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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I meet girls I like, I figure out that they don't like me, so I just don't do anything about it or think about it and eventually the feeling goes away.

    "The feeling" in this case is a blinding chloroform-induced headache.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    So I've got a cute girl drinking beer in my living room. She has on several occasions told me I'm awesome. As well, she gets along with my husband, who is also here.

    Recommendations? :winky:

    Get it on with her while she video tapes it followed by sending me a link to the vid.

    Dude


    Creepy

    Pfft its not like she didn't leave that completely open.

    A valid point.

    It felt forced, really. I demand more from my "Have a 3-way and send pics" jokes.

    Alecthar on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I meet girls I like, I figure out that they don't like me, so I just don't do anything about it or think about it and eventually the feeling goes away.

    Like getting your legs broke.

    Sarksus on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    So I've got a cute girl drinking beer in my living room. She has on several occasions told me I'm awesome. As well, she gets along with my husband, who is also here.

    Recommendations? :winky:

    Get it on with her while she video tapes it followed by sending me a link to the vid.

    Dude


    Creepy

    Pfft its not like she didn't leave that completely open.

    A valid point.

    It felt forced, really. I demand more from my "Have a 3-way and send pics" jokes.

    I meant husband video tape it but meh. Only have about 10% of my attention on the forums.

    DeShadowC on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    So I've got a cute girl drinking beer in my living room. She has on several occasions told me I'm awesome. As well, she gets along with my husband, who is also here.

    Recommendations? :winky:

    I need to make a virgin sacrifice tomorrow to maintain my eternal youth.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    So I've got a cute girl drinking beer in my living room. She has on several occasions told me I'm awesome. As well, she gets along with my husband, who is also here.

    Recommendations? :winky:

    Get it on with her while she video tapes it followed by sending me a link to the vid.

    Dude


    Creepy

    Pfft its not like she didn't leave that completely open.

    A valid point.

    It felt forced, really. I demand more from my "Have a 3-way and send pics" jokes.

    Indeed. Take Richy, for example. Richy was funny. He should be more like Richy.






    Now there's something I never thought I'd say.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Medopine wrote: »
    If your quote doesn't have the word "dicks" in it it doesn't count
    "[FONT=Verdana,Helvetica][SIZE=-1]I look at the world, and there is nothing to think... nothing to say... nothing to do... nothing to feel... but gratitude. Dicks."[/SIZE][/FONT]

    Quid on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    So I've got a cute girl drinking beer in my living room. She has on several occasions told me I'm awesome. As well, she gets along with my husband, who is also here.

    Recommendations? :winky:

    I need to make a virgin sacrifice tomorrow to maintain my eternal youth.

    See, this is more up to [chat] standards.

    Alecthar on
  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Medopine wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    So I've got a cute girl drinking beer in my living room. She has on several occasions told me I'm awesome. As well, she gets along with my husband, who is also here.

    Recommendations? :winky:

    Get it on with her while she video tapes it followed by sending me a link to the vid.

    Dude


    Creepy

    Pfft its not like she didn't leave that completely open.

    A valid point.

    It felt forced, really. I demand more from my "Have a 3-way and send pics" jokes.

    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    On that note, of to watch Benders' Game. Be good, [chat].

    Passerbye on
  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    It felt forced, really. I demand more from my "Have a 3-way and send pics" jokes.


    1) Inebriating Beverages
    2) "Broken" Thermostat
    3) ????
    4) PROFIT!

    Is that okay?

    Actually that sounds like you're going to drug someone and then take their kidneys...nevermind.

    Sarksus on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Indeed. Take Richy, for example. Richy was funny. He should be more like Richy.






    Now there's something I never thought I'd say.

    Ouch.

    Alecthar on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »

    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    On that note, of to watch Benders' Game. Be good, [chat].

    Bender's game?

    DeShadowC on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Why does passer get the cute girl, isn't she a girl? She doesn't need more boobs.

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I wish I had beer and a cute girl.

    James on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »

    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    On that note, of to watch Benders' Game. Be good, [chat].

    Bender's game?

    Latest Futurama movie.

    Alecthar on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »

    Indeed. Take Richy, for example. Richy was funny. He should be more like Richy.

    See I find the invite yourself over more creepy. *shrug*

    DeShadowC on
  • ViolentChemistryViolentChemistry __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    I have bourbon and cigarettes. That's better than beer and a girl.

    ViolentChemistry on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    I wish I had beer and a cute girl.

    What, you don't have women up there in the Northern Wastes?

    Alecthar on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    Quid on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    I have bourbon and cigarettes. That's better than beer and a girl.

    Whiskey and smokeless lungs :)

    DeShadowC on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    I'm alive. And made a comment in the cooking thread because some things really get one my nerves.

    radroadkill on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Why does passer get the cute girl, isn't she a girl? She doesn't need more boobs.

    She's a boobpire. She can only sustain herself by sucking on increasingly larger numbers and sizes of boobs.





    ...

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    I have bourbon and cigarettes. That's better than beer and a girl.

    This is demonstrably untrue because cigarettes taste like trash.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • JamesJames Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I wish I had beer and a cute girl.

    What, you don't have women up there in the Northern Wastes?

    What kind of women would you expect to find inhabiting such hostile environments?

    James on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    I have bourbon and cigarettes. That's better than beer and a girl.

    Whiskey and smokeless lungs :)

    I can't tell if that's a light zinger, or the innocuous beginning to a full-fledged [chat] battle royale about smoking.

