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Cake? In only THREE MINUTES?
Blake T
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So I'm at work doing what we should all be doing and facebook stalking all my friends of friends when I discover something called the 3 minute Chocolate Mug Cake.
Now I like Cake.
I like things in Mugs.
Chocolate I think it pretty neat.
And the three minute wait with something neat at the end reminds me of sex.
THIS CAN'T FAIL.
Now somebody should make this for me and report back on it's awesomeness.
3 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
If for some reason the idea of cake inside a coffee mug offends you, I suppose you could also talk of other cakes and of slices.
Now I like Cake.
I like things in Mugs.
Chocolate I think it pretty neat.
And the three minute wait with something neat at the end reminds me of sex.
THIS CAN'T FAIL.
Now somebody should make this for me and report back on it's awesomeness.
3 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
Spoiler:
If for some reason the idea of cake inside a coffee mug offends you, I suppose you could also talk of other cakes and of slices.
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How does it work oh jesus
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You see, real men prepare for cake emergency ahead of time.
Diabetus be damned!
oh my god
No
Real men have a woman do it for them
so that is more along the lines of I am so doing this if I remember in two months
Yeah that's where I'm at too
I mean I've got a microwave in my room
I guess I could
But then I'd have to go buy things
What part of forcing a woman to have fresh cake in the fridge, at all times, does not count as preparation?
They also look incredible in suits. Look incredible in casual wear. Smell nice. Walk with a sense of confidence. Take 6 hour lunch breaks. Have great names. And the rest of that sketch.
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http://www.dizzy-dee.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-in-5-minutes
It's a hot cocoa ration, a breath mint, water, and maybe some other things, in a standard-issue tin cup left on a hot Jeep engine until it's cake-like.
R. Lee Ermy seemed to think it was good enough, and I don't know a man alive who would contradict him.
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who the hell has time for that
3 minute cake is looking worse every second.
15 minute cake is probably more than 5 times better. It's about metrics people.
And also looks like a chocolate turd.
But that takes 15 minutes, plus oven time, plus you would have multiple things to clean.
I think you are missing out the idea of Mug-Cake in three minutes.
(I also suspect you hate awesome)
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edit: What the hell do you people care what it looks like, it's cake in 3 MINUTES!
CAKE
3 MINUTES
My love for good cake supersedes my hatred for awesome.