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School dance thread

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I never went to any school dances after my freshman year of high school. I could never get a date, and none of my friends wanted to go stag, so I figured why bother? I imagine this contributed to my existing frustrated bitterness in some small fashion.

  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I didn't go to my senior prom because some motherfucker snitched on my weed smoking.

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Women love me.

    Outside of this town.

    If I go to a club or on vacation there's always girls like 'Heyyyy' and around here they're like "he's cute... I guess... but he's so weird!"

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I still shy away from most school functions. Of course, my college is a private, sheltered Lutheran university that hates fun and tries to restrict it whenever possible.

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I worked on prom night, finished my shift, then drove and fucked my girlfriend next to the porch outside of her house.

    Ah, Oklahoma.

    :(

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  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    oh fuck you top of page

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    That's a pretty hot top of the page.

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    We had a chair sitting on the side of the house next to the porch and she would ride me on it.

    One time we hit it on top of her uncles cars hood in the driveway in the middle of the afternoon.

    I love it when girls wear dresses with no panties.

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver you have the best stories.

  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Hang on, let me get a pad of paper and a pen to take notes.

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Going to the grocery store

    I'm only 29 I have to ration out my stories a bit at a time or I'll run out.

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  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    I don't think I'd ever be able to have sex outside with my boyfriend. I've told him that he's never getting road head again because every time we try it, he's all, "Wait wait wait, this car is passing us up and they might see," about every 2 minutes. Because of this, he never fucking finishes. So I said fuck it, you're never getting road head again.

  • CasperCasper __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    what is so wrong if someone sees, unless they slow down and will not stop looking.

  • TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Year 10 formal was pretty shitty. Basically was a shield for this girl because my other friend was obsessed with her, and said a toast in a Scottish accent to my entire year.

    Year 12 formal I invited the girl i was dating at the time, and she didn't even talk, eat or dance the entire night. Then she told me she had to go home (which was 4 hours away from the place) with her mum instead of spend the night with me. So i proceeded to get rip roaring drunk in the hotel, and slept in my good clothes.

    Only other thing i went to was a Debutant (sp?) ball with my SO at the time where I got laid several times afterwards.

    So yeah, my dance experience isn't the best

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I've had sex outside like... twice?

    I want to say twice.

    Roof of my school, and pool.

    Yeah.

    Twice.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    pools are never a fun time

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Maybe not for you!

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • LeliLeli __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Oh wait, yeah. I've done it in a pool. Not with this guy though.

  • TrueHereticXTrueHereticX We are the future Charles, not them. They no longer matter. Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sex outside?

    Pool twice

    Spa once

    Tampoline once (Most uncomfortable thing ever)

    Hammock once

    Balcony of best friends house once

    Yeah, I've had sex outside

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I said no to the trampoline.

    It even sounds like a bad idea.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Heretic

    which Robin Hood is that?

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  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    sex on a trampoline hahahahaha

    unf unf unf boing boing boing OW OH GOD MY HEAD JUST CRACKED OPEN ON A METAL BAR AAAAH

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    Maybe not for you!

    im a delicate flower

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Leli wrote: »
    I don't think I'd ever be able to have sex outside with my boyfriend. I've told him that he's never getting road head again because every time we try it, he's all, "Wait wait wait, this car is passing us up and they might see," about every 2 minutes. Because of this, he never fucking finishes. So I said fuck it, you're never getting road head again.

    what the?
    part of the fun is that other people will see

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    i had sex while base-jumping

    sorry guys i win this one

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  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    Leli wrote: »
    I don't think I'd ever be able to have sex outside with my boyfriend. I've told him that he's never getting road head again because every time we try it, he's all, "Wait wait wait, this car is passing us up and they might see," about every 2 minutes. Because of this, he never fucking finishes. So I said fuck it, you're never getting road head again.

    what the?
    part of the fun is that other people will see
    Seriously. Getting road head is all about showing off to other people.

    "Nice Lexus. Don't mind me, I'm just getting my knob polished in my '99 Honda Civic."

  • potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    you either finished fast or that was a hell of a base-jump

    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Bynokulars wrote: »
    I broke up with a girl two months before my senior prom, after she had already bought the dress she planned to wear to it.

    Apparently that is considered a dick move.


    hahaa yeah i did that too

    good times

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Man, now I want to get on the ball and find some cool places to do it outside.

    But it is getting ch-ch-chilly out!

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel Deus Vult! OsloRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I had sex while mainlining heroin and doing muay thai with grizzly bears.

    Fuck off and die.
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    potatoe wrote: »
    you either finished fast or that was a hell of a base-jump

    our parachute got stuck on a lamp post so we had some extra time

    though since we were naked it was kind of awkward calling the fire department to get us down

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  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Bibble wrote: »
    Bynokulars wrote: »
    I broke up with a girl two months before my senior prom, after she had already bought the dress she planned to wear to it.

    Apparently that is considered a dick move.


    hahaa yeah i did that too

    good times

    You people are utter bastards you know that.

    Not gentlemen at all.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • BibbleBibble __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    The_Scarab wrote: »
    Bibble wrote: »
    Bynokulars wrote: »
    I broke up with a girl two months before my senior prom, after she had already bought the dress she planned to wear to it.

    Apparently that is considered a dick move.


    hahaa yeah i did that too

    good times

    You people are utter bastards you know that.

    Not gentlemen at all.

    i felt pretty bad but

    not really because jesus what a bitch

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My girlfriend just yelled at me for stabbing her friend in the hand with a pencil :(

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    My girlfriend just yelled at me for stabbing her friend in the hand with a pencil :(

    What a cunt. You should stab them both.

    scarab you have mental problems
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Graves wrote: »
    My girlfriend just yelled at me for stabbing her friend in the hand with a pencil :(
    Dump her.

  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Stabbings for everyone!

    But what had happened was that she was dressed as Jamie Lynn Spears for 'dress like a celebrity day' or some shit.

    And she had a balloon under her shirt.

    And I went to stab that balloon.

    And she blocked it.

    And she got a nice pencil stab wound.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
  • the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wore something along the lines of this to my school dances

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My school's homecoming dance is friday, there is a possibility I'll be DJing it if they can't find someone else to.
    My plan is to just play the Girl Talk discography.

  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    the wook wrote: »
    I wore something along the lines of this to my school dances
    Spoiler:

    Wook had to stand still for 30 minutes while they exposed the film.

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