    Alecthar on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Why does passer get the cute girl, isn't she a girl? She doesn't need more boobs.

    She's a boobpire. She can only sustain herself by sucking on increasingly larger numbers and sizes of boobs.





    ...

    No. Just no.


    Get in the corner, Zimmy, you're done for now.

    Alecthar on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »

    Indeed. Take Richy, for example. Richy was funny. He should be more like Richy.

    See I find the invite yourself over more creepy. *shrug*

    Maybe in a vacuum but this was Richy so we're all kinda pulling for him.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    o_O .... O_o but.... o_O ....

    You know I could see not wanting to eat red meat, and only eating poultry and fish. But doing this and calling yourself a vegetarian?

    DeShadowC on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Heh. Boobpire.

    Quid on
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    o_O .... O_o but.... o_O ....

    You know I could see not wanting to eat red meat, and only eating poultry and fish. But doing this and calling yourself a vegetarian?
    Yes, we know. Oh Jesus we know.

    Quid on
  • AlectharAlecthar Alan Shore We're not territorial about that sort of thing, are we?Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    James wrote: »
    Alecthar wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    I wish I had beer and a cute girl.

    What, you don't have women up there in the Northern Wastes?

    What kind of women would you expect to find inhabiting such hostile environments?

    I am reminded of the noble walrus...

    Alecthar on
  • ZimmydoomZimmydoom Accept no substitutes Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Why does passer get the cute girl, isn't she a girl? She doesn't need more boobs.

    She's a boobpire. She can only sustain herself by sucking on increasingly larger numbers and sizes of boobs.





    ...

    No. Just no.


    Get in the corner, Zimmy, you're done for now.

    I'm pretty sure I've been done for a while. This is just gas escaping.

    Zimmydoom on
    Better-than-birthday-sig!
    Gim wrote: »
    Zimmydoom, Zimmydoom
    Flew away in a balloon
    Had sex with polar bears
    While sitting in a reclining chair
    Now there are Zim-Bear hybrids
    Running around and clawing eyelids
    Watch out, a Zim-Bear is about to have sex with yooooooou!
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Alecthar wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    I have bourbon and cigarettes. That's better than beer and a girl.

    Whiskey and smokeless lungs :)

    I can't tell if that's a light zinger, or the innocuous beginning to a full-fledged [chat] battle royale about smoking.

    Oh God no. I'm not staying up all night arguing with chat again. Certainly not about something like smoking.

    DeShadowC on
  • Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Passerbye wrote: »
    You're just jealous 'cause I've actually got the beer and the cute girl, while you have to settle for a poorly described vicarious text experience.

    I have bourbon and cigarettes. That's better than beer and a girl.

    This is demonstrably untrue because cigarettes taste like trash.

    I smoked once, it was a cigar and it was eh, okay, I don't know how people become heavy smokers.:P

    Look Out it's Sabs! on
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    3DS: 2852-6809-9411
  • Wonder_HippieWonder_Hippie __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    o_O .... O_o but.... o_O ....

    You know I could see not wanting to eat red meat, and only eating poultry and fish. But doing this and calling yourself a vegetarian?
    Yes, we know. Oh Jesus we know.

    Hahaha.

    Hey, Rad, my sister was a vegetarian that ate sushi for the longest time.

    Wonder_Hippie on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »

    Indeed. Take Richy, for example. Richy was funny. He should be more like Richy.

    See I find the invite yourself over more creepy. *shrug*

    Maybe in a vacuum but this was Richy so we're all kinda pulling for him.

    Maybe you are. I can't even look at Richy any more without thinking analdogsex.com :|

    TL DR on
  • DeShadowCDeShadowC Registered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    o_O .... O_o but.... o_O ....

    You know I could see not wanting to eat red meat, and only eating poultry and fish. But doing this and calling yourself a vegetarian?
    Yes, we know. Oh Jesus we know.

    I want to go into this thread now, but I know it'll only piss me off.

    DeShadowC on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    o_O .... O_o but.... o_O ....

    You know I could see not wanting to eat red meat, and only eating poultry and fish. But doing this and calling yourself a vegetarian?

    I felt bad saying something but I have to. It annoys me so much. And people who eat chicken and/or fish and say they're vegetarians aren't and it makes me very angry.

    And also it contributes to everyone who says to me, when they find out I'm a vegetarian, "But you eat chicken/fish right?" Fish more than the other.

    But then they stare in shocked silence when I say no, because I'm a VEGETARIAN, not a pescentarian. "Oh. What's that? Oh. Fish aren't animals."


    AND RAAAAAAWR

    radroadkill on
  • radroadkillradroadkill MDRegistered User regular
    edited October 2008
    Quid wrote: »
    DeShadowC wrote: »
    Quid wrote: »
    Zimmydoom wrote: »
    Hey Quid. Where's Rad been? I like her better.
    I think she's ranting on another forum at someone who said their girl friend's a vegetarian that eats fish.

    Edit: She just informed me it's this forum in the cooking thread.

    o_O .... O_o but.... o_O ....

    You know I could see not wanting to eat red meat, and only eating poultry and fish. But doing this and calling yourself a vegetarian?
    Yes, we know. Oh Jesus we know.

    Hahaha.

    Hey, Rad, my sister was a vegetarian that ate sushi for the longest time.

    PESCETARIAN


    ROOOOOOOOOOOAR

    radroadkill on
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