Javen Angel Cantera

Sara Lynn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY

This lovely young lady, who appeared on the Maury show when she was 15 over 3 years ago finally got her wish! She had a bouncing baby boy, very sweet right? September 4th, she gave birth to.. baby Javen. She named her kid Javen. I am not fucking kidding.

Over at DListed you can read the full article. Also you can check out Victoria's private myspace if you have that sort of morbid curiosity.

Hahahahaha. Javen your name got used for a white trash baby.

Submitted by myeager on September 10, 2008 - 5:39pm.

and WTF kind of name is JAVEN??? how stupid can you get??

Krentz

How do you know it was bouncing?

Stale

Sara, name your next white trash baby Stale


<3

Druhim

white trash babies are the best

we have to keep our strategic reserves of white trash at suitable levels

ascot

Man, way to break Javen's ego searching







stale

Rinder

Don't worry everybody it's ok because she's got it like that.

Sara Lynn

I will name my future baby Stale

I don't care what the gender is

Graves

I just sent that bitch a friend request.

Stale

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I will name my future baby Stale

I don't care what the gender is

My cup runneth over

bongi

someone name your baby bongi

i mean, it's even a real name

Kovak

it took her 3 years to have a baby

Khavall

I plan on naming all of my white trash children after forumers

Threadbare Sock

I see white trash as sort of a genetic heirloom

gotta keep them around in case the regular folk start dying off from something

Shankusu

Stale wrote: »

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I will name my future baby Stale

I don't care what the gender is

My cup runneth over

i'm trying to turn this into a semen joke but it pretty much is already

Macro9

I had sex with twin sisters that were on a talk show years ago. They were there for being whores.

They were also the shortest girls I ever messed with.

4' 10" at best.

Kovak

bongi wrote: »

someone name your baby bongi

i mean, it's even a real name

i named my dog

bongi

Druhim

she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

bongi

Kovak wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

someone name your baby bongi

i mean, it's even a real name

i named my dog

bongi

did you really

Makershot

Mother of the Year 2009-2023

Weaver

I will kill that girl and confess guilty in court if provided the opportunity.

Rinder

Sara Lynn wrote: »

I will name my future baby Stale

I don't care what the gender is

No matter the gender it will at least sport the same hairstyle as Stale...for a while.

Dr.Funkenstein

I'd tap that

Druhim

bongi wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

someone name your baby bongi

i mean, it's even a real name

i named my dog

bongi

did you really

I'm going to get a pet tarantula and name it bongi


and send you lots of photos

Sara Lynn

Druhim wrote: »

she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

and it's ok if she can't afford brand name clothes cause she can just steal them

bitch has got all her bases covered

only the best for baby Javen

Weaver

Pretty damn obvious she had no father figure and only a submissive mother who wanted to give everything to her "princess" that she wanted.

Shankusu

Druhim wrote: »

she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

pfft thats four more than you have

Khavall

Weaver wrote: »

I will kill that girl and confess guilty in court if provided the opportunity.

There are better things to do with Javen's mother.







Aw crap all Javen's mother jokes are now just gross and horrid.

Kovak

bongi wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

someone name your baby bongi

i mean, it's even a real name

i named my dog

bongi

did you really

no of course not

what a stupid name

Druhim

Sara Lynn wrote: »

Druhim wrote: »

she has 4 fucking pacifiers! man she is a fucking great mom!

and it's ok if she can't afford brand name clothes cause she can just steal them

bitch has got all her bases covered

only the best for baby Javen

shit I bet she'll even make him his own awesome myspace page

Mysst

eugenics people, come on

Sara Lynn

did you guys know that Javen's mom had sex over 100 times in public places

even a HIGH SCHOOL?

Canada_jezus

Shit that kid was not giving it her all. Three years? I am not impressed at all.

bongi

Kovak wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

Kovak wrote: »

bongi wrote: »

someone name your baby bongi

i mean, it's even a real name

i named my dog

bongi

did you really

no of course not

what a stupid name

hey man

hey

did i tell you about the time i actually met a woman called bongi

Druhim

to be honest, public sex can be fucking rad

Khavall

Javen's mother is sleeping with 3 different guys.




Wait I take it back Javen's mom jokes just got more awesome.

Kovak

im naming my kid a duck and cardboard tube

Sara Lynn

Javen's mom isn't against prostitution if it means she can buy him nice things.

Mathilda

And man, did you see all those clothes?

Javen is set for life

Tard

hahah
What a slut.

Weaver

My step-son has been diagnosed with ADD and some form of autism. We've worked with him at home, had him attending learning centers for years, he just started kindergarten this year in a class designed for kids who aren't mentally deficient but just need a different, more interactive approach to teaching. He's learning quickly and has progressed immensely since before we knew that he needed a different approach.

Having said that, what the fuck went wrong in this bitches childhood?

Krentz

Maybe there is is chance that Javen will learn from his mother's mistakes and rise above his situation and achieve great things in life.

I'm giving him like 0.00001%