do not go to that interview and blow their minds I will hunt you down and do something terrible to you. If you really think a mathematician has nothing to offer Microsoft, I think you need to do some serious reevaluation of your degree. Right now.
Wait, what? I stayed out because I knew nothing about Shaz, but if you're a mathematician then Simon is right, you'll do fine.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Shaz, I swear by all you hold holy, if you do not go to that interview and blow their minds I will hunt you down and do something terrible to you. If you really think a mathematician has nothing to offer Microsoft, I think you need to do some serious reevaluation of your degree. Right now.
Wait, what? I stayed out because I knew nothing about Shaz, but if you're a mathematician then Simon is right, you'll do fine.
I was just worried because two of the positions on their list of positions are engineer positions that need C/C++, and shit, I don't know that, I'm no code master
However, the other position on that list I like a lot
I want to kick ass
I wanna go to Washington for the summer!!!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Perhaps I will submit that for the neighborhood jack-o-lantern contest this year... Hmmn... There are plenty of gamers in the area, I should be a shoo in. Then the ribbon will be MINE!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I say it's my birthday! Well happy birthday to me! Gonna have a good time!
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
Flew away in a balloon
Had sex with polar bears
While sitting in a reclining chair
Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
Running around and clawing eyelids
Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
I say it's my birthday! Well happy birthday to me! Gonna have a good time!
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
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John Oliver also does not pose like Superman in ugly sweaters.
But Brahe did die in 1601. I was fooled by random trivia!
I actually thought the super-man poses were nifty. The sweaters were kinda ehn, but the poses were good. :^:
G'night.
Wait, what? I stayed out because I knew nothing about Shaz, but if you're a mathematician then Simon is right, you'll do fine.
You're on it.
I'm so damn psychic.
On a less spiteful, more disturbing note, there is a girl that wants to lick honey off of my penis.
...
>_>
<_<
No, no, I don't think that is going to happen.
A companion cube jack o lantern would be neat.
DEATHNOTE SUX
However, the other position on that list I like a lot
I want to kick ass
I wanna go to Washington for the summer!!!
Don't worry Richy is actually Bizzaro Richy.
He loves us none and gets all the ladies.
yeah, he is pretty hot
That really is an awful sweater.
Perhaps I will submit that for the neighborhood jack-o-lantern contest this year... Hmmn... There are plenty of gamers in the area, I should be a shoo in. Then the ribbon will be MINE!
Richy I love you.
Screws the rest of you! Except for the potential one in three hundred and sixty five point two five who are also cool.
You have to promise me that, when its time is done, you will blow it up.
And youtube it.
PROMISE ME
Oh, that's right. Richy's the one with the women troubles. I forgot, you hardly ever hear about it.
My Freshman year at BC I had an English professor who was talking about birthdays. He asked the class "what are the odds of any given person having the same birthday as you?"
I made a o_O face and said "1 in 365 and 1/4."
He said "No I'm pretty sure it's a little higher than that."
I'm nothing if not a horribly abusive person.