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Javen Angel Cantera

Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
edited October 2008 in Singularity Engine++
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

This lovely young lady, who appeared on the Maury show when she was 15 over 3 years ago finally got her wish! She had a bouncing baby boy, very sweet right? September 4th, she gave birth to.. baby Javen. She named her kid Javen. I am not fucking kidding.

Over at DListed you can read the full article. Also you can check out Victoria's private myspace if you have that sort of morbid curiosity.

Hahahahaha. Javen your name got used for a white trash baby.
Submitted by myeager on September 10, 2008 - 5:39pm.

and WTF kind of name is JAVEN??? how stupid can you get??

Sara Lynn on
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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    How do you know it was bouncing?

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara, name your next white trash baby Stale


    <3

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    white trash babies are the best

    we have to keep our strategic reserves of white trash at suitable levels

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited October 2008
    Man, way to break Javen's ego searching







    stale

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Don't worry everybody it's ok because she's got it like that.

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    -I am The Alpha and The Omega-
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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I will name my future baby Stale

    I don't care what the gender is

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I just sent that bitch a friend request.

    Usher wrote:
    Honey got a booty like pow pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow oh wow.
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I will name my future baby Stale

    I don't care what the gender is

    My cup runneth over

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  • edited October 2008
    someone name your baby bongi

    i mean, it's even a real name

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    it took her 3 years to have a baby

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I plan on naming all of my white trash children after forumers

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  • edited October 2008
    I see white trash as sort of a genetic heirloom

    gotta keep them around in case the regular folk start dying off from something

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    FOOT SWEATERS
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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Stale wrote: »
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I will name my future baby Stale

    I don't care what the gender is

    My cup runneth over

    i'm trying to turn this into a semen joke but it pretty much is already

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I had sex with twin sisters that were on a talk show years ago. They were there for being whores.

    They were also the shortest girls I ever messed with.

    4' 10" at best.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    someone name your baby bongi

    i mean, it's even a real name

    i named my dog

    bongi

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

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  • edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    someone name your baby bongi

    i mean, it's even a real name

    i named my dog

    bongi

    did you really

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread King of the Forest Camphor TreeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Mother of the Year 2009-2023

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I will kill that girl and confess guilty in court if provided the opportunity.

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  • RinderRinder Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    I will name my future baby Stale

    I don't care what the gender is

    No matter the gender it will at least sport the same hairstyle as Stale...for a while.

    obsidianspur.jpg
    -I am The Alpha and The Omega-
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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'd tap that

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    someone name your baby bongi

    i mean, it's even a real name

    i named my dog

    bongi

    did you really
    I'm going to get a pet tarantula and name it bongi


    and send you lots of photos

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

    and it's ok if she can't afford brand name clothes cause she can just steal them

    bitch has got all her bases covered

    only the best for baby Javen

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Pretty damn obvious she had no father figure and only a submissive mother who wanted to give everything to her "princess" that she wanted.

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  • ShankusuShankusu __BANNED USERS
    edited October 2008
    Druhim wrote: »
    she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

    pfft thats four more than you have

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Weaver wrote: »
    I will kill that girl and confess guilty in court if provided the opportunity.

    There are better things to do with Javen's mother.







    Aw crap all Javen's mother jokes are now just gross and horrid.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    bongi wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    someone name your baby bongi

    i mean, it's even a real name

    i named my dog

    bongi

    did you really

    no of course not

    what a stupid name

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    Sara Lynn wrote: »
    Druhim wrote: »
    she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

    and it's ok if she can't afford brand name clothes cause she can just steal them

    bitch has got all her bases covered

    only the best for baby Javen
    shit I bet she'll even make him his own awesome myspace page

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    eugenics people, come on

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    did you guys know that Javen's mom had sex over 100 times in public places

    even a HIGH SCHOOL?

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  • Canada_jezusCanada_jezus Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Shit that kid was not giving it her all. Three years? I am not impressed at all.

    You know who I fucking hate? Pony.

    I don't know why, I just felt the need to say that.
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  • edited October 2008
    Kovak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    Kovak wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    someone name your baby bongi

    i mean, it's even a real name

    i named my dog

    bongi

    did you really

    no of course not

    what a stupid name

    hey man

    hey


    did i tell you about the time i actually met a woman called bongi

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2008
    to be honest, public sex can be fucking rad

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  • KhavallKhavall Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen's mother is sleeping with 3 different guys.




    Wait I take it back Javen's mom jokes just got more awesome.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    im naming my kid a duck and cardboard tube

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  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Javen's mom isn't against prostitution if it means she can buy him nice things.

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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User
    edited October 2008
    And man, did you see all those clothes?

    Javen is set for life

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  • TardTard Registered User
    edited October 2008
    hahah
    What a slut.

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  • WeaverWeaver Hail CascadiaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    My step-son has been diagnosed with ADD and some form of autism. We've worked with him at home, had him attending learning centers for years, he just started kindergarten this year in a class designed for kids who aren't mentally deficient but just need a different, more interactive approach to teaching. He's learning quickly and has progressed immensely since before we knew that he needed a different approach.

    Having said that, what the fuck went wrong in this bitches childhood?

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Maybe there is is chance that Javen will learn from his mother's mistakes and rise above his situation and achieve great things in life.

    I'm giving him like 0.00001%

